Santa Kong has arrived to Jow Forums early! Come, sit on her lap and tell her what you want for Christmas!

Me me wants a blowing job

Santa Kong is able to grant you anything that your heart desires.

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a lap pillow from the kong is already better than any christmas present I've ever gotten
I'm good with this.

glitched

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Can you please tie me up on Christmas day while I am sleeping then suck my dick and gently rape my ass with a strap on dildo
>Maybe I could put my head on her lap and tell her what I want for christmas
Smol Brain

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Also why are you speaking Korean

lole you guys fucking fags

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No u

...even a gf?
Well... I want a gf with around my age. Should be cute and smaller than me. Brown or blonde hair, no dark. Eyecolour should be brown-green. No social media user or just barely using it. She's an outcast, but not without a reason. She is rude but doesn't mean it unless she has a reason to. She should be clingy and every time we're watching TV she shouldn't be a centimeter away from me.
I could go on...

say that to my face not online faggot I'll suck your fucking dick clean off

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Only Santa Kong is speaking Korean. I am the messenger.

U-um, Santa Kong could grant you the dildo, but as for the other things, she is going to be busy giving presents to other anons at that time.

Yes, even a gf~
If you want the gf to be made very specifically to your tastes, you will have to give every important detail.

I don't need a dildo. Just don't give me anything then

All of these wishes will also be granted on Christmas Day by the power of the Santa Kong.

Suit yourself!

I know I won't get how I want her, so I won't even try, sorry.

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Can I ask for one more thing even though I already got the lap pillow?

I suppose so, I wasn't really counting the lap pillow thing as a wish to begin with.
What will it be?

Actually can you give me a nice letter to prove that you are real

I want a hug too

Simple request, but will do!

still gay
do it you wont

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Can you make Russia communist again?

Hey Niggy Nig can I have a Adobe Cloud subscription forever pls?

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why? are you struggling to lose weight or something

Hmm, I'm not sure about that one. That might stretch beyond Santa Kongs power...
She will try though!

Absolutely!

just take all his shit
At least it will be communist for him

can i have another monster please?

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Sure, what flavor?

the best flavour of course

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>not the boomer flavor
I am disappointed, but nonetheless, your wish will be granted.

It's not a communism if I enjoy it alone

i kinda tastes okay

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I desire your boddy niggy

I don't think you would want my body, considering I have a very bad case of asthma.

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destroy kpop

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Hmm, I'm not sure. Would you like to wish for an item that you might want/need?

I want the zone to disappear

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what is asthma?

Can you destroy Afghanistan and Israel plz

I can do that, but with a real cock.

Make me Tomoko then I'll be straight uwu

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>40kg
imagine

Sick pedo kiwi

>142cm
>40kg
I'm imagining

Sorry for my absence, anons. I am back!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asthma

I said an item, not doomsday!

You can only wish for one thing at a time. What'll it be?

Wish granted.

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Make me Tomoko, what I said after that would be the result lole

Oh, whoops, my mistake. I thought you were wishing to become Tomoko AND become straight.
No problem then, wish granted!

Alright! Now we can do things and not be gay :^)

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Asthma doesn't matter, at least I want a night full of cuddles

I don't think so, lewd boi. Your wish will only be granted on Christmas when the Santa Kong gains her magical abilities!

Nice ID, Mom.

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O-oh (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

could I have that wish niggy? Pretty please?

i just want a life for this christmas

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i would rather let her sit on my lap

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RISK thread gather round, gather round

What if I just wanna make out?

That's not a wish. Do you have something in mind?

Are you sure about that? If I grant that, you will probably never come back to this site again.

I'm not so sure!

Is that your wish?~

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>Are you sure about that? If I grant that, you will probably never come back to this site again.
And nothing of value was lost
>I'm not so sure!
But not certain. :^)
Come here lil qt, let's have some tender kissing.

yes

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If he won't, I'll trade you 30 seconds of making out for an hour of cuddling while we watch anime on the condition that you wear a frilly dress while doing so
and also you need to wash your mouth out with some kind of disinfectant before the making out because I don't even wanna think about what kind of diseases you're carrying

P-please stop being lewd, I'm just here to help Santa Kong grant wishes...

Very well then, it will be granted on Christmas, but it will be short!
Santa Kong is very busy that day!

ok looking forward to it

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Ok, but I'm a virgin tbdesu so no diseases.
>implying disinfectant keeps you from getting diseases lole
Nothing lewd about wholesome kissing - not even tongue is involved

But you are a boy.
I don't do kissu with boys, that's gay.

That's ok, let me do kissu with you, then it's not gay.

It will still be gay!

well how do I stop catching diseases from making out with you then
what if he kisses santa kong instead? sachiko is a girl, so it wouldn't be gay.

You don't because I have none

A normal sleep schedule
Or money

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You must choose between the two. What will it be?

Normal sleep schedule then. It's getting annoying

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nevermind then, losing Jow Forums would be worse than losing a family member

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Jow Forums's deletion

Anything else then?

Gotcha! You're going to have to wait until Christmas though, but your sleep schedule will be healthy and proper!

Sorry, that wish is beyond Santa Kongs power.

I won't forgive this

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