Aussies what the fuck is Christmas island?

Aussies what the fuck is Christmas island?

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Christmas all year round, what else?

Sounds pretty sweet

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Crabs. Lots of them.

Where santa lives... ?

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Its where Santa lives.

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Not when you have to come up with 365 Christmas presents for all your friends.

No he just has a timeshare with some of the elves down there. Lets him get some time away from ol' Missus Claus who hits the Schnapps pretty fucking hard for the rest of the year.
They talk about it all him and the Eleves all the pissing time on the Wollongayarrabullua-Nignog News since ever since that they caught that Emu was was pinching durries, nothing much else happens this way.

a magical place where we treat all people who come to australia by boat to a free holiday, that is apparently quite long, also christmas 365 days of the year

Its where santas elf reeducation camps are

>american education

It's where Santa does background checks on manlets that want a work visa for the North Pole.

Are Christmas Island and Easter Island somewhat related?

we put brown people there for being naughty

bump

Santa claws lives there obviously and snow and elfs

Oh like the bongs did with you?

There actually are two Saintas that is where the one in the southern hemisphere lives. The deer get dizzy when they have to flip over at the border so this is how they avoid that. Instead of jingle bells his sled is covered in cork strings.

>ywn go to christmas island

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Is this what autism looks like in an Australian?

I hope you didnt have a side stitch while writing this.

Big talk coming from a country colonized by religious nutcases and jews too fanatical for yuropoor who wore belts on their hats.

No silly, then it'd be upside down