What’s the dirtiest thing a woman has asked you to do or has said to you?

“I threw up all over your bathroom”

Some drunk who’re in college

“I threw up all over your bathroom”

Some drunk whore in college

Don't shower and choke me. (A gf)
I utterly hate you, why haven't you died during birth? (My mother)

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wrong board

“The dog shit all over our daughters bedroom”

Bite me till I bleed
Call me worthless
Slice my wrists
Cum in my eye sockets

>"Hello"

"piss on me on the shower"
"I prefer anal"
"I just got home I have to wash my feet"
ah the joys of dating a girl raised by an overbearing muslim father

She asked me to drive her to the abortion clinic. I married her two years later.

More pics of feet. Also my mom hates me too :(

Based Hivemind.

finger her in a live concert

>I'm thinking about keeping my last name

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Lucky you, mine died a long time ago.

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Is this for real?

Cut my life into pieces

"I want to drink your cum out of a shot glass"

call me her dad name when shes cumming

That’s not luck user, you’ll always love your momma, even if she doesn’t love you back.

I'm virgin

I had a girl who wanted to eat my ass, made her boyfriend wait outside my house in his car. She took the brown oath and stuck her tongue up my ass while I beat off / came down her throat.

then she packed up and went out to her man in the car, watched her kiss him on the lips.

>actually not troll

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"fuck me from behind"

I heard this from two different girls.

I'm not that into anal sex btw

She was raised by christian parents btw, they had no idea.

A girl once asked me to rape her. She had a boyfriend. Said she wanted to feel seized without the guilt of cheating.

Did you do it? Did she do it I mean.
Call you Dad or literally his name?

THIS

One time when I was on the swing set all alone lost in my internal world of autism a girl got on the swing next to me for no reason.

It made me really uncomfortable and I had to leave.

ya, not a fan of getting poopers on my pecker

That's a sure sign to drop her ass.

fag

let's wait until marriage to have god approved sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

"lets make out in the science room"
of course I btfo'd the thot immediately

I assume he knew about it all

the dirtiest thing a woman ever did was make me see all these bot threads with that lana whore in the OP's image multiple times a day.

fuck you.

"Get out of the bathroom I need to poo"
-some random woman at KFC

Ah so this is why I am so messed up. Thanks for the help.

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It definitely went downhill from there. Ended before the year was up

In France it's like a disability.

No, he just was living far away and being distant. She just wanted some way at getting back at him.

hi

This girl once said to me she didn't want to give me a blow job but i could fuck her arse if i want to, I saked why no BJ and she told me a harrowing story about the time she was bukkaked by some paki's when she was 12, so I I showed my sensitive side and fucked her arse

"Cum in my beard"

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This isn't /b/

Maybe user. Make sure to love yourself, can i see more of lanas pale feet please.

Swap who was waiting in the car and I believe this story.

Cheat on me with her husband.

Good post. Upvoted!

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Got cum on the floor
She got down on all ours and licked it up unsolicited
I was kind of grossed out desu

She fucked Harvey Weinstein and have him a song.

it's too mundane for me to have made up

retard

Anal sex, which I replied without even thinking "Absolutely degenerate!" and that led to an awkward moment.
Still no anal sex in the end btw. Disgusting.

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Go back to

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So she licked a guys asshole, blew him and then kissed her boyfriend. Women are crazy

lol, believe it or not. Took her home from the bar, she just told him that she was at her friends and would need a ride.

LITTLE DID I KNO I WOULD BE RIDING HER FACE WITH MY BUTTHOLE LUBRICATED QUITE NICELY

Crowd Control

that's the important message of the day really

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Oh really?

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Wow that’s the good stuff. Love you user :)

Explain was she your girlfriend. Did she give anal because she was a virgin. What race was she?

All fours

“I’m pregnant”

>context: my sister and her nigger boyfriend

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She aborted right a-user.

She’s keeping the little shit
She planned this

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She willingly got herself pregnant by a black guy. FUCK

>raise kids on pokemon
>wonder why they try to catch a baby from every race

“I bet your feet are ticklish”

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My gf from when I was 17 to 18
>sucked me off on a public bench, I had to stop her (which I still regret)
>fuck me out on the balcony user, I hope someone sees
>fucked in front of her dog
>tried anal
>pin my arms down user, I want to feel like I can't stop you
>fingered her in a public pool for like a second

Looking back at it all, it's relatively vanilla but man it felt like the wildest shit that had ever happened to a human being at that point in life