Cat problems

My cat just bit the corner of my MacBook and now my screen is cracked.

I need a new laptop, whats a good laptop under $2,000?

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psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201611/the-psychology-animal-torture
time.com/4714823/cats-very-social-study/
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Your cat is based and redpilled

>buys a toy
>blames cat for breaking easily
Get a thinkpad, you cat's teeth will break if it tries something

>I need a new laptop, whats a good laptop under $2,000?
Why don't you just buy a new screen for your MacBook? I highly doubt it costs 2 grand to get it replaced.

Otherwise buy a Chromebook, since someone as quick to throw away their gear as you deserves something cheap and disposable.

>rags

You can get a Dell XPS 13 for about $1,500. They're seriously nice ultrabooks.

MACTODDLERS BTFO

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based

>cats
>rangers
faggot

X1 Extreme or T480s

based

>macshit chinktrash
Found your problem.

Based.

Based and cat pilled

based catto
based

MacOS uses its own implementation of cat. It is not compatible with your standard cat.

Bullshit. MacOS uses the BSD implementation of cat.
Just because it isn't GNU cat doesn't mean it's "its own".

surface book 2, at least if you have any interest in a tablet. The original is among my favorite laptops

Mine do it too in my cheap samsung. Nothing happens.

It was still incompatible with OP's cat

>owning a cat
you may as well start HRT

Cats are clearly superior

Maybe OP should stop being a fucking freetard and learn himself some proper UNIX, then.
man.openbsd.org/cat.1

take it to repair shop

save $2,000

Already ahead of you!

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Better take it to an Apple authorized repair center. It's more expensive but Macs now brick themselves if they detect an unauthorized repair.

op's image originated in redddit

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>cat
>macbook
do your parents know you are a little faggot?

>he doesn't own a based cat
cucked and bluepilled

couldn't you just replace the screen, though?

It does at the apple store :)

Based

wtf kind of shitty cat does that

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Based cat

a based and redpilled cat

Show bulge.

BASED LOUIS ROSSMAN CAT

A Louis Rossman cat would fix the screen, not break it.

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>Macs now brick themselves if they detect an unauthorized repair
only the new ones with t2 chip
moar

based

Can I borrow your cat? I want to take it to the Apple store and see what happens.

haha based dog mom le doggo boop le puppers snoot haha

Based

Based and catnipped

based

too based

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cook the cat into a nutritious Chinese meal then get a dog

What anime is this from?

Kek

Gabriel Dropout

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Surface book is a good laptop but useless as a tablet

Fuck the laptop, user, run from that cat

Tell me this isn't OP

Oh. Unless they're a cross-siter, no.

reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/a57xe5/my_cat_just_bit_the_corner_of_my_macbook_and_now/

>fully functional POSIX compliant UNIX system
>toy

Winbaby pls

It's over, mactoddlers will never recover.

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>t. Too stupid for unix

Based and redpilled.

SEETHING and poopilled.

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Dogs like their owners because they are quite literally programmed to. They have no choice.
If a cat likes you, it's because they think you're a nice/cool person. They're very good at sensing if a person is shitty or not.

>Indians affording apple products

Kek try harder winbaby

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The cat in OP's pic is a bengal, which are bred from housecats and asian leopard cats. This makes them generally stronger and more wild than a housecat.

Based cat.

Why do you do it?
Why do you come onto Jow Forums and white knight for Apple?

>why does someone on a tech board like a fully POSIX compliant unix system

Gee I wonder

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I love apple because it upsets yuropoors.

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Grab the tail and smash it against the wall.

The dude was talking about the build quality of the machine, at which point you came in and started going on about POSIX.

based and bluepilled

cringe and redpilled

>based and bluepilled
>cringe and redpilled

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>wojak
>>>/reddit/

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201611/the-psychology-animal-torture

You should consider seeking treatment.

you have clearly never owned an apple product. i am still using my 2011 macbook pro. there have been a few problems with it over the year, and whenever i take it in for repair, they fix it and it costs me $0. even when it's out of warranty. that cracked screen will probably cost him something more than $0, but probably not more than $100 or $200.

God, catcucks are pathetic.

Based fucking cat

Apples service department is top notch imo,

Dog owners are the real cucks, they're taking care of Rex Thunderknot retarded spawn, while cat owners enjoy the companionship of an equal.

Nice try, Tim Cook!

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>posix
>unix
Cringe

If by "equal" you mean a roommate who doesn't give a shit about you and is only around for shelter and food, sure.
>b-but muh cat loves me, she does these cute faces and sleeps with me :3
Whatever keeps you from suicide.

>T. Winbaby

time.com/4714823/cats-very-social-study/

Cats very much love their human companions, and are capable of making their own decisions and taking care of themselves.

Meanwhile, Sadie the "wouldn't hurt a fly" pit bull is busy mauling some kid's face off, and your Australian Shepard has a nervous breakdown when you leave the house for more than 3 hours.

pests are fair game

I invite you to actually read that study

It's quite straightforward.
On the whole, the cats preferred to spend time with people rather than get food. That is huge, since if the cats only cared to be around humans for food and shelter, the food would get more attention than the human.
This shows that cats get some sort of satisfaction from interacting with humans.

The study says the first choice was people, then food. Which to me it only says the cat knows person = food+shelter, which is better than just food. It also doesn't mention the amount of cats that went for the human vs. the ones that went for the food, I would imagine the difference isn't great.
What did the cats do when they approach the human sample in any case? I doubt they wanted to play, and I doubt they stayed for long. What was even the human stimuli? Some guy going "here kitty kitty"? Pretty vague. If you rattle a bag of pellets, cats will come. The study itself even ends with "future work is clearly needed".

Think of it this way.
You're given the choice of a cheeseburger to eat now, or to hang out with your roommate bob, who gives you cheeseburgers now and then.

If you choose to hang out with bob, it's because you like hanging out with him. You could have had your cheeseburger right away with no interaction.

Additionally, not related to the study, cats will befriend each other. There's no reason to assume that they wouldn't befriend a friendly human in the same way.

>If you rattle a bag of pellets, cats will come.
Just rattled a bag of pellets, but my cat didn't get up from her snooze.

Why is there a pair of legs just stood there at the upper right?

You need to watch more Rossmann.

Oh my god I can't unsee that now.

My cat was pretty cold until my other pets died. Now she’s incredibly clingy.

On a scale from 1 to DUDE, how high are you?

Shapes and colors.

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kill the cat.