Why can't there be one unified language?

why can't there be one unified language?
are computer """scientists"""" this retarded?

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same reason why there's no one unified unix system

so basically yes

what is lambda calculus?

why can't there be one unified language?
are """humans""" this retarded?

>what is english

butchered in America

why can't there be one unified measuring system?
are """scientists" this retarded?

why can't there be one unified fighting style?
are """martial""" artists this retarded?

why can’t there be one unified board?
are """anons""" this retarded?

why can't there be one unified car?
are automotive """engineers""" this retarded?

Once you actually work in the field you realise different languages lend themselves to different problems, and to combine them would be to negate the reason for choosing them in the first place.

asm

why can't there be one unified sport?
are ""sports"" this retarded?

But there is. It's not everybody else's fault that amerimutts don't use it.

>implying America isn't the only country that matters

why can't there be one unified question?
are """anons""" this retarded?

why can't there be one unified answer? is Jow Forums THIS retarded?

It's called English (Traditional).

it does kind of raise a question of whether there will ever exist an "end-of-history" programming language that is perfect for all use-cases (at least current ones). maximum comfiness.

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Preserved in America, frog lover.

frapu vin, kukon

ITS CALLED BINARY YOU FUCKING INCEL

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Fucking retard. "Binary" is not a programming language, and calling machine code "binary" is fucking stupid.

What is a analog computers?

Its called Lisp Machine. People didn't want it, people are stupid, people prefer Java and Analsex