>Quantum CPUs are a meme
>a "meme" everyone said
>Jewgle and facebook invested 1b$ already in it
>Google and Facebook would BTFO Intel and AMD so hard by 100GHz CPUs with 0.5w consumption
>AMD never invested in quantum, Intel only invested a little
>Every device would switch to Google™ jewpower™ proccessor
>They will probably be backdoored to have your """personal""" information at their hand
>Today's encrypted files would be a meme to crack
>New age's internet would probably need 15 GHz minimum to browse , thanks to lazy Devs making shitty websites with shit 16k animations
>using old devices won't be a choice
>Apple would still be alive , IToddlers never die
>Praise the Jews
>Praise the Jews
>Praise the Jews
>You don't need privacy if you don't hide bad things
>You don't need privacy if you don't hide bad things
>It's for your own good
>It's for your own good
>A new age is upon us
>A new age is upon us
>A new age is upon us
So Anons, how have you been preparing for/or to prevent the doomsday?
Your encrypted files Vs 500 GHz quantum proccessor
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>muh day
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>Facebook CPU
>entangle two photons
>flip one
>both flip but can't be measured
Just out of curiosity how does this help break encryption?
>1billion
lol
Hypothetical encryption solutions already exist for quantum computers, they're just not implemented obviously
>doesn't fucking understand what quantum CPUs are
Pls don't disgrace one of my favorite ponies with such blatant shitposts.
more than 1 possible result
That's not an answer.
qubits, learn about them
just imagine if the 5bn dollaroos drumpf is asking for got sent to google for quantum research instead mmmmm
Kimdotco still will save us with meganet.
Quantum computers utilize superposition to make qubits and quantum gates. Basically it allows to check all outcomes simultaneously and measuring the system collapses the superposition and gives you the answer. Adding more cubits allows modelling bigger systems and performance scaling is exponential so around 60 qubits will allow modelling bigger systems than all current supercomputers can. D-wave computers work on a different principle called quantum annealing, which is not a general quantum computing and their huge numbers of qubits don't mean anything.
It won't become widespread for a long time though even if it's made working at room temperature, there's simply too little algorithms that can be performed on quantum CPUs. They could accelerate neural networks immensely though, so if AI stops being a meme that might change things.
AI will be a thing before the end of this century. You need around 10 exaflops to simulate a human brain.
Yawn, these things will remain a meme for the foreseeable future just like fusion reactors and Half Life 3.
>implying you'll ever own your own quantum processor
>implying your computer won't be a basic terminal that connects to Google's quantum mainframe
They can't steal you data when it was their data to start with.
hpcwire.com
A decade away. That is IF they ever prove to be practical.
>ITT: Jow Forumsbabbies know nothing about how most crypto algorithms and what P=NP problems are
If a fucking computer can occupy 2^n positions at once, there will be a huge degree of uncertainty rendering the "crack" useless
blog.trailofbits.com
You're right, user. It's a complete non-issue. That's why governments, researchers, security specialists have been trying to come up with countermeasures for decades now.
There already exist a shit ton of crypto algorithms that battle the exact case of quantum computing, none have yet been approved by NIST (yet) but literally every cryptographer employed by the government works on that
There's going to be a new standard at worse
Also friendly reminder that for at least 30 years the only people with access to both quantum computers and said algorithms will be the government
why don't you just do it at 1/1000th speed?
>the only people with access to both quantum computers and said algorithms will be the government
This. Although there's a fundamental misunderstanding about what the government is capable of, mostly stemming from secret aerospace research done during the cold war. The US government or any other large government does not have any technology that is beyond academic research. What they have is scale and the ability to pour nation-state level resources into a project. If it's theoretically possible to build 9001petabyte arrays to log internet traffic, then the government can do this. But they don't have quantum computers that can decrypt AES-256. What they do have is massive supercomputers that can decrypt a few RSA-1024 bit keys a year.
I'm prepared.
I have a typewriter. Come and get me, botnet.
Not only that, but the government employs the majority of PhD mathematicians iirc
Modern encryption algorithms are not brute forcable period
You could turn the planet into a quantum hypercomputer, and you still wouldn't crack a 64 bit password
Hl3 will utilize ai hardware accelerators.
HL3 isn't even started and considering their latest game I would rather have it this way. No need to defile the perfection.
The game was started multiple times. It is a constant evolution of what they are motivated into doing. Valve is a private company.
64 bit keys can be bruteforced but it takes time and resources.There are 1024 bit ciphers today so as long as there is no big breakthrough in computing,symmetric ciphers will be safe for a very long time.
Intelligence agencies focus on backdoors and side channel attacks because they know they have no chance when it comes to math.
>The game was started multiple times
And was abandoned as many times. They haven't even settled on the plot.
quantum computing + machine learning = new age
And they take 6 months to set up.
Not how they ever made games. There are a few story ideas that have been floated by some of the original creators. HL3 will get made when HL3 is needed.
> muh privacee
no one cares about your shitty life.
>Not how they ever made games
Well they only made two games so we can't really tell.
algorithms do
STOP MAKING AWFUL THREADS
>but it takes time and resources.
Time will not exist by the time a 64 bit key is brute forced. Even if you could somehow crack it, 80 bit keys would throw you off balance forever.
Before Google+ died off Google had a blog running of their DWave developer team. They published a couple major articles about it and its performance. Originally they claimed that it could solve some problems faster than an x86 process, they used some vague term like "conventional solver" to refer to it. They first claimed that the DWave machine they had was many times faster than conventional solvers. Then they published an update addressing some methodology flaws in their testing. Then they found out that the DWave actually wasn't any better at their test workloads. Then they made a bunch of excuses and ended up saying "lol we're still learning how to program for it, it'll definitely be faster eventually, even though we can't prove it. Actually a future model with more Qbits will be faster. We swear."
It was all a pretty interesting read, but it was clear that it was a shit show. The people actually using it and developing all the software were volunteer academics. It was a throw away research project.
Also you have no idea how clocking works.
D-wave isn't a general quantum computer, it implements quantum annealing which is about as fast as Monte-Carlo methods and a total meme in general.
>we don't know how the human brain actually works but we know the exact processing power we need to simulate it
We don't know how it works but we know the exact number of neurons and how much power is needed to emulate a neuron.
but you'd need a complete mapping of all neurons in the brain and their functions for a 1:1 simulation
>today's encrypted files would be a meme to crack
en.wikipedia.org
Mapping is available post-mortem. Functions of neurons themselves have been already extensively studied, the rest is purely emergent.
stopped reading at 100GHz CPUs
retard.
>Today's encrypted files would be a meme to crack
This is why three letter agencies are recording everything that happens on tor.
So they can crack it later and send cp harvesters to jail.
Same goes for crypto currencies, blockchain is public and proven true, it's a gold mine for feds.
We can't find buttcoin creator because some states built it to trick retards into using it for bad shit knowing we WILL, no question about it, be able to decrypt it at some point.
>Expecting consumer quantum CPUs before the end of the century
Now that's a meme
Also, Rarity is a slut
There's an MLP image in OP and lee isn't here and nobody else is going ballistic over it. Did everyone just stop caring or did I stumble into bizzaro Jow Forums?
You're in a parallel timeline, dumbass.
Now you have to go back.
Quantum computers breaking AES256 might be one of the most cringe things I've heard in 2018. RSA or other asymmetric techniques maybe, but that's why it's a key exchange protocol and not the primary symmetric shared secret. Apply perfect forward secrecy and key rotation schedules and no one is ever getting into your shit outside the scenario where we are living in a simulation, and the reality hypervisor can just suck the private key out of whichever HSM it resides within. Anyone who continues to prattle on about quantum algorithms directly assaulting a typical usage of AES can be safely dismissed as retarded zoomer faggots.
>make effortless shitpost at 3:00am
>sleep
>wake up
Wow, you retards are so delusional and ignorant
It will eventually happen
Its funded not by the US or the EU, they will become a meme
We are talking about noone other than the Jew Motherland Itself
Nothing can seperate the Jew and his shekels
spend money to make even more money goy
Not a literal pony, just a dumb reaction. It doesn't attract horsefuckers so it's ok
Who the fuck cares. This is the way it should be. I'm glad Jow Forums is marginally more mature than most boards and don't let a dumb image derail the thread forever.
You are still not accepted here, dumb horsefucker.
Cry more
>CPUs with double digit Ghz
mad horsefucker is mad
>It doesn't attract horsefuckers so it's ok
I'm posting here right now.
post a pony
I can change my IP any time.
Where the fuck is Lee?
>Links an article without reading it
>T.Brainlet
>I'm glad Jow Forums is marginally more mature than most boards
Where do you think yo-
There, thank you.
>Jewgle
>Already have Traditional quantum computing 72qbit prototypes
B-b-b-b-bros m-m-my information is e-encrypted a-and s-s-secure r-right?
>Google Jewcone™
>not bristlejew
Well it should only supposedly reach parity with current supercomputers so for now yes.
> (You)
>Well it should only supposedly reach parity with current supercomputers so for now yes.
>One bristoljew™
>as strong as current supercomputers
>What is mass production
R-R-Ready f-f-for t-the n-n-new a-age a-a-anons?
Actually an interesting question, will two quantum cpus achieve exponential performance increase or merely linear?
>TFW you have been uploading encrypted documents to Google drive just to fuck with the Jews,but then they made quantum supercomputers
There surely must be a law stopping them from decrypting my data, R-R-Right b-b-bros?
> (You)
>Actually an interesting question, will two quantum cpus achieve exponential performance increase or merely linear?
>What is 4 quantum CPUs
>What is 8 quantum CPUs
It's over user.
Goodbye user, it's over
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first day on the internet?
>Clockspeed = how fast a computers is
Confirmed clickbait
horse fuckers btfo once again
Using 500 GHz CPU to crack encryption is about as hopeless as using a 5 GHz one. Quantum computers are pretty irrelevant too, they are exceptionally good at cracking RSA, but not so good at cracking symmetric encryption like AES and such that you would use to encrypt your files. That is because the best quantum computer algorithm for brute-forcing passwords is Grover's algorithm which runs in O(sqrt(N)) time, i.e. it effectively halves the key size. The solution is therefore trivial, just double the key size, but it isn't even needed because AES-256 is overkill enough to be able protect your files from quantum computers.
Mods confirmed for babbies once again lol
MODS=GODS
>using public key algorithms to encrypt your files
moron.
SEETHING
kys
Damn, I thought Chromebooks were bad enough, but this is so crazy it might just happen. Google has already started working on things like Project Stream and Amazon has AppStream.
Fuck I'm scared for the future of computing.
>Praise the Jews
>You don't need to worry if you're not hiding anything bad
>It's for your own good
>Privacy? Yeah that exists,... Kinda
No. Just no. There is no "quantum" anything, this isn't poorly understood near magic effects of some mythical theoretical particle. This is simply electrons being so small they can move through any material at the path of least resistance, because nothing can exert 100% perfect electrical control over them. It is current leakage. It is nothing but current leakage. It is current leakage in short channel devices, and it happens at literally every feature size, it is not exclusive to small FinFET devices like upcoming 5nm EUV FinFETs. Even planar devices have extremely high degrees of leakage through their channels, directly under the gates, electrons still leak out. Yet despite this the transistors still function.
Quantum tunneling is a meme regurgitated by people who know nothing about the field of FETs.
>Quantum physics are a hoax made by my nigger homies and I decide what's true and what's not
T.Jamal
Again? Kill yourself.
Cooling an atom to almost zero K and using a powerful magnate to make the spin of the atom face a certain direction uses 0.5 W. You sure are brainless
You mean Jewrnalism.