You have 200 GB that you're going to take with you innawoods, forever. What do you put on it?

You have 200 GB that you're going to take with you innawoods, forever. What do you put on it?

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music, books and porn

Seinfeld and friends complete series.

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the fuck am I taking it into the woods for

maybe some books on how to live in the woods idk

anno 1404 venice

the no-no folder

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> Seinfeld
b&r
> Friends
c&b

Doesn't matter since I have no way of reading the data

>everybookinthefuckingworld.zip - 24GB
>Sytems folders backup from Win10 install - 178GB
fug

just some cool shit for whoever finds my dead body to enjoy, because I'm gonna die trying to live innawoods.

quora.com/How-much-electronic-data-storage-would-it-take-to-store-all-books-that-ever-existed

assuming we have enough time
lots of 480p porn
music
360p movies
tv shows, House, k-dramas, first 3 seasons of always sunny
the best anime romcoms
unreal tournament 2004
bunch of books, slight derail but gimme some good books to read pls
info on medical stuff, diy and other stuff to survive inawoods
200gb is quite a lot if you are willing to use smaller files

you missed the .zip part

Aren't most books already compressed?

Seinfeld and fraiser

Wikipedia without images
Lots of useful books heavily compressed in 7z (survival,medical and some of the best books)
Radiohead and CAN discography

I'd finally be able to complete my AI and Astrophysics work

Super Alfred Chicken (USA).sfc

only if your sitting on em
.txt aint compressed no, idk if any of the ereader formats use compression per se

>200gb

make it 1tb, or 5tb

I don't think epubs and shit get any big space savings from being zipped or 7zipped. I say this having just slapped a few into an archive format and not noticing any real change.

Lots of books, porn and old games.

All my music and stalker by Andrei Tarkovsky

All porn from the 90s

If it's pure ASCII, you could probably compress the fuck out of it, since all of the characters would be within a certain range.

An average book will compress to about 1/4 if you zip it. So you'd need 13 TB to store all the worlds books in a zip.

Your 24 GB zip is pathetic, not even 1% of the worlds books.

Its way too much for any of the books actually worth reading.

Would put it in my Raspberry Pi to expand my kodi mediacenter.

420p vp9 porn with 32kbps opus audio codec, one single 720p porn with 256kbps opus, rest will be books and songs in 48kbps opus

Why does the 720p porn need such high bitrate audio? I don't know what you're planning but all the moaning and groaning doesn't warrant that much, especially with Opus. Your source is probably gonna be some low bitrate AAC trash anyway, unless you're encoding JAV BDISO or something.

uncompressed pepe wojak and gondola

ARIA

How am i reading the SD card, you dumb fuck?

Hunky Dory - David Bowie
Dwarf Fortress
Mount & Blade Warband
NES/SENPAI, SNES, GB/C, GBA no-intro packs (with emulators of course)
my favorites mid 2000s pornstar videos encoded to the best quality to size ratio I can do with the time I have
Seasons 3-7 of The Simpsons
Probably one of those megapacks of classic books in epub/pdf

That should be under 50GB just there.
the rest would be any movies and shows I think would be rewatchable and some good DOS games.

r u me

Home-made rape porn with my Audio Technica AT2035. Why you think i need to hide in the woods?

>not even 1% of the world's books
I don't think you could read 1% of the world's books even if you were constantly reading

Kek

By hand.

-porn folder
-wikipedia database with no images
-trailer park boys seasons 1-7 in glorious SD resolution and 4:3 aspect ratio
-the dollar trilogy
-music folder
-debian 9
-classic literature

more gigabytes

What's in the no-no folder, user?

190 gigs of h.265 encoded qhd porn
10 gigs of books in plain text

True at least for epub, it's basically renamed archive (of html, image and css files). Kinda like cbr or whatever used for manga is a renamed archive of image files.

>fake blondes
>fake boobs
>small butts

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My entire FLAC music collection.

Be sure the park rangers don't steal your two laptops user

fpbp

small butts r good tho

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Friends is gay af

>not bringing Jojo

Books and some classical music.

>forever
oof

A collection of classical and ambient music. Probably looking at 20-40gb worth.
Quake 1 (ezQuake client and Quakespasm), included will be lots of spdm maps. My current collection is less than 10gb and I think it'll be fine.
DOSBox + entire collection of DOS games
SNES/NES emulator + all SNES/NES games.
Starcraft 1 & Brood War, includes modded AI and lots of maps. Shouldn't be too large.
Lots of books, from novels to manuals to philosophy to research papers, all on just about anything. Hopefully amassing a collection of over 20,000 books minimum. That'd be like 60gb.
I'd then fill the rest up with an economical collection of movies, TV shows, and anime (even though I'm not fond of anime).
Also software including gnu/linux and other necessities.

I think this would be sufficient for my lifetime during the hours I'd have for leisure.

I find it doubtful the Pi would support it.

shalom

Gottem

Snow Crash
Neuromancer
Pushing Ice

Computer illiteracy is a sad thing. I pity the fool who can't read their own files.

snes emulator + the 100 best snes games
electric wizard discography
robert harris - imperium audiobook
frank herbert - dune audiobook
and a couple of other audiobooks
my ebook library
the godafther part 1 & 2
i, claudius tv show
maiden rape assault: violent semen inferno

everything building and survival related.
then build and trap till death

Yeesh....

>100 gigs of God tier porn
>lesbian Lactation
>Lesbian ass eating
>pregnant lesbian eating old lesbian ass
>lesbian ass eating of all kinds
>books on survival and practical shit
>Have a nice day by bon Jovi or radio app
>I guess bullshit books
>Diablo 1 and 2 if I can fit it
>a bible
>nes games
>anime at low quality

Curious about that last thing desu, do I dare ask what it is?

>there are people on Jow Forums that don't know

vndb.org/v1292

false
acceptable sitcom answers include the following:
>seinfeld
>community
>arrested development
>the office
>parks & rec
>30 rock
>always sunny
>frasier
>golden girls
>fresh prince
>the nanny
>scrubs
>the good place
>married with children
>veep
>malcolm in the middle
>the IT crowd
>futurama

>tfw just watched Jeremiah Johnson again last night

Damn that movie makes me want to just fuck off into the wilderness and become a mountain man.

Holy shit its a VN? Gonna check that out tonight I guess
That legendary huh?

how do i charge my device to access the stuff on the sd card if i'm in the woods forever

"mweh heh heh inna woods heh is old skewl meme inna wewd heh heh"
reeeeeeeee-taaaaaaaard

Don't bother. It's a shitty meme VN people give to dumb people asking for recommendations without making any effort. Basically the eroge version of Boku no Pico.

i learned2prgrem because I was left without stable internet access for about 2 years, I could only go to a city and steal wifi a few hours every week or so, downloaded some ruby pdfs and now im a cuck

based aneurysm poster

>forever
Flash storage, especially microSD, won't last even a decade.

What the fuck do I do with that if I dont have electricity? Sell it? To who? The animals? In that case I better stock up on dolphin porn.

Well that should be enough time to transpose the most useful information on the card by painting it on your cave walls or etching it into clay tablets at least.

200 GB is almost enough to store a compressed image of OP's mom.

amazon.com/Corsair-Flash-Survivor-Stealth-512GB/dp/B01F3Z66K4/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1544499386&sr=8-5&keywords=corsair waterproof usb

corsair survivor, obviously.. fucking retard
I'd go to the bottom of the ocean with this shit and murder anything in my path with it's glory in my hand.

>.7z it at max compression
>8tb

Solar power

ANIME

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Why didn't you include Reno 911

is there a high quality dvd/blu ray digital release anywhere on the internet? i actually remember looking for one but i couldn't find anything

All of Terry's vids, books.infact I already have a special drive like this.

>pregnant lesbian eating old lesbian ass
I don't think that bible is gonna do you much good user

in his defense, he did say "bullshit books"

I'd probably just go with a smartphone, so probably download maps of the area as well.

Also
>Innawoods gaming
>Not having S.T.A.L.K.E.R

trap porn

200gb of memes

If you are 'innawoods' why the fuck do you need computer anything?
I'd have my Merlin and hiking bag, not my thinkpad and loli.

Marlin, not Merlin. Shitposting from mobile is hard

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Wikisource and wkipedia zim files
my /out/ pdf folder
entirety of star trek compressed in 144p
Shitton of manuals for cars, radios etc
language learning pdfs

To be fair, bringing a magical wizard with you makes more sense than a rifle.

>parks & rec
>30 rock
>veep
>the IT crowd

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Dog and woman bestiality, the whole 200gb.

BASED. i love me some Nikki Dial and Ashlyn Gere