Why don't you have sex regularly?

I feel as though this content isn't 4channel friendly

Every time I do I end up regretting trying so hard to get laid in the first place

Its honestly worse than most drugs. Its like you want it more than it actually is good, so getting it is underwhelming and fleeting.
Going steady with somebody and having puss on the reg is nice, but its like being high all the time. Sensory adaptation always wins and pretty soon its just normal

I get a pretty good result just jerking it frequently but I suspect it will eventually lead to crippling depression

NWS image.

sauce b4 ban pls

I do. Coincidentally, I don't program much for fun anymore...

r u passable anime poster?

I do. My black girlfriend visits me every other day after work

I... I'd like to be

My ex was too small for me and it hurt her too much
Also I broke up with her because I'm don't like talking to people

>LISP

Real men learn Haskell

Faggot.

Because I have no capacity for typical human social interaction and am ugly

to deep into 2d, onaho is my ona

Imagine being this autistic

Because I use Linux and freedom > happiness
Happiness is a meme and there's no point to living without freedom

I'm unironically weirded out by 3D. A girl I tutored through lower division calculus straight up offered a pity fuck and I declined.

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I do and I still program for fun.

>30min old
ebic mods

Because she left me and now I'm coping with loneliness which makes it hard to start something new

this is a work safe board user... we're on 4channel not Jow Forums...

frankly I have better things to do with my time

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I'm 25 years old and I've never had sexual contact with a female. I went to an all-boys school, when we went with my mates to the girls school to catch some birds the chads of the group mogged them all anyways, and I was more interested in fighting with boys from other schools who came in our visit day.

Then I graduated, and went to college for CS, the few times I went partying I just saw it as an opportunity to get drunk for free. Now I have zero friends, work as a software engineer without a single female coworker, tried Tinder but I didn't get any poon because I'm fat and balding due all the years of neglect I've put in my body. Since I refuse to end as a "beta provider" to some sexually successful girl settling down, I think I'm probably going to die single.

my gf doesn't let me fuck her

Because we got two years of that out of our system. Now it's spaced out a lot more. We mostly just enjoy each other's company more.

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developing fearsome wizard powers like I hope everyone else on this board is doing

What kind of sex dolls will you lads be buying when you live away from the city/neighbors?

I want that meme one that was in a grey hoodie

I don't know how to tell when it's ok for me to go a step further than going out for a drink/spending some pleasant time alone with a girl, and what that step should look like.

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Have you tried asking your gf's bf for an advice?

Did you fuck any boipucci at the all boys school?

Any degenerate can have sex but it takes a real autist to compile a distro

>tfw I could recall the image from memory alone
My brother of African American descent

Its not that great really, and rest of the thing besides sex is even more shitty
I can fuck all I want after I'm 30

>he thinks they BOTH got that out of their system

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hooker said no

My gut is big and I don't get erections any more. Trying to lose weight but my joints hurt even when sitting.

based, he's getting cucked

Work out motherfuckers

not really, I think she' s just asexual

lmao, just eat less

I am still awaiting the next big thing after roofies which came after chloroform.

love?

Not the other user, but I would have loved to go to an all boys school. No homo of course.

Chloral hydrate.

can someone tell me who this whore is b4 the ban, holy christ

I don't really have that much interest in it, so I choose not to go out and meet people.

My friend is dating an asexual girl. She bought them a house, works full-time, and lets him fuck other girls, and he works 5-10 hours a week and keeps the house clean.

Is sex technology?

I'd like to know too! He's got a really nice cock.

living the dream, I'd duck her anyway for emotionless sex tag

What's up nerds

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GF doesn't like it

I am how do you say...

Not prime breeding material
A genetic dead end
Repulsive to be around
Mentally incapable of procreation

Yes.

But it's temporary.

got in a 'serious' relationship, burnt some bridges by not answering booty calls from other girls I was seeing before, got annoyed and tired of some shit my ex tried to pull and broke up.
Right now I'm rebuilding my fucking contact list and working on having someone that wants to fuck and chill that isn't annoying.
Still got laid two days ago.

kys fatboi

Whats up, Rash from Battletoads

Below average dick size, above average looks

I don't want to disappoint a thotty

I don't know if they do that on occasion or not.

I had sex with the girl I crushed on insanely hard in high school. The first time I couldn't get it up because I was so emotional and in love, the next time i had an amazing time and it was probably some of the best sex I've had. The last time I hated her and thought she was a petty bitch and I couldn't get it up again. These happened over three years, she blocked me after we had sex every year

Because I'm not in a relationship. I haven't really enjoyed being in one in the past, no regular sex is literally the only downside to being single.

My mom said I needed to make new friends my age

Why not please a shy quiet qt nerd girl??

you should stop caring what they think. Fuck em. Or try and find someone to fuck who you hate, then you won't care what they think if you let them down.

this

it really looks like you got struck by lighting

idk, in the past it was because my wife never wanted it. Now that I'm older I rarely want to do it.

Find a girl into pegging.

Pretty much this

almost an hour guys Jow Forums is dead

Too much effort to bother.

literally just fucked my GF like an hour ago and ate a half a pan of lasagna. get good

fuck yea man, I gotta get some lasagna too

is cringe

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Well, then it's a good thing I'm not a "real" man

it's so hard to find a girl with a sex drive to match mine

On weekdays I can do twice in the morning before work and once at night, and about 9-10 times on a lazy day weekend, but most girls just want once or twice every other day

I have seen a doctor for this to make sure it's not sex addiction, I just wanna fuck all the time

But I do. Going out of town in a few days and we'll be staying at a hotel. Planning for 5-6 good fucks over a 24 hour period. Life is good if you're not a NEET.

>thread talking about Israeli astroturfing and identifying astroturfers is removed within 30 minutes
>thread with, literally, porn as the OP stays up for an hour

Really activates those neurons

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I'm basically in the same boat. Almost 26 now. Feels like I'm setting myself up to just coast towards death now. Very cool.

If someone does both?

It's ok to be a hiki neet

"Catia bloom nice fuck" on pornhub but her real porn name is daisy stone

wtf me too. Does anyone get this? I feel really 'existentially' trapped and claustrophobic whenever i'm about to have sex/ consider sex thoughtfully. I start getting really hung up on how old the girl looks/what shitty makeup she's wearing/how boring she is.

>her
Who's the guy?

Actually idk i may be wrong about the video but that is daisy stone

great now this thread will get banned too and NO1 HAS COME THRU WITH THE SAUCE YET

No clue find the video and check if his name is in the description?

not only that but fucking 90 replies in that short period of time. people are really desperate to talk about their sex lives it seems

are you sure you are not comparing yourself against porn stars ?

what's your dick size ? no homo

thank you based user
i was gonna jerk it but my erection died when i saw that prolapse shit on the front page of xvideos.

Virgins who abstain from all sexual release are rewarded upon death: Instantly reincarnated as an evil dark lord who rules Earth and a harem of a million cute teenage girls.