How do you hide from your Jow Forumsf?

Currently I just have two users labeled
>Anons Name
>Windows 10 (real)

When she asks why two users I say I forgot the password to the other account & don't know how to delete it so I just use this one now.

They two look completely alike in every way except in the user Name, files and folders are hidden. So if I ever stepped away she can't ask Cortana for my weird porn/internet history (2.1TB).

I also made it so Chrome doesn't save my password for Faceberg /etc.
At first I had a whole nother partition on my HD but she got curious about why there were two OS so I had to find another way.

Anyone have anything better?

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I just put it in the same folder as the projects I work on. No way in hell she wants to look through there.

but the files names user

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>Windows 10
>cortana
>chrome
>Facebook
>gf?(what are u hiding user, why does thot want it so much)

Seriously though, why are you here? Why are you asking these questions?

This
OP is a Chad

But for real, you should not keep porn on your computer. You should not even be watching it in the first place. Especially if you have a gf -- why do you need porn when you have a gf?

If I felt I needed to hide something from a gf I would dump her in about 15 nanoseconds.

Nyaah

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We just started dating ffs lmao are you saying I should delete it? FUCK OFF M8 IT TOOK ME YEARS TO GATHER THIS

she's really cool though I just need to eeazeher into it

get away from you gf its only a matter of time before she forces a child on you and puts a chip in your brain.

I did that preemptively. Fuck living with other people in general.

encrypt all partitions

>women recognising partitions
>women understanding what an OS is
98% chance your "girl"friend was born male.

Literally LUKS yourself up

this

That's why I said she's really cool, she's not as dumb as I thought which is really hot to me

I don't think my gf would care even if she found child bestiality porn on my PC.

not just deleting all porn except cosplay porn, and making it so obvious that she finds it, so she wants to dress up as your favourite characters and roleplay for sexytime.

Don't be stupid, I use an external drive

Just show her the porn. Make a big evening out of it. Go through each video and picture folder with her, explaining what you like about each one. It will make the both of you much closer.

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based

lame

yes

my nigga

>sexytime
>>>/reddit/

>windows
>gf
>degenerate shit saved on your computer
go back to r*ddit.

what do you think Ayano's hair smells like?

You never had a girlfriend, I see. They're not, unfortunately, sex machines. When they're not in the mood, exhentai it is.

>not making a veracrypt file named "windows backup".bac

This guy is gonna find out real fast why smart are not a good choice for a relationship the hard way
Find someone who can cook and will take care of you. Not someone who will outsmart you and fuck Tyrone behind your back

>user, why isn't this drive recognised by my computer?
>i need space for some funny stuff i found on fb
>nevermind, i've just formatted it. it works now.

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My wife isn't allowed into my den, nor is she allowed to operate my machines. Don't be a cuck.

He got someone who is smart and won't respect him.
His relationship will end before 2020

go read up on
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deniable_encryption

what if I am Tyrone

Own it. If your gf can't accept your weird porn collection she's not worth it.

You have a woman. Nofap, no porn, workout, and fuck her brains out. Enjoy your better life.

Yeah, just let your gf know that you watch porn. Ezpz

>not having a gf that likes the same porn as you
either go full , just encrypt it and dont give her the password, or just kill your self and spare us the wasted thread.

>Own it. If your gf can't accept your weird porn collection she's not worth it.
Precisely. No point being with somebody who doesn't accept who you truly are.
Failing that... Get into homelabbing, store it on the server, have a unlisted samba share

>not watching porn with your gf

I don't have a gf.

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>my wife isnt allowed into my den
Who cleans it?

My gf is in the mood about 99% of the time.

Use incognito mode and encyrpted/hidden drives

how about just talking with them
I share all my weird shit with my boyfriend

lol what a cuck

Better to have honest relationships user. You can only expect what you give to her.

i watched porn w my gf sometimes but i felt pressured and often couldn't finish
it's not even like i watch degenerate shit, no cartoons or anything, but i'd feel weird looking for actresses that looked like her for example

>gf/bf is a replacement for porn
lol sweetie when you get a partner you'll understand they don't want to fuck constantly

>gf
>windows
>windows 10
>cortana
>chrome
>facebook
If this isn't just some elaborate shitty bait, get the fuck out, never come back to this board or this site, and seriously give some thought to killing yourself you stupid fucking normalfag.

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Saged. Just encrypt it. Literally what it was meant for.

>my gf knows I look at hentai
>sometimes I send her hentai memes
>she's a weeb, but not really Jow Forums
>sent her pic related with "I read something that reminded me of you

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Put my shit in a truecrypt volume with a strong password and linked to a file that looks innocuous. Then I put that volume on a HDD that I hide by removing the drive letter from windows.

When I was younger and living at home my sister would snoop on my computer (my mom would use my computer to play games on yahoo/pogo before I bought her own, my sister would force her off when I wasn't there). I use to hid shit on zip disk because my computers were the only ones with zip drives, then later on flash drives. If I did keep anything on my computer that I didn't want others to find I would hide it in a new folder with random numbers in a program folder in the program files folder on windows. My sister thought I was dumb enough to name my porn folder porn or nudes.

Now since I live on my own and have a gf, I just hide shit on a flash drive that I hide in the apartment.

Consider yourself lucky, then. From reading on the internet that's not the majority of cases. It seems woman do like sex less than man. Well, I'm considering breaking up but our lives is too entangled in this point. Oh well.

>gf

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>mlp

does it matter? it's ayano's hair