There's a command to display your username

>there's a command to display your username
>instead of doing that, it shows you what operating system you're running

>there's a command to display your password
>the password is always "/home/[username]"
>you can't change this password
>this password doesn't even work

>there's a command to play CDs but no command to play DVDs
>the command to play CDs doesn't do anything
>even if you point it to the path of the CD you want to play it just says "not a directory"

>there's a command to communicate with a playstation's auxillary port
>no such command for any other video game console
>instead of even doing that, the command just shows you a list of program names and numbers

>there's a command to feed your cat
>instead of doing that, it just locks up your command prompt, and then whatever you type after that, it types it back at you

>there's a command to use BC dates instead of AD dates
>instead of doing that, it locks up your command prompt and spits errors at you when you type anything else

>there's literally a command to bash your screen in with your fist
>instead of doing that it does literally nothing, except that after running it, you have to type exit an extra time to close the command prompt

reeeee why would anyone use this shit os

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>there is a command to play sudoku
>it asks for a password and then does nothing
>reeeeeeee

man i didnt know you could bash within bash

epic bait. i almost fell for it.

Nigga, that bait was painful to read.

>complaining about free sowftware
go ask mommy to buy you a mac, it's designed for retarded people like yourself

>reeeee
why are we still allowing stupid underage turds here is beyond any logic

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shouldnt the donations go to linux?

Literal brainlets. Learn to recognize a joke.

this is why the year of the Linux desktop is no where to be seen. We need commands that are unambiguous, like change-folder to change directory.

>Literally triggered

"unironically" go fuck yourself cuck snowflake reeeeee

am i doing retarded millennial right?

Powershell for Linux is that way -----> github.com/powershell/powershell

kek'd hard, I've never seen these before

>uname
>pwd
>cd
>ps
>cat
>?
>bash

>uname
Stands for "Unix name"
>pwd
Stands for "print working directory"
>cd
Stands for "change directory"
>ps?
Stands for "process status"

Not even gonna read the rest of this inane shit. Read the fucking man pages, nigger.

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Oh fuck i forgot about the manpages.
Okay let me give it a try uhhh

>there's a command to show you gay porn
>instead of doing that, it says "No manual entry for [porn tags you searched]"

bc is the messing one

>when you've run completely out of legitimate criticisms for Linux so you just have to lie

Linux is lame, how is it productive when he doesn't include basic stuff. Like
>google kittens
Doesn't even work. I know the Linux guy is doing this on his free time but come on. If it can't do basic everyday things like in windows can do then literally what's the point.

hey, everyone's telling me to do rm -rf /, what does that one stand for?