Jow Forums humor thread

That's snacks' IP IIRC

>2012

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>censors other tabs that are open
>doesn't censor ip address

based user reks transistorposters

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Haven't posted this one in a long time

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this is exactly what programming classes look like

what would be the most elegant solution for this? brainlet here.

Dict

i dont get it
explain for non-autistic people like me please

stayt sethee

Mad that he's right LOL

More like you're mad because you got
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Glad to see people are stayting seethde

>Wikipedia
not a source LMAO

>So assblasted that you followed anons into another thread to shill your forced meme
Inb4 >hurr you made this thead
Nope.

Get a job and a hobby, EEanon

SERIOUSLY FUCKING BASED

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Who are you quoting?

>MOM CANCEL MY MEETINGS PACMAN BROKE MY XORG CONFIG AGAIN

Literally not me. This is hilarious that you made yet another thread though. Sad the one on /sci/ didn't pan out how you wanted?

poor little seethebaby :))

btfo

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> totally not me
At least have the pride to own your autism, eeanon

Nigger it's not him It's me
I made the image in OP so some of yall got your shit backwards
Stay assblasted

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It has been summer for the past 5 years?
I am starting to think this place just might be shit.

BASED
Staytd seethetd

>Static IP

Yeah no

Hes half right. There is no magic behind quantum tunneling and it is a useless meme that researchers use for funding and prestige. I dont know enough to know about leakage but I know enough to know that nothing, including particles, can teleport or "collapse" into a physical wave (whatever that means)

slil stheething

That's actually good/normal code, the problem is how low-powered C++ is to be unable to automatically derive such obvious expressions as in rust or haskell.

Staytd seerthed

I guess I'm gonna be that brainlet for asking but... why not just make cpus bigger?

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You know what is also bigger while being as dense as CPU's transistor density?
Nuclear bombs

supposedly this

But I mean, with 7nm for example, would increasing the area of the processor by 2x really murder it?

It would make the electricity travel further and it would be slower. This is why we are making it as small as possible.

more faulty cpus as a larger area means more transistors could be faulty, also more expensive

Could also use a standardized element for the key there, like an enum or at least constants. allows for reusability, can't fuck it up by misspelling, and as an added bonus it would be a teeny tiny bit faster

Replace anime with video games and it is more accurate for today.

Go to /dpt/, and just reply to an animefag with >animeposter , and the autism will come out of the wood work.

a map that maps the eye color names to their corresponding Color.

The same goes if you reply to a video games post with "video games are for children".

The linux face doesn't match the comment.

>using xorg like a pleb

Not in /dpt/, but sure, everywhere else, including here, you'll be met with that response.

It's always like bottom pic though

I was in that thread

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What exactly is going on with this? I'm a C++ noob

The absolute state of Gophers

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>196.75

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Oh fuck, I remember these threads

What the actual fuck?

UMA DELÍCIA

I love doing shit like this just to see if I can in c#. Like you can overload operators and create intermediary classes to make infix methods. Like overloading > and < a creating a class plus allowing you to write shit like 5 7 for example. Or overriding string formatter to automaticly generate well formed SQL from normal string formatting.

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i dont get it

>find someone who like a thing
>insult people for liking that thing
>xD look what happens
interesting pasttime, user. ZZzzzz...

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Here comes the aforementioned autism.

Laughed irl, well done user

Easily the best in this thread.

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you started browsing Jow Forums 5 years ago?

cs101

latency and energy necessary to move electrons

Physicists are totally bullshit at the end of an era.
We made telescopes in 16th century and they're still repeating "muh circles".
We made steam engine in 18th century and they're still "muh caloric fluid" meme.
God, physicists are useful, but I hate their armchair, ivory tower attitude.

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>The linux face doesn't match the comment.
it does

latency
the bigger the die is, the longer it takes for voltage changes to reach the other side of the chip
basically, bigger chip = lower niggahertz

explain whats supposed to be funny here
or are you just a faggot posting your own retarded greentext in every thread?

I would personally go for a enum. (Assuming this is Java and not some strangely similar language i never heard of).

Also in case this is Java, I'm sure if
this.EyeColor == "Blue"
would never be true since "Blue" is a new String with the content "Blue" which cannot be the same object as this.EyeColor (.equals should be used).
Well at least if that's Java.

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YESYESYES

guy probably dropped a nasty fart on the other side of the room as the poster, and the poster is too dumb to figure that out

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Why the fuck would you ever have to lock your kitchen?

t. guy who wrote the retarded greentext