UK ARMY website cost £113 Million to Make

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>capita

Found the problem.

>14 Dec
Why post this?

I could've made it for less desu. For 5 million I'd give 3 million to myself and used 2 million to hire an army of webdevelopers I know to make anything you want.

What do you think they did

>cost 3 times its budget
>website was supposed to cost over 37 millions £
wtf

>implying they did anything different
they just had more gall

You can be held legally responsible for spreading malicious rumors.

literally a 500k-1mil project with lavish dev pay

For real?What counts as malicious ?
My post was just a joke frens...

>What counts as malicious
Anything posted on Jow Forums.

I live in the UK. Know what they pay our army lads? £18k a year.
That's $23k a year to put your life on the line to protect your country. You get paid less to dodge bullets for the UK than most baristas get.
Maybe they can spend more on our boys wages instead of millions on adverts showing Muslim soldiers praying in the middle of training exercises.

Has anyone been sued?I can't recall.

lol
cuck country

mil pay in the US is the same, except they get tons of benefits to make up for it

it's basically the largest welfare program we have

>$23k a year
I don't believe it. In France it's $40k.

Not for that. I often post on Jow Forums and arrests happened there lol.

The US military is no better. The US Marine corps spent millions of dollars on a legitamate scientific study lasting a full year that unilaterally recommended mixed gender combat units not exist, based on all available data proving their inefficiency. Congress looked at it and said fuck You strong wamen

The money was embezzled.

same thing happened with The American Nigger and cheif's healthcare website.

army.mod.uk/
It's literally some bootstrap clone

jerseyeveningpost.com/news/2015/03/14/autistic-islander-obsessed-with-islamic-extremism-spared-prison/

I remember someone on Jow Forums was also arrested for sharing clasified information. Which people called fake and gay, but turned out to be true lol.

This is true. But is a sad state of affairs when people must commit their life away to recieve education and health benefits, which is actually why many join.

Not even kidding :/

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Wouldn't people on Jow Forums get arrested all the time for malicious rumours?

Whilst I'm on the fuck Craptia bus, if anyone bothers to read the article this was the MoD at fault for not meeting their end of the bargain.
This probably isn't just a bog standard website, but a whole managed service including call centres, internal support, background/medical checks etc.

Depending on your trade it can scale up very fast, you can earn pay above your rank by being an Acting-[rank].

I think these crazy boomers are getting enough backlash as it stands

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I'd take 4.99 mil for myself, set up basic WordPress site on a VPS and outsource some pics and articles I guess.

Do you live in the barracks? In the US, jumior enlisted pay is shit too, but you get free cost of living if you're single, or subsidies if you're married

Their School Information Management System is an utter piece of shit yet it's used by 80% of schools in the UK. Why do people put up with Capita?

RIP nasheed memes.

Not him, but yes. You live in a subsidised life. Great for saving if you're not retarded.
Because it is "big" company thus a "safe" contract.

Good points, fully subsidised living costs would mean you get to take more home even though you're earning less than other entry level civilian jobs, completely overlooked that.

officer recruits missed placement due to not being sent confirmation of acceptance.
others had to use third party sites to get information on dates and times.

regular intake had the same happen, no contact as to whether they had been accepted
and radio since through the online portal.

now the MOD is whinging about low numbers, current around ~75,000. With 5,000
considered obese. So currently 10,000 short(still a ridiculous low number)

capita received £44 million for taking control of British Army recruitment.
this just stinks of Whitehall's revolving door culture.

Truth be told the benefits do equal out to much much much greater than the pay is worth. I finished my four years and now have atleast three years at a 26k per year university not just completely free but I get paid $1000 a month just for giggles, plus book stipends. Not to mention the tuition assistance while you’re in, plus the healthcare, plus the housing, plus the fact that less than 10% of the military is combat arms jobs so literally over 90% of the “armed forces” are either fucking Hicks fixing/driving trucks/planes or complete office job fags that parade around like they’re out slaying bodies when in reality they push paper all day. Welfare program it might be but it’s a fucking good one if you choose the right job and actually take advantage of it. Name me one other job you can take right out of high school that will give you the skills to have a job making 100+k a year(e.g. aircraft mechanics), plus pay, plus healthcare, plus room and board and food, plus giving you paid schooling once you’re done

If you’re enlisted and single 100% of your money is expendable. Everything necessary to live is already taken out before you see it. I knew guys who literally had $0 in their bank accounts, having buddies cut their hair every weekend because they couldn’t afford the barber.

Exactly that.
Got a mate who joined up, he's now well onto his way to saving for his first house whilst I'm still well into rentslavery. He's played it smart with Cash ISAs from his trade bonus.
Doesn't matter so long as the army is able to provide three deployable brigades. Everything else are meme sustained engagements.

>use third party sites to get information on dates and times.
Arrse lol?

>52 months late
Those are rookie numbers.

>job for dropouts where you just do what your told and be a good meat shield
>pays like shit
Crazy. Next you'll be telling me maccas treats you like dirt too.

I wonder if this is really a viable model for business. Most software contractors and consulting actually hire their devs on full time rather than acquiring them purely on a short term contract. I know some people who got paid to literally wait on standby for months sometimes because their contract manager forgot they existed.

that's the one

>meat shield meme

The US marine corps is smaller than 200,000. In terms of active components, about 180,000 being generous. There are 800 infantry in an infantry battalion. There are 3 battalions to a regiment. There are 8 infantry regiments. That’s 19,200 infantrymen at full strength, which no battalion ever is. So about 10% of the the most infantry focused branch of one of the biggest militaries in the world is actually expected to go fight. Of those regiments, only 1 deploys to the Middle East in modern times. The meat shield meme is delusion fed to the public by the government to encourage hero worship and supported by all the worthless admin cucks that haven’t fired a rifle since boot camp but want their dicks sucked “for their service”.

How in the seven fucks do you not notice the void in the paychecks?

it doesn't matter if you're paid to sit on an air conditioned room, you're still working for the jews to blow up palestinian babbies
same as working for a defense contractor

Nigga who give a fuck about fuckin Palestinians shiieet

???

Not sure what you mean. They were exempt salaried employees for the contracting company. My point is they were getting paid no matter what, short of firing/layoffs, and the guy who was supposed to assign them to a new contract just stopped contacting them for a while. One of them was like this for two and a half months and even got training in Boston with paid hotel and shit before he got deployed to some shithole in Ohio

I tried to say
" How can you just pay up your payroll without knowing where it is going , to the point that you are paying several dead-weight employees"

By just having a lot of employees I guess. It's not like I'm working all the time either and I'm paid decently. My place frequently has work deserts where we have very little work and take it easy for a month or two at time. We usually use that time to do some proof of concepts or study to justify our salaries, but I honestly doubt the business department cares because all the projects come from them

Whew, absolutely mad based boomer

nihilistic atheist detected

> british gov uses capita
my fucking sides. they're dangerously incompetent and corrupt.
> malicious
it's not malicious at all when it's true. come sue me in my own country, you bunch of child raping jimmy savile clones.

jesus, that's just really sad. I kind of feel bad for him.. being retarded and all. hope he gets help.

>put your life on the line to protect your country
wew lad

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tfw you make 6x that to sit behind a comfy desk and not be shot at fighting for Israel

> * Capita included “non-compete clauses” in contracts with SMEs, preventing them from getting further work from the Government without the explicit permission of Capita.

oh this isn't corruption at all.. no way. kek. what a bunch of scumbags.

that's sad. people shouldn't just abandon others because of their views.. on xmas for fucks sake. i spent it alone too, but that's because most of my family is gone.

Sand nigger

My guess is that people were just looking for a plausible excuse to ditch these sad shitbags and found one in qanon

Being raised in a broken family, I have no sympathy for people who reach the end of their lives alone, usually they asked for it by a combination of FYGM parenting and being complete assholes

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Might as well kys boomer. The rest of your life is just bankrupting our country and ruining 4channel any way.

>tfw my mom makes more than a corporal and she answers fucking phones
The absolute state.

>Being raised in a broken family, I have no sympathy for people who reach the end of their lives alone, usually they asked for it by a combination of FYGM parenting and being complete assholes
great story, callous faggot.
> 4channel
what uttery faggotry. still Jow Forums, you zoomer cancer. neck yourself as soon as possible, pajeet.

> The rest of your life is just bankrupting our country
how can anybody ruin something that was already destroyed? seems to be completely impossible. can you make a shithole full of fat cunts and child rapists any worse? i guess you could become india. you're close to that point already.

Lol I get 5k USD in the IDF
And that's the highest pay grade for non-officers

> IDF
getting shot at and blown up by muslims for 5k. my fucking sides.

>our army lads
>our boys
cringe

underrated post, fucking tories' butt chums siphoning public funds

It's pretty safe actually. Only real danger is killing some fag I wasn't supposed to and getting fucked by military court. That or flipping a Humvee.

>jews aren't stingy
>5k usd

>Loving your country and wanting more for those who defend her is cringe
?

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Isn't socialism great?

Not even Amerifat, but boomers in your country are responsible for voting for eternal war financed with debt, tax breaks at the expense of public services and dismantling labor protections that created the gig economy, all things that poisoned the well for newer generations.

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>Defend country
>That isn't at war
>In another country
Sounds mostly like an attack to me

Fuck off, Ahmed.

>you're still working for the jews to blow up palestinian babbies
Fuck Palestinians

yes ordinary people make the decisions good goy

>working for the jews to blow up palestinian babbies
Or, in other words, doing God's work.

Die, you fucking philistine.

Why the fuck is Capita allowed to do business

The incompetence of the organisation is absurd

>>He pleaded guilty to two counts of collecting terrorist material
The absolute state of """""freedom"""""

It does; growing up and seeing the ongoing fallout from Blair and Bush's catastrophic involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan I don't agree with foreign interventionism at all.
Regardless we face many dangers, and if we're to preserve our nations we must defend them.

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It's not "interventionism" when it's our sacred duty to defend God's chosen nation. Stop furthering that leftist narrative.

Front for money laundering, happens in construction all the time.

Take care you don't end up like one of these douches user

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it just means they built in a lot of botnet

hey the poos got to eat

ha, finally found someone who earns less and i only work 20h a week

Gas the kikes and Palestinians race war now

>COLONIZED.com

white and based

Plus life long benefit/prestige/discounts.

>website cost £113 Million to Make
£100 Million is for a loicence mate

Bongs are not good at math

>easily replaceable, "dodge bullets" for ~9 months every few years
>years of self-funded education, full-time judicial duties
do you see the difference

UK government institutions get absolutely rinsed these days.

I was at the HMRC (UK tax authority) not that long ago for the company that I work for. When I was there I meet a bunch of "consultants" who looked like they had only just come out of university, their agency was charging £1000ish a day per person on site to do a job that could have been done by one experienced professional.

The HMRC didn't really have a choice because they didn't have any competent, in house sysadmins or operations people.

>support are troops
no

but to address your actual point, £18k is decent when you're away getting your rent, food and surface-to-school missiles paid for. 18k a year in savings is mad money.

>outsourced to a private company

I'm sure the UK government can hire talented web developers and do it in house and on time.

That was funny, good post

This wouldn't happen in the USA with a gov contract. UK is full of cucks.

You probably need to set up a whole shit ton of their infrastructure, these sorts of contracts include shit like setting up their intranet and hardware and everything.

When I did department of transportation GPS software they had me on pay for 6 months. Still after that they didn't get my pay approved so they were paying me out of jobs that had over estimated budgets.
After a year I left but I was never actually approved to work there so never officially did work there according to their paper work of higher ups. All of my pay came out of random job numbers.