Buy x220 tablet

>buy x220 tablet
>3 days later
>trip balls on acid
>lose balance and fall onto laptop
>screen cracks under trapped earbuds
>replacements go as high as 500 quid
anyone want to form a suicide pact?

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so what is broken? the laptop or the earbuds because you say replacementS. And is it a tablet or a laptop. Doing acid is fine user but get your shit together, be precise

Get over it

learn to read, faggot

>doing drugs
You made your bed, now lie in it.

t. beer drinker (hard drug)

> lose balance on acid
Don't blame acid your failure you brainlet.

t. buys shitty acid

Why do drug addicts always start bitching about beer and cigarettes when their addiction is questioned?

you are so fucking stupid

where the fuck are you placing your laptop where you can "fall" onto it?

Haha! Shut up!

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>bought a tablet
>fell on a laptop

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>addiction
I don't think acid is chemically addictive.

El karma for being careless

Now you can buy a real laptop

yeah like a x230, it's cheapish but still solid and i don't think you'll get a better choice for $80

he knows, it's just bait or cope. probably the former.

well I do drink moderately sometimes, but I dont "trip balls" on beer, so I dont see what your point is.

he's right tho

buy x220 screen and ditch the pen

>buy x220's on craigslist/ebay
>demanufacture them
>sell the screens plus ram/cpu's en masse
>buy yourself a t540p
simple.

yeah sure buddy

good idea.

druggies don't make sensible associations
>I need to put my headphones in so they can't hear me jacking it
>if I put my laptop on the floor, they can't see my porn through the window
>I should take my clothes off, the cia uses the fibers as radio-antennae listening devices and they're monitoring my vital signs through my underwear and socks

this is me and i don't even use drugs

(you) earned it, buddy

Drug user (weed, alcohol, MDMA, cocaine, ketamine, scrips, acid, shrooms) here and I don't do any of this shit. OP is likely an idiot sober, too.

>>trip balls on acid
I would like to get my hands on acid, but it seems like the only way is through darknet, and I don't wanna get v&.
I heard street acid isn't pure, and even if it was, I wouldn't know where to ask or who to buy from.

just find a hippy duh

>screen breaks from headphones
that's what happens if you buy those trash outdated laptops OP. you should really get on with the times and buy a mac like everyone else. i bet you still used windows 7

As someone who lost a few family members and friends to drugs: please don't do them. Not because I give a shit about you but because you're gonna hurt your family and friends and they'll feel scornful that they didn't do enough when you finally OD and fucking die. My cousin alone owes me more than 500 bucks but I have to die first so I can ask him myself.

you can't od on acid retard

LSD and psilocybine and masculine cannot be addictive since they expose no Neuro reward (ie expressing gaba or increasing dopamine/serotonin).

On the other hand Alcohol and Nicotine increase all during consumption but then deflate after consumption meaning you are required a greater amount to achieve the same feeling. and since it exposes Neuro reward that behaviour becomes compulsive and that is what modern medicine calls addiction.

you Know you have the Internet at the tip of your fingers why not looking it up maybe from the nih? probably doesn't even know what that is.

the way you live your life you'll end up tripping balls straight into traffic before you know it.
druggies are always so defensive.
no one cares about the hairs you split. you're all the same.

Nice trips and I meant drugs in general, most will kill you if you OD which is notoriously easy when everything is being laced by fentanyl and shit.

This too. Even something like acid can kill you indirectly, OP would have never damaged his laptop had he not been tripping balls.

OP is still tripping balls.

drugs are only harmful when you're a careless self-destructive dork like op, you literally can't harm yourself when you're not looking for a harmful experience, just like addiction

Tell that to everyone in prison who stabbed their wife to death because they thought they were a demon.

Lol I dont do any drugs aside from the occasional ibuprofen and my vitamins. Sorry you're a complete loser

that's probably what he was looking for, you can't blame your mistakes or wrongdoings on substances

>500 quid

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It honestly only takes ONE trip to do something stupid even if its your first. The chance of you doing something stupid just increases over time after each subsequent trip. Unless you life in a state where X drug is totally legal even under federal jurisdiction and you pay someone to babysit you and tie you up in a chair you can never really be "responsible" with recreational drugs. For example my brother knocked up some 56% girl at party despite him not lifting a single shot glass or ever having done drugs in the past (that I know of). Turned out he just popped a molly for the first time out of morbid curiosity and the chick had like 20 pounds of makeup on her face at the time. Of course both of them weren't in love and of course the chick was religious af so she didn't have an abortion either. Now he has to work himself to the bone for 18 fucking years for a daughter he's too ashamed to meet.

Anyway I know life will always be full of risks but is it really worth it to take significantly more risks than you have to? I mean everyone that I know of who smokes pot is constantly looking around if cops are around, it's something they now do as if it were a reflex.

dude you can get earbuds for like $10 quit being a whiney little bitch

You want my opinion, tripping balls on acid isn't relevant to the story, and is only hurting your thread because of all the anti drug nay-sayers on this board that won't even take your topic seriously because you admitted to doing drugs. You actually tripped in real life onto the floor and that thats the only part thats relevant here.

Your brother is dumb. Sit around the house and trip out on the internet or watching TV, just being around other people you don't know exponentially increases the chances of dumb shit happening.

You are 100x less likely to get v& ordering acid off the darkweb than you are buying from some shady individual IRL.

DUDE DRUGS LMAO

>I dont do any drugs
>you're a complete loser
beta cope

People who unironically DUDE WEED LMAO need to be bullied into recognizing how uncool and dopey they really are.

>doing drugs
great job op you cucked yourself

That's the strangest part though, he's one of the most knowledgeable quick thinking people I know who aced HS with a 3.7, I dropped out in 11th grade and never even got my GED. He was literally supposed to be the exact opposite of me.

That seems like a waste of time because they're high as fuck and won't care. Then you're the uncool dope.

you bro couldn't keep is peepr to himself, it wasnt the drugs my man

If anything I feel that the more experience you have "i.e. each subsequent trip" the safer it actually becomes because you have a better understanding of what the drugs are and are not doing to you.

its like a drunk driver saying that they're actually more safe behind the wheel because they're had tons of practice drunk driving. Its fucked up but its technically true, I'd trust a long-time drunk driver over a first time drunk driver every single day of the week.

>implying being on this website isn't a waste of time

10/10 bait

>I harm my body willingly along with my family and own property while pissing away my money and legality in the process
beta cope honestly

Having been raised in the same household as him and being constantly told by him to not drop out of HS or get involved with sluts/gangs/drugs/etc I honestly don't believe he would have boned that creature if he had not popped molly.

>Unless you life in a state where X drug is totally legal even under federal jurisdiction and you pay someone to babysit you and tie you up in a chair you can never really be "responsible
but that's what being responsible means you fucking idiot, being responsible isn't behaving in a particular way when you're high because indeed you can't really control it, being responsible is setting things up to avoid a bad outcome, it's like sex, you aren't being responsible for pulling out last moment, you're being responsible for using a condom

Acid does not make you do anything that you wouldn't do sober.
You don't lose control of yourself. It literally just alters your perspective so you approach thoughts differently, and causes some neat visual effects. People take sub-recreational doses because it can enhance your creativity and boost your problem solving ability.

People who do shit like stab their wife or run into traffic are not taking LSD, or they have some serious underlying psychological problems that were triggered by the change in thought patterns. 99% of people just walk around outside noticing how pretty nature looks, or sit at home listening to music/watching movies.

OP is probably a clumsy retard every day of their life.

Molly really can activate that "I love everyone" feeling along with sexual desire, but you're not going to nut in some random nasty whore unless that was already on your mind.
Everyone in this thread is confusing psychedelics like LSD, which mostly alter your thought patterns and make your vision have some neat effects, with hallucinogens/deliriants, which will make you freak out, see shit that's not there, and react to it.

>screen cracks

Yep. The earbuds are broken

To be perfectly honest, being constantly told by anybody to "not do X" or "don't get involved with X" is like a major red flag that that person engages themselves with the very thing they're telling you not to.

its like pedophile priests telling their congregation how sexual fantasies are evil, or drug addicted teachers railing against drugs harder than anybody else.
I had a history teacher in high school that made a point to tell everybody many times to be careful on the internet because there are bad people out there who would like to contact us, he got removed from that school and arrested for contacting underage kids about having sex.

Works on my machine.

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MDMA makes you insanely sexually aroused you retard.

Condoms have like a 5-10% failure rate you double retard.

that was just an example you dumb nigger, you want me to give sex ed too?

>MDMA makes you insanely sexually aroused
It sure does. It doesn't delete your capacity to think though.
Sounds like homeboy was not smart enough at any point of that night to question his actions. Shit was going to happen regardless, molly probably just made it happen sooner.

Yeah except Im a straight man and I've taken MDMA around women many times before and not had sex with them. Its possible to control yourself on drugs, there is a very good chance that dudes brother was in complete control of himself on those drugs and still banged that chick

He just chose to bang a fugly chick and she unfortunately got pregnant, he wasn't man enough to deal with it. Its really easy to say the drugs made you bang that ugly chick, but its just as easy to not bang anybody and still have taken those drugs.

Don't do Acid, kids

It's not a very good example of reducing risk when there's still a significant chance that you could still do stupid shit that will get you in trouble. Stop pretending there are 0 risks when taking drugs.

There's a reason its being used as the new daterape drug you retard, it makes people more likely to "consent" thereby clearing them of rape charges.

>he isn't even concious enough of his drugged out actions to know that they're retarded

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fuck that.
Acid is a lot of fun and is not responsible for OP tripping over his own feet.

Just last week I hike 10 miles through snow on acid and never once did I feel like my body was out of control of even close to falling down against my will.

I literally put myself in a situation where I could have died if I simply got lost or lost my footing and got injured. Drugs can be done safely and making blanket statements that you should just never do them at all ever, or that they're inherently dangerous no matter what dose or precautions are taken is a naive and ignorant point of view.

thats no different than drinking alcohol at social engagements as a "social lubricant"

Whatever the case "he would have still banged her sober" is false. Whether MDMA gave him the push he needed or caused him to enter in a rage of lust where his free will was cut down to a fraction the drug made it all possible. Maybe this will only ever happen with 1% of men who take the drug but that's still 1% of men who probably would have never knocked up the local campus whore sober.

uh-oh this

Absolutely but that's comparing apple to oranges. One will stupify you and one will make you horny as fuck. Both still bad but in different ways. I feel like the guy who's about to black out from chugging a bottle of goose is less likely to knock up some skank than they guy humping a tree but what do I know.

>It doesn't delete your capacity to think though.
It totally does for a brief amount of time and that's enough for anything to happen.

>new daterape drug
>new
lmao

Using MDMA to perform a sexual assault is not really effective. You still remember everything and are in full control.
The only reason you even know about it is because CeeLo Green dosed someone with MDMA, outside of that it's ultra ultra rare.

Hell, if you're on MDMA and in a shitty or creepy situation, you're going to feel that much more freaked out. You're not suddenly going to want to fuck someone you don't like.

You need to consider the fact that you may not have known him as well as you thought.
I was recently rocked by the fact that my 100% best friend cheated on his girlfriend that he was/is in absolute love with. Turns out he was fighting with some issues of self-esteem and loneliness, and ended up acting out on them. Nobody knew about his struggle because he was very good at hiding it.

Your pal may have been already barely holding back from fucking some beast, and in that case taking a drug that's going to make you horny was his poor decision.

t. drug user

We were talking about date rape, not a frat bro being a retard. It's irrelevant because dosing someone without their consent is unethical no matter if it's GHB, LSD, or MDMA.

>being used as the new daterape drug you retard, it makes people more likely to "consent" thereby clearing them of rape charges
Everyone knows MDMA increases sexual desire. It's known even to people who have barely smoked cannabis. That's not a risk of the drug; it's an effect. Given that, if you intend to take MDMA around people there's any possibility of having sex with, you should have condoms.

>still a significant chance that you could still do stupid shit that will get you in trouble. Stop pretending there are 0 risks when taking drugs.
Since the risk involves use of your own judgement, the risk level is based solely on your judgement and self-control. I've taken on more risk by simply walking in crosswalks than taking drugs. I've had a driver stopped at a red light as I'm crossing take off out of nowhere before the light has changed to green for him and almost hit me. He also nearly hit the guy walking behind me when he swerved to avoid me. I have no control over that asshole, but I do have control over myself, even when I'm intoxicated. That's why we don't let intoxicated drivers off because they were intoxicated. Maybe your judgement is severely impaired when using various substances, and I'm sorry you have a weak mind, but don't project your inadequacies onto others.

not really it probably pays less than minimum wage and would take weeks

I mean afaik, guys would be slipping straight up ketamine to knock girls out and then do the bidding and ghost but since rape charges are more likely due to more accurate drug testing now MDMA basically leaves the possibility that the girl took it in the first place. Might be wrong though but testing for large traces of ketamine in the blood and guaging the amount they were slipped was very hard if not impossible back then.

>It totally does for a brief amount of time
???
You're in a state of ecstasy (hence the name), but it's not at all like being hammered out of your mind on booze.

All mdma did was make me have no qualms about calling out niggers, niggerlovers, nigger apologists, and island niggers at the party I was at.
>the only people who got offended were the chinks that I called chink to theuir faces and they're too scared to even look me in the eyes now
>also lost most of my friends
drugs are truly awful

The point is it makes getting caught less likely to land you in jail if the girl says she consented to it and while you ARE in full control of yourself you're still in a haze of sexual lusting that can overpower your free will sometimes.

*500 squid.

Let this be a lesson, dumb junkie. Actions have consequences.

Sounds like that time I took Tylenol and then accidentally took a shit on my boss's front step. Fucking big pharma cost me my job. Cocksuckers.

If it sounds like the person posting has no experience with a drug, and no idea what the side effects are

Its because they are IRL ignorant about it and you really shouldn't value there opinion when it comes to how much control they think a person would have on a given drug.

Anybody who has taken acid and knows what it feels like would know OP is probably clumsy all the time, not just on acid.

Anybody who has taken MDMA and knows what it feels like would know right away that the concept of "date raping" somebody with MDMA is pretty far fetched

Anybody who has ever even had sex on drugs would know that it doesn't count as rape just because they're on drugs

>haze of sexual lusting that can overpower your free will sometimes.
this is just silly shit
do yourself a favor and give it a try sometime, you might learn something

>drugs are truly awful
Yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that whatever drug you took had a small role in your words.

If she did consent to it but later realized she felt very strange, and turns out she was drugged, it would then be a case against your for assault. Drugging someone is a class B felony on it's own.

> haze of sexual lusting that can overpower your free will sometimes.
If she doesn't like you, she's not going to have sex with you on MDMA.

>and in that case taking a drug that's going to make you horny was his poor decision.
Probably. Sucks that all it took was a shitty party to make him fuck up his entire life. I mean I'm a fucking loser for sure but god dam does it hurt to know he's in a hell just right above mine, I'm not a crab.

For real, getting stuck impregnating a stupid thot is honestly a nightmare that I've had before.

>but I do have control over myself, even when I'm intoxicated.
I have heard this MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY times before. wow.

Dude, you're comparing giving someone a drug without their express consent and knowledge with knowingly taking it. Those are two completely different situations. One of the core aspects of using any drug is the knowledge that you're doing it so that when your eyes play some tricks on you or you think something that doesn't make sense, you can say "oh, yeah, I'm high right now, better not do anything dumb" and remain calm.

>Anybody who has ever even had sex on drugs would know that it doesn't count as rape just because they're on drugs
That's a perfect rapist moto.

There are many different types of drugs, user.
Sex after smoking a joint and sex while the girl is knocked out on GHB are two very different things.

Yeah, probably from children. I'm 30 years old and the only thing that I've ever done while intoxicated that I regret is some really sloppy sex with a chick I was really into where I could not get my dick hard because I was too drunk. So I guess you can count that as a risk: not being able to do the things you want to do.

Not him but I've had experience with oxy.It all started with a slipped disc where the pain got so bad I'd cry myself to sleep even after popping 2. One night I said fuck it and took like 5 and had the best sleep of my life, my dreams constantly shifted back and forth from lust to happiness. Then I woke up feeling like I had the flu and puked my guts out and couldn't stop puking. Went back to doc and he finally gave me the green light for surgery and I went back to oxy but never used it recreationally and just kinda lived with the extra pain until it subsided to the point where ibuprofen worked good enough.

I have no experience with weed, mdma, or even acid, but given my experience with a highly regulated opoid drugs I think drugs have a huge effect on your mind and body and subsequently your free will else we'd never take them in the first place, right?

>mind and body and subsequently your free will
Highly addictive drugs can affect free will to some extent. But MDMA isn't typically regarded as addictive as far as I know and LSD is certainly not addictive. LSD is not known as a party drug. I take LSD exclusively in the summertime when I can go hiking in the woods, enjoy the sunshine, listen to music, and think to myself. Does that sound unhealthy to you or like it's causing me to lose control over myself?

>harm my body, family, property
>money and legality
top tier cuck