Do you wear a botnet?

Do you wear a botnet?

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No, although I would go for a decent e-ink watch if there ever is one

I only wear shit.

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Yes, and somewhat proudly. Before my job trashed it, it looked good enough to help me look rich and pick up chicks, so I'm satisfied with it.

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c:\>time

wew lad it's hacker time

Hey man fuck you I think it looks good

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Yes. Redpill me about it

Already have a smartphone. If I want to impress people I'll buy a $1 watch and spray paint it gold.

Don't EKG's need 2 leads to work?

this

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Haaaaahahaha

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ah yes, the 13-year-old script kiddie aesthetic

>those chicken wrists
>picking up chicks
lmao

wow can you teach me how to be a leet haxor like u?

lol one of those china gearbest full android pos mediatek watches with the watch maker program face that is trying to look haker

>to help me look rich and pick up chicks

fucking faggot needs to wear jewelry to get laid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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pebble time is e-paper and still functional thanks to the rebble.io project.

>look rich

Admitting you're not and never will be is the first step to recovery, user.

Yes, use it more than my phone now, feels nice leaving the phone behind sometimes and just having the bare minimum for communication.

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You rest your finger on the crown.

amazfit bip w/ gadget bridge on microg android. I am of the opinion this is the least botnet modern smartwatch unless another user knows of something better

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never get a round digital

I like the sleep details.

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had an apple watch (series 1 I think), then a huawei watch 2 when I got my P10. also $10 ching chong smart watch for memes. both the apple and huawei watches were actually really nice (the 35mm series 1 was the perfect size) but I didn't get enough use out of them and started forgetting to put them on in the morning. when $200+ hardware started sitting on my desk unused for multiple days I just sold them.

The closest I'd come to that is one of these

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Gshock a best

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