UK to ban porn in April 2019

UK to ban porn in April 2019.

theregister.co.uk/2018/12/12/age_verification_smut_guidance_approved/

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youtube.com/watch?v=lv6mWA7OQiM
wiki.openrightsgroup.org/wiki/MindGeek
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_child_sex_abuse_ring
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Not at all a surprise from a place that requires a license to watch TV, and uses it as a method to police people and gain entry into their homes.
It's a bunch of 1s and 0s floating through the air lmao.
Like imagine if some tribal guy came up to your tent and tried to fuck with you because you could see his weather prediction smoke signals from afar, but he wasn't making any money from it.

Some of the stuff in the UK is no different to the shenanigans back in Nazi Germany.

oi mate, u got a loiscense for dem pornography?

OI M8, I SEE U WAULKIN IN DA STREET OVA DERE.
U GOT A LOICENSE TO BE OUSOIDE?

ESCOOSE ME LAD, WHY ARE YA EATIN DEM CRISPS DURUN SKUUL ARS? DUNCHA NOE WE AREDI PROVOIDE SKUUL LAHNCHUS?
WADDAYA MEEN THEY GOT NO NOOTRISHUN?

>they will not deal with non-photographic images and other more elaborate ways in which pornography is now being purveyed;

A peer in the house of lords is having to discuss hentai. Wonderful.

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Remind me why is this bad?

Do you want a future where you need a loicense to do anything other than eat, sleep, shit and work?

Because bongs will be relegated to looking at just British women naked, instead of more appealing overseas women.

That, in itself, should be considered a human rights violation.

The Anglosphere is so fucked. I should just move to Switzerland.

>young boys will no longer have their brains destroyed by pornography
I don’t see the problem here.

OY MATE! DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE TO TAKE A SHEET ON THIS STREET?

Will you be going out to your local mayors office to apply for a porn license that'll be tied to your ID?

If porn is banned, they're just gonna blame their complaints about the youth on something else and try to ban that.

It's anti-liberty and it's only because of an influx of religious zealots.

>no more britbongs on Jow Forums
HAHAHAHA FINALLY

4channel is SFW.

>>The year is 3086; the divide between the UK utopia and dystopia is at its strongest.
>>Getting ready to go outside for a daily stroll.
>>Making sure you don't forget your loicense fanny pack, all 200 of them.
>>Plastic cards dictate your entire life, and even your wife.
>>Entire nations police force are just loicense card scanner bots on wheels. Even when a crime is committed they just ask to see your loicense.

Just use a fucking VPN then

DOUBLE NIGGER.

Fun fact: You need a license to beg while playing music in London

the UK has a shit ton of sexual acts banned and fetishes in legal porn banned already.

The UK is horrible

Sure user, sure. 4channel . org / gif will still forward to Jow Forums . org / gif

The britbong police will find you and beat you with their billy clubs.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A FIRST AMENDMENT THAT PROTECTS YOUR LIBERTY

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>walking in the mall
>lookin' at the shops
>realize i don't have my shop lookin' loicense
>the mall patrolman see me and realize it too
>they drop their tea and crumpets and come at me
>i run into a shop
>they runs into the shop
>i run out of a different shop
>they run out of different shops too
>this scene repeats while the benny hill theme plays
>such is life in britain

>Ban porn
>Rape and teen pregnancy incidents rise tenfold
I cannot help but wonder why.

I'd be surprised if that happens.

Not the porn increasing rape stats, since everybody knows that. But the fact people will be desperate enough to rape British women.

Those Bri'ish women have to come from somewhere mate! Can't shag sheep awll day!

>>walking past the pub
>>just purchased some toothpaste, a rare delicacy in britain
>>local chav sees me carrying
>>get stabbed

This could actually be a good thing.
Maybe people will stop jerking off to shemales and start to fuck their own wifes again and get rid of Achaz. I guess they can still download porn via sharehoster and torrents. Also no more Jow Forums.

>patrolmen see it happen
>they fine the chavs fifty quid and a pound for not having knoife loicenses
>everybody moves along now

OI M8 DO YOU HAVE A LOINCENSE TO ASK PEOPLE IF THEY HAVE A LOINCENSE?

This is a good thing. (((They))) use porn to control our minds.

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>*knock*
>SILENCE
>*KNOCK KNOCK*
>siiiillleeeenceeeEE!!!!!!!
>Alright, gents and ladies, me lads and lassies, we are all here to discuss article 17 of the proposed reformed Pornographic Act.
>"Oy i been wif u mum last nite m8 quite the act I reckon"
>*house of commons laughs*
>*KNOCK KNOCK*
>SILENCEEEEEEEEE
>*hmph*
>Now then, in order of business, in particular lines 3 through 15, on the status of hand-drawn cartoon characters in sexual situations, especially those depicting minors, as according to our own laws regarding minimum age f-
>"QUEEN OF ENGLAND BEST GIRL"
>SILENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEE
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

TEA DRINK'N
CRUMP EAT'N
LOICENSE CHECK'N
UK. UK.

youtube.com/watch?v=lv6mWA7OQiM

>imagine actually watching porn
oy vey, keep watching that porn goy!!

>attrictive women
>b8 you into jacking off
Fucking schizos jesus christ.

Whatever, roastie.

>british politics

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Watch out, he's going to accuse you of being one of (((them)))

Good. Porn is for degenerates anyway.

ITT: nobody reads the article, let alone understands the headline

Indeed, I'm part of the conspiracy to keep all the other unemployed people browsing Jow Forums in the middle of the day unemployed.

>implying there is literally anything wrong with this

Porn watchers should be out there dating nice British girls.

Pic related.

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wiki.openrightsgroup.org/wiki/MindGeek

The blocking benefits MindGeek. I'm glad I don't watch porn any more and won't be giving them my details

Aye we got the lorry burry mini,
The trolly burrow medium,
The hillbuttocks garrish large,
and the maxi jucity bits

Just watch porn they don't want you to watch.

If you had to choose between china and uk: Where would you want to be a citizen?

Neither. I'd choose death.

depends on my social status, if i am a poor "oppressed minority" definitely UK. if I am rich white guy, china.

Whichever one is easier to expatriate from.

>fifty quid and a pound

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The chinese are hungry for white cock

>u wot i'll clock ur gabber m8 have at it

Neither.

OI M8 DO YOU HAVE A LOISENSE TO QUESTION PEOPLE IF THEY HAVE A LOISENSE TO ASK PEOPLE IF THEY HAVE A LOISENSE?

>be American
>wake up
>2 burgers and a 2-liter coke for breakfast
>go to school
>use public bathroom
>make eye contact with people passing by my stall
>fail algebra exam
>get shot by teacher

>We must do age-checks to prevent from children finding porn on computers
>We also must import milions of shitskins, allow them to rape our children and cover up the whole thing.
Britbongs, not even once.

Hmmmmm

>>be Armenian
>>have pretty bad-ass music instruments
>>foreigners mistake them as being arab or egyptian
>>only thing your instruments are known for now is the YuGiOh theme song

yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_child_sex_abuse_ring

ayy. On the bus home from rotherham atm.

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No spoiler tags on this board?
Damn.

porn is haram, allah praise the UK

OI! WHAT YOU DOIN OVER THERE SPEAKIN? YOU AV A LOICENS TO OPEN YOUR MOUF?

>OUSOIDE
kek

>UK
I do not even want a licence to think about them,

I have so many questions!

Why do they look more like men?
Why does their jaw always seem to disappear eith each passing year?
Who fucks these pigs?

Why do we white people have such horrendous women. Give me a license to kill those thots.

I'm actually highly convinced that this is the reason the UK wants to ban porn.

Men aren't giving British women the time of day when there are far better women overseas.

And quite frankly, who would?

>be armenian
>get genocided by the turks
>everybody pretends it never happened

too "racist" to any outsiders (anywhere else but in big cities, they are more tame there)
go to some v4 country for "average money" and totally low cost living for maximum comfiness
or netherlands and similar for "the style of living"

You liar. The UK is not banning shit. They are simply making you get a license if you want to continue viewing porn is all. Shit is free too, so what is the problem?

In the Americas, before you enter the naughty sites, they ask you if you are 18 or older, which many people will say "yes" to, even if they are indeed minors, viewing bits illegal and all. This is just a measure to make sure snot nosed brats won't be able to see the stuff that has been proven to fuck with their development.

Facebook allows people to access additional content if you connect your license.

Twitter even gives you a special blue check mark if you give them your social security number.

This is just like that, 'cept it involves naked people.

Oh, and if you really think getting a license to enjoy leisures is uncommon outside the US, well, you probably never been across the pond mate. Hell, UK has licenses for butter knives, forks, television, radio, streaming services, and much more.

Last note, this will come to the US before long. Chicago and NY have already passed a bill that will cause people who play video games and browse the web for more than an hour a day to have to pay special taxes if they do not get a permit. No lie. Look up "leisure tax" for those areas and see for yourself.

>They are simply making you get a license
Imagine being this much of a cuck

OI M8, U GOT A LOICENSE FOU THOSE CLAYMEZ?

DEGENERATES BTFO!

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that's not what a leisure tax is you dumb fuck, that's a tax on ostentatiously expensive shit like boats and cars. Has nothing to do with video games or the Internet. Neither search same up with any relevant results.

Bugger off ya blokes. Don't act like you are on the high ground here. The UK is beautiful and we should be the least of your problems. Get help with your porn addiction now, cause this shit will hit you cunts twice as hard once it has been proven to work on us.

>requires a license
you mean loicense

>be UK man
>haven't watched TV since ITV lost Champions League games
>own TV to watch films and stuff
>can be raided by government financed swat team and made to pay £1000 fine for not having appropriate loicense.

It's not my fault British TV is sheit and I don't want to pay to watch wealthy celebrities dance at substandard levels.

> The UK is beautiful
Compared to 99% of the area in the US, no. You're delusional

>porn addiction
Haven't fapped since september, can you say the same?

you just managed to shit out an entire paragraph of text in two posts completely devoid of fact.

All porn is already watched

>>The UK is beautiful

To me it's like India 2

Good riddance to bad rubbish. Enforced /nofap/ would do the population some good.

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I only really live in cities, but I'll check both out. I know French but I hear Dutch isn't hard to pick up.

And that's beautiful.
Pornography is haram

I jerk off to my imagination not porn. But I'm opposed to the principle of tracking people based on their content consumption. I'm opposed to it in England specifically because I'm afraid of the US copying it here.

>Age checks for online smut
>ban

Hello underage.

Sites that refuse get blocked. How is that not being banned?

The brit bong police will have nothing to say about me. I'm safe in the EU. It's very comedic to see all the britbongs realize what they did with starting brexit by being brainwashed and what it now would mean for them. Also they are retarded on privacy, something that's important to the EU.

You can take the bong out of cuckistan, but you can't take the cuck out of the bong.

>government keeps track of what you jerk off to
>nothing wrong here!

>be slav
>get genocided by greek gypsies
>nobody gives a fuck

>be bong
>get genocided by muslims
>got a loicense for that m8?

>shilling for the crooked-tooth goyim