what we offer:
>An informal working environment
why do they say this as if it's a good thing?
What we offer:
Eli Walker
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Jace Ward
>informal
just blast lolicore at full volume from your speakers then
Gabriel Bennett
I'm 30 and not balding, what do?
Jack Reed
means you have low testosterone (not even joking)
Jonathan Martin
>thing that gives you hair, makes you lose hair
makes sense I guess
Noah Morris
The answer is always low testosterone because your not a real man like me ;)
Ryder Robinson
look it up. testosterone gives you more facial and body hair, but also makes you go bald sooner.
Dominic Anderson
Because most programmers like not being constantly burdened by stuffy rules and regulations and red tape, and for good reason. The only problem is that work environments that advertise themselves as "informal" usually have a host of other problems and are desperately trying to signal attractive qualities to compensate
Jayden Ramirez
So why do I have a shit ton of body and facial hair as well as a full head of hair? Sound to me like the insecure baldies trying to feel better about themselves, a bit like the kids who have part of their dick cut off teasing the other kids for having a foreskin.
Brody Johnson
look it up
Liam Cox
It's a combination of high testosterone and defective genes
Michael Smith
>defective
retard
Christopher Stewart
>being bald is defective
Nah. Hairy people are practically apes. Bald is evolved. The bald will colonize Mars
Christian Campbell
bald men usually have hairy bodies. hairy men are real men, if you have a hairless body like a nigger or a 12yo girl, you're a cuck.
Gavin Harris
>talking about 12-year-olds, niggers, and cucks in the same sentence
That's a bingo
Liam Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez
Literally 80% of men will have some form of balding. It's so common, I'd hardly call it a defect.
Angel Taylor
>informal
If that's their selling point, I would 180 and walk away. Such workplaces usually have a huge and overbearing HR department that will sack you if you go against workplace (progressive) culture
Isaac Peterson
what we offer:
>Open Office environment
N O P E
Joshua Gomez
yeah it's a feature
Matthew Lopez
Means you have low conversion of testosterone to DHT. You probably don't masturbate or have sex as frequently as balding men who engage in sex/masturbation to extreme frequencies (2+ times a day). The release of oxytocin at orgasm causes the conversion of testosterone to DHT.
Caleb Butler
>all these insecure balding fucks at the age of 25
Gabriel Cruz
T != DHT brainlet
Ayden Smith
Because most non-autistic people think it is a good thing.
Nathaniel Morales
>extreme frequencies (2+ times a day)
Alexander Diaz
Testosterone just makes your hair grow in different places.
Women don't often go bald, and even less often grow beards (except in Greece)
Blake Thomas
>masturbation makes you go bald
WHAT? source?
Jaxon Moore
>masturbation makes you go bald
but monks were always celibate but also always had a huge bald spot. so what gives?
Xavier Walker
this x1000
Isaiah Scott
It's just to stop spergs from dressing up in a suit to the interview making themselves and everybody else uncomfortable.
Aaron Evans
There is a lot of psuedoscience in this thread.
Jason Hill
Austin Edwards
Christopher Rogers
Orgasm > Oxytocin release > greater DHT conversion
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Josiah Foster
Making everyone else feel inferior. Every time I wear a suit, the question of salary comes up. Never happens business casual.
Jaxon Adams
If you think for a moment, you can realize it that formal enviroment are usually bad for creative people and smart people.
Too fucking square. Nothing creatives can be don in places like that.
Kevin Reed
Absolutely rubbish.
Ethan Taylor
Informal is mandatory for me. If I have to wear formal attire or be in by 9, I'm not interested. Never interacted with HR in my life besides interviews. I think I'm gonna try to go for a remote job next.
Parker Jones
so if I keep fapping, i'm doomed? but even sex would fuck it up...
Gabriel Turner
At 30, I have a full head of hair and the face of a high schooler when clean-shaven and sometimes get mistaken for an intern. I also a ton of body hair and have a full fast-growing beard . I jerk off 3-4 times on an average day, and have to sometimes excuse myself at work to jerk off in one of the lesser-used bathroom. Analyze that, Jow Forums!
Caleb Hill
It's bullshit psuedoscience. I've been tested for T levels and am in the normal-high range and I have a head full of hair.
Gavin Peterson
No it doesn't. If you have the gene active, then testosterone activates it but if you don't have the gene active then your body will could be entirely made up of 100% testosterone and you would not be balding at 30. Retard.
Brandon Garcia
I masturb8 a lot and I have great hair. My father had it too. When I see early balding it's always on losers and manlets. Sure testosterone makes it fall but I don't think that's the whole story. Like maybe you also need to have high cortisol or some vitamin deficiency or maybe you weren't breastfed as a child.
Nathan Gonzalez
>It's bullshit psuedoscience
Yes but I was hoping for their pseudoscience response lol
Wyatt Gonzalez
Because it's good for people who aren't socially crippled
Jace Gonzalez
>company has a relaxed management strategy
>actually means everyone there is a sperg who doesn't want to manage or coordinate work with other people
Gabriel Flores
>everyone there is a sperg who doesn't want to manage or coordinate work with other people
Good. I get way more done if I'm the only one telling people to do things.
Evan Ward
>open plan office
*unzips cherry blue keyboard*
Cameron Morales
It's not about testosterone, it's about DHT, which is a metabolite of testosterone. It causes follicles to shrink until they just stop producing hair. Some men are sensitive to it, some aren't.
t. bald guy
>tfw you realize the male body was developed by bethesda
Carson Bennett
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