How can I get a working copy of Microsoft Office for free? No KMSPico. I heard that is a virus

How can I get a working copy of Microsoft Office for free? No KMSPico. I heard that is a virus.

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I'll be glad to help you out, friend! To get a free copy of Microsoft Office, you must send Microsoft a minuscule sum of $400 and they'll give you a copy. No need to thank me, it's the least I can do for a fellow Jow Forums poster!

Nice try Jamal

is KMS Pico a virus? what if i used it

Install Gentoo

KMSpico. Virus you're talking about is a false positive. Antivirus tools always quarantine hackkits and keygens. No biggy.
If you do want one that I use all the bloody time, hit me up on my email : [email protected] and I'll send to you later on tonight.

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>needing to be spoonfed
eBay isn't free but it's the closest you can get without giving Rajeesh your login details

Pretty sure they offer it for free online.

Install office 365 tool installer.It's all free.

i'd rather have a virus than use libreoffice

Get it from mydigitallife. Anywhere else and it is probably a virus.

Then you are a fucking retard, and don't deserve any help.

.edu address

>just dropped OS X
>one of my classes next semester requires Excel to the point where I need a textbook on it
Does Office 2013 run okay in Wine or should I use a VM?

If you're a university student, quite a lot of universities offer you a free copy of ofice 34 while you are studying there. Go see the IT department, they will usually help you with that if that service is offered.

>false positive
well, that makes anti virus software fucking useless. the only reason I would want one is to tell me if a crack is a virus.

If it tells you every crack is a virus, fuck that anti virus.

emerge -auDN app-office/libreoffice

You can tell the anti-virus that it's a false positive but it will still try to quarantine it.
In my case I just disable all shields on avast in it works.
It's all a massive fucking nusince, but worth it.

See . Contracting GRID, CJD, viral meningitis and Marburg haemorrhagic fever simultaneously is better than LibreOffice.

Now this is epic

how will you know if its not an positive positive lol...

By not being a fucking retard, which in your case appears to be a big ask.

Cause windows will do all it can to prevent you authorizing office for free

>You can tell the anti-virus that it's a false positive but it will still try to quarantine it.
Maybe stop using garbo AVs.

Find a free online college that you can just make an account on
They have free msn subscriptions.

Thousands.

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just buy it you degen.

Get admitted to a decent university.

You're a retard who doesn't understand the actual point behind an anti-virus scanner, but that's Jow Forums for you.

All an anti-virus does is check a file's signature to see if it's in the naughty list. It might do heuristics checking to see the file or executable's behaviour (e.g. memory injection), which is where false positives happen.

Anti-virus saves you when you have something on your machine that you didn't explicitly download. If you want an anti-virus to tell you if a cracked software is legitimately functional with no malicious side-effects or not, then you are a moron.

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Google docs?

And this too, libreoffice is good.

I wrote my MA thesis in this atrocity, never again.

OP, just pay for it. Windows gets a lot of flak but MS Office is genuinely worth the money, it really is. Especially Excel is the shit.