Jow Forums humour thread

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Jow Forums humour not /boomer/ humour

>how commenting code feels like
Is it my fault you don't understand basic logic?

is there a /boomer/ board?

/diy/ if I'd have to guess

go back to 4chans /b/ stupid teen

Jow Forums

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I loled heavily

from what country is "Me" in this

Because that's NOT how you are supposed to comment it

A tripfag from some South East Asian shithole

None of these are funny.

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>Internet explorer
But that's only available on Windows and macOS...

You don't write WHAT it does, you comment WHY does stuff
Retard

This looks staged

damn

based and redpilled

HOLY SMOKES!!!

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Sometimes I have to comment the what too because I work with college students writing abstract out-the-ass j2ee Backend.

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fuck, i have that apu now..
they do run hot if you dont change your paste and clean them, usually they are around 60c- 120 f

don't worry they will fix it now that this bug has been found out

fucking kek'd

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every single time

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this thread was pretty funny

It looks like it. I would've liked to not have missed it.
Plus, I think it's neato how OP went out of his way to make tech easier for himself.

you can still browse it on the archive
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/67366413

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Thanks for the link.
I'd rather have the helmet.

What's wrong with regex on html exactly? Never worked with it on html but regex seems intuitive enough that it should be fine.

If I have a method name enqueueRequest , the standard convention is to have a doctype describe what the function is doing. And I dare you to come up with a good doctype for enqueueRequest

If you write good code, the only thing you should comment is hacks, but if you work in a team practicing code review, you'll just be told to write more comments, including doctypes

doctypes? the fuck is this, html?

>ben garrison

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usejsdoc.org
phpdoc.org
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javadoc
Every single language I've used have them. The only possible way you don't know what they are is if you never had a job in programming.
They're sometimes used to generate PDFs to print out and give to new employees

I guess I also should have called it docblock. But my team uses doc* interchangeably, since we write in JS, and types are more important to know than the documentation. Hence doc-types

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What bug?
It literally means white < everything.

I find it immensely helpful to comment how the architecture works and what it's written for. Sure you can create external documentation but will you really look it up? Some short reminders in the code helps a lot when you have to look at a project you wrote 3-5 years ago.

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That's not a comment retard, that's how you should be naming variables.

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# Downloads some_url, performs validation and returns a JSON object

reddit

>Being this fucking stupid

>reddit

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I cannot begin to express my sympathies.. roll with the punches my man

Chewie is that you?

All of that is covered by the method name and type signature.

I don't get it

>muh comments
Name ONE reason why a person that doesn't know the structure of the project should contribute anything to it.

>then it will take a long time to type
Holy kek

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Look up Terry Davis and the threat of glow in the dark CIA niggers

i've missed this meme :)

That would me more like tentacles reaching through the gap and pulling them through all at once.

Cracks me up every time

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not the worst I've seen. people post this like 123C is a big deal.

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Magic of Apple

>tfw for some reason my laptop doesn't want to take my second RAM stick regardless of which slot I have
Both work by themselves, but the moment I put both, it just gives me a beep code that means RAM error
Maybe she doesn't like DPs

Dumpan. Sorry if repeats.

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