So, what is the best Programming Language after all?

half of these are scripting languages
nodejs and javascript are literally both just javascript, node is just a javascript execution engine that has been separated from a web browser where it should have stayed and will hopefully one day return to
java and scala arent the exact same thing but both are retarded jvm shit
c# and c++ are pretty much the only real programming languages left worth discussing and both of them are some variant of "the new generation is too retarded to learn c so lets make it easier for them"
pretty much this, if you are writing for a specific cpu architecture
if you think your code will one day need to port to other architectures, use c

I've used all those languages and Java is by far the comfiest when you have a great IDE. The worst I've dealt with on there is JavaScript.

The rest are memes. C# is overrated Java with dumb as PascalCase. PHP's identifiers and built in functions are pretty cancer. Node isn't a language. Ruby is babies 1st language.

the best designed programming language is ruby.

C++ is pretty much just C with libraries.
C# share more in terms of syntax instead of how things work.

>what's the best programming language
The designated one

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I only know Python so therefor it is the best language

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C>python>C++>everything else

Fight me niggers

C# is tied to windows therefore is unacceptable.
I would rather cut off my dick than be a part of that ecosystem.

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>what is .net core

ASM for web development u niggers

If I could only use one language for the rest of my life I'd choose C++, good salary and you can do pretty much everything.

c>c++>everything else>python

awk (gawk)

OH GOD THANKS,MADE MY DAY

Fuk u

Do some data science without anaconda u lil bitch

C and assembly

fbpb

The guy who created this image, was even to dumb to write valid Java code.

for me, it's php7

ITT: basement NEETs without any work experience
>I write banking software in Assembly and C

based and redpilled.

The correct one for the job.

C#. Best language of 2018 hands down.

Perl 6, bash, awk

>half of these are scripting languages
A script is still a program.

Program: A stored sequence of instructions that tell a computer what to do.

A script meets this definition. The only difference is it's in text form and is run indirectly through an interpreter.

Best: COBOL because I work with it maintaining boomer banking apps
Worst: the one you like

>the new generation is too retarded to learn c so lets make it easier for them
>C
>easier than C++
o im laffin

Objectively python is the best

Chicken Scheme

i literally said the opposite

Nim and C is all you need!

Software alone this year i’d say javascript (with the whole new stuff it comes with aka typescript and transpilers from functional languages) with maybe go as runner up. If you take data science into account in terms of adoption all across the board python blows all of them up.

C & C++ = System Programming
Object Pascal & Ada = Contract Based Programming
Java/Kotlin = General Purpose
MATLAB/LabVIEW = Engineering stuff.

I don't care about web stuff.

Be careful. Your idiocy is showing.

COBOL is the real white man language.

HolyC, x86_64

and Common Lisp.

Bash

>resisting Javascript instead of adapting to it

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>pajeet
>valid code
Pick one

How about you do things like a white man? Holy C is the only language for white people as it is approved by God himself.

>javascript execution engine that has been separated from a web browser where it should have stayed and will hopefully one day return to
thank you

nothing.

C++ >> everything else.

haskell if you are not a brainlet, otherwise use literally any other language

>something done 10x harder in the same time frame is somehow equal or better
>because I made it
adapt & overcome already

>hurr just don't be poor and buy 128GB RAM
iToddler logic

Certainly not fucking Ruby or JavaScript, that's for sure

I like Python because it does funny things to my linux

They are all just fine by me. Except for vb, fuck that shit.

>C#
>Beautiful
>Cleanly designed
C# is for pajeets who think they are too cool for java somehow

>java and scala [...] both are retarded jvm shit
>c# and c++ are pretty much the only real programming languages left worth discussing
>c#
you are retarded

Q# is the only answer to OP’s question.

Kotlin

C#(and other .net languages) works on the same principles as Java/JVM

> runs on CLR (a VM that only runs on windows)
> Garbage collection, instead of ARC/manual memory management

Only difference is it's geared for Windows native apps rather than server-side.

Java is way better than C you basement dwelling fuck

>reddit, the post

None of them, every one has its own perks for specific problems and you should have a wide look at them so you can choose wisely. Instead of PHP, never choose PHP

You're probably a brainlet. There's a reason PHP has been around for so long.

>JS is used to create backend servers, front-end, games, desktop applications, mobile applications

Yea i think its objectively JS

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NodeJS as a platform is a really nice bit of technology even if it's built around JS/V8. It makes it super easy to write functionally simple but highly concurrent server side apps.

Further, the problems with JS itself are mostly eliminated by writing Functional ES6/Typescript.

Having said all that, I hear Go might be a better solution.

Yeah, I know why it is around so long:
- wordpress
- drupal
- prestashop
- magento
Oh no, are there a buggy shits being used mostly by non-technical people who can't say why they don't upgrade their software?
Most php developers also don't know shit about anything that's not a new eloquent framework for them. Unit testing? Knowing what dependencies system they are using? Being able to defend php-fpm + nginx being a good way to set up php's http server? Good luck with that

Go is a meme tier language

wow u must b reali smrt

Orthodox C++

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seething JVM street shitter

ocaml or other functional statically typed language.

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HTML

Python

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literally anything that isn't a s o y meme.
>ruby
>swift
>rust
all gay

ruby but ON RAILS

For me, it's C#.

ruby for small scripts
elixir for webshits
crystal for stuff that need performance

the missing piece is a nice frontend language to replace js. And no Elm is not the answer.

I hear Python is good for things like automation, web scraping, and such.
But are other languages able to do the same stuff or does python offer some "exclusive" functionalities?

For instance, can a competent C++ developer do the same things that Python is known for?

Tcl

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>I hear Python is good for things like automation, web scraping, and such.
>But are other languages able to do the same stuff or does python offer some "exclusive" functionalities?

Python is not even good for web scraping. Well maybe if you only care about latin languages. Unicode support in python just sucks.

>Lisp
Yes
>Of the ones in OP's picture, maybe Ruby?
No, C++