My dad was a programmer and he died

my dad was a programmer and he died

do you think there's a way to have his ashes made into a chip

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You could sprinkle his ashes on top for seasoning. Other than that, no

>turn dad's ashes into a chip
>chip is extremely weak and can't be used for anything, and if it could it would be pathetically bad or become obsolete in 1-3 years
Yikes. I can't imagine a worse way to use ashes. that's like flushing it down a toilet because he liked water or something

aren't there pieces of tech that could be used for a long time
eg I reckon I could have a lot of use for a 500mb flash drive and those have been around for a decade

>Turn Dad's ashes into an Intel chip
>Dad gets second cremation

>turn dad into flash drive
>save your furry porn on it
Great idea desu

Yes, it's theoretically possible, but don't do it because its a retarded idea. just throw the ashes into the trash. He's dead anyways, he won't mind.

There was something a couple of years ago that let you turn someone's ashes into an artificial diamond. Don't know if they're still around or not, though...

Hope smeone you love dies and you get to be the custodian....

You can make a vinyl record out of his ashes.

Turn your dad into a carbon rod

this

>be programmer dad, pioneer for the upcoming digital age
>work hard entire life, have son
>son ends up a Jow Forums retard, shitposting all day instead of carrying on my legacy and further advancing programming
>finally embraced by death, see you later fuckers
>retard son decides to turn my ashes into a CPU or some shit
>turns out my spirit is tethered to the chip
>spend eternity serving son trap porn while he browses Jow Forums on my ashes

Make it just sounds of screaming

You can turn him into a battery to power your rotating dragon dildo

>wanting a haunted computer

>wanting a soulles computer
Just buy a MacBook

Condolences. There is no practical way to do this as far as I know, no.

Figures you'll find some other way to honor the deceased.

>dad works as a wagie in McDonald's for 40 years
>he hates it but has to pay the bills
>dies
>son turns his ashes into a deep fryer

>dad works as a trucker
>never see him
>dies
>throw his ashes into the grill of a truck

>Running riced arch

>dad works at intel for years
>dies
>turn him to ashes

This. My dad was a blue collar worker his whole life and loved Hemingway. He wanted his ashes to be scattered on the islands of Bimini, but we couldn't do it because it was a state cremation. Do what gives you closure and respect s your dad's wishes, user, because that guilt sticks to you.

>dad works as a garbage man
>son spends all day on Jow Forums, the trashcan of the internet
>dies
>son follows family tradition and throws his ashes in the trash

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You could make him into an arm processor and put him into a router.

Later add more family members if you need 100g or something

damn, sounds like mom won't be around for much longer either
gotta hit that 10G

Kek

Not really, as ash is effectively carbon, a brittle and by nature unconductive element.

Though this is one of the few truly original thoughts I have read here. Go for it, maybe make a PCB.