>there's a command to display your username >instead of doing that, it shows you what operating system you're running
>there's a command to display your password >the password is always "/home/[username]" >you can't change this password >this password doesn't even work
>there's a command to play CDs but no command to play DVDs >the command to play CDs doesn't do anything >even if you point it to the path of the CD you want to play it just says "not a directory"
>there's a command to communicate with a playstation's auxillary port >no such command for any other video game console >instead of even doing that, the command just shows you a list of program names and numbers
>there's a command to feed your cat >instead of doing that, it just locks up your command prompt, and then whatever you type after that, it types it back at you
>there's a command to use BC dates instead of AD dates >instead of doing that, it locks up your command prompt and spits errors at you when you type anything else
>there's literally a command to bash your screen in with your fist >instead of doing that it does literally nothing, except that after running it, you have to type exit an extra time to close the command prompt
Oh fuck i forgot about the manpages. Okay let me give it a try uhhh
>there's a command to show you gay porn >instead of doing that, it says "No manual entry for [porn tags you searched]"
Easton Barnes
bc is the messing one
Jack Lewis
>when you've run completely out of legitimate criticisms for Linux so you just have to lie
Henry Lopez
Linux is lame, how is it productive when he doesn't include basic stuff. Like >google kittens Doesn't even work. I know the Linux guy is doing this on his free time but come on. If it can't do basic everyday things like in windows can do then literally what's the point.
Owen Jenkins
hey, everyone's telling me to do rm -rf /, what does that one stand for?