What are some really fun Linux commands?

cp

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eject

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install windows

Wouldn't mind ejecting into that lady.

poweroff

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su -c "chmod a-rwx /"

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shred -fuz
lsoif -i

touch loli

>t. incel

every time i ssh into one of my servers i do "w" even though i'm the only one with access

well, that's pretty sad user

There's the ASCII Star Wars movie.

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

just making sure i'm alone

I always wanted to have linux server with friends, share files, make groups, make networking software and stuff, but none of my friends are really into linux and don't want to feel like it's 1999 :c

None of these work.

cmatrix;dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda;echo lol. funny prenk! :DDDDDDDDD

He missed sudo

exit

ssh me@OPmom-ass

cd code

ctrl d

man touch

>long options
>single dashes

shit friends

what does cmatrix do?
I'm still learning terminal
input file is urandom (the fuck is that file)
output file is root of sda
then it echos lol
I'm lost on what it's doing

touch boobs

Same man. One of my friends suggested to me we have a website to share textbooks, movies, etc. I was like fuck yeah sounds cool, and I literally learned a bunch if networking shit to host a file server on a raspberry pi they could access. I tell them about it and they just gave me a blank stare and didn't give a fuck. On the bright side it was a learning experience at least.

hehe

google it you lazy fuck

If you need to learn what a command does just: man insertnameofcommandhere

All it does is display the matrix thing with random numbers generated from urandom
The echo scrolls across the screen

Nah, it's just BSD style args

apt-get cow

>he doesn't know

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what font?

-misc-fixed-bold-r-semicondensed--13-120-75-75-c-60-iso1*-1
i think it's the default arch linux font but i haven't found a better one

wtf don't do this it makes mustard gas

>input file is urandom (the fuck is that file)
it's a file which gives out pseudo-random numbers when read
>output file is root of sda
it's not the 'root of' sda, it is just sda. 'root of' suggests it's a filesystem, /dev/sda is not a filesystem, it is a block device file

Had to scroll a lot but this one was pretty cool
This is probably going to be me in 2 months lol

echo "fuck you i quit" | mail [email protected]

use overpass

i wanna fug ruri
i wanna fug kanako

gitgud.io/chiru.no/useful-bash-stuff

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The one that exits out of WSL and brings you back to Windows.

>Permission denied

mkdir

Delete system 32.

sudo touch loli

>not booting from NVMe in current year

me on the left

Based & redpilled

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>tfw booting from SATA II

vimtutor

good way to pass the time at work if you have access to a standard desktop image.

lolcat

rm -rf /

based and kode pilled

Oh smiley shell that's my favourite :3

sounds cool guess I'll give it a try

thanks kind user

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>Apt
Absolute trash

I'm sorry. "Linux command"?

>user is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

su

He's trying to get you to write a disk (sda) with random numbers, the cmatrix part is probably to make it look hacker-y. The semi-colon runs the commands sequentially so dd won't fire until you exit cmatrix, if you actually typed that in somewhere and the screen still looks like the Matrix then just unplug it from the wall.

cd..

fish
htop
screen

>ss
Based

adduser -c "priest" --home /home/church
sudo -i -u priest touch ~/littleboys

I'm going to have to ask you to not do such crude things to cute shotas.

Rip

on my phone now and my pc won't boot
not a very funny prank, how do I undo it?

fake and gay

>only 2 pictures of best girl
what is wrong with this board at this time of day?

>:(){ :|:& };:
The day someone explained to me that the colon is just a normal character in this blew my mind

Yeqh its the most funny. It's results in a nice bash easter egg

>americans complain about their internet speed
>post PNGs that can clearly be jpgs instead

sl
instead of ls

>the colon is just a normal character
Somewhat.
: is an actual *command*, normally a shell builtin, whose purpose is to do literally nothing.
Back in the late 70s, that was the way to do comments in shell scripts; # hadn't been invented yet.
Being a command, using : means that you can't do something like:
: This isn't the best code, TODO cleanup

That's because there's an unterminated single quote that will just continue running through.
In this fork bomb context, :() defines a new function called :, which overwrites the shell builtin for :.
The more you know.

wrong thread user

>becoming the loli to touch yourself
The true Unix way.