Go hit the damn shower Jow Forums you're probably stenching like Hell

Go hit the damn shower Jow Forums you're probably stenching like Hell.

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>projecting this hard

Showers are a botnet

I took a bet and didn't shower for a month once.
I run everyday and even spent a week on my cousins dairy farm working.
Not a single person noticed.
My twin sister even said I still didn't smell.
So I basically take 2-3 showers a month to save time/water.

you must have good genes or something
i can barely go a day without showering because of how greasy my hair gets

I have a very good advice, never shave your armpit hair. It makes your armpits more wet and smelly.

Or he lives in a non-white country.

You should trim though

Showers are wasteful.
Just boil some water on a pot and then throw it into a big bucket filled 3/4 with cold water.

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kek

>showering using nonfree water
enjoy your botnet retard

with what?

how do you fucking know

Actually I hadn't had a shower for like 4 days and my armpits smelled so fucking bad it was distracting me from programming, seriously they smelled caustic. Took a shower and now I?m much more refreshed.

Go hit the damn gym Jow Forums you're probably weak like Hell.

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You should change your shampoo.
Don't tell me how to live my life, dad!

I get winded cleaning the litter box.

I heard a girl say to her friend I always smell good after walking some distance away

Why doesn't she say it to my face

With a spoon, of course

She wants the D

You gotta learn to be a man, son! Wearing those pink socks is not going to help me get grandkids!

Today was a school day today so I showered.

Thanks falcon-chan

>using hot water

So basically you live in India.

...

Got swim full circle around Britain for 157 days for 6 hours a day with rotting hands and feet and falling-apart tongue without a sense of taste for food you eat, and with jellyfish stuck on your face for 3 hours little bitch.

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I shower twice a day. Once when I wake up because I smell bad and get greasy when I sleep and once when I get home from work because I smell bad then too and I can't go to sleep if I feel gross.

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Joke's on you guys. Took a shower after my workout yesterday.

YEAH

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It's actually 12 hours a day.
6 hour swim, 6 hour sleep in a tent on the spot, 6 hour swim, 6 hour sleep, ad infinitum for 157 days.

Just took a shower, OP
What fucking now
>hackerman

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hackerman is cool guy he gets sex and stuff

You're saying that showers are wasteful because of the electricity cost?

My nigger

>stuff
what kind of stuff
>chicken nuggets

>ad infinitum
>for 157 days

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i tried sudo apt install shower but the package wasn't available

I'm not sober enough for basic math son. Brandy is tasty.

Same goes for your asscrack

>2018
>BaƱarse a jicarazos

Get a load of this wey.

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