Post your favourite moments from our beloved Jewish company and lets laugh. Dumping wojaks/memes also allowed. AMD DRONES UNITE
I'll start.
>release """"new"""" 9th gen chips, it's the exact same chips re-released with the iGPU disabled because the manufacturing is so garbage.
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>Multi-core doesn't matter!
>Productivity doesn't matter!
>Price/performance doesn't matter!
>Performance per watt doesn't matter!
>Power usage doesn't matter!
>Temperatures don't matter!
>Soldered dies don't matter!
>Stutters don't matter!
>Streaming doesn't matter!
>Data centers don't matter!
>Locked CPUs don't matter!
>OEMs don't matter!
>Hyperscalers don't matter!
>Upgradeability doesn't matter!
>Anti-competitive business practices don't matter!
>Locked platform features don't matter!
>Synthetic loads don't matter!
>PCI-e lanes don't matter!
>Burnt pins don't matter!
>Heat doesn't matter!
>1771w cooler doesn't matter!
>Server space doesn't matter!
>ECC support doesn't matter!
>Free RAID doesn't matter!
>NVMe RAID doesn't matter!
>StoreMI doesn't matter!
>IPC doesn't matter!
>7nm doesn't matter!
>StoreMI doesn't matter!
>HEDT doesn't matter!
>Stock coolers don't matter!
>Security doesn't matter!
>Games don't always matter!
>Enterprise doesn't matter!
>Hyperthreading doesn't matter!
>VMware doesn't matter!
>MySQL doesn't matter!
>Unix doesn't matter!
>Linux doesn't matter!
>Waffer yields don't matter!
>Benchmarks after full patches don't matter!
>Asian markets don't matter!
>Own fabrics don't matter!
>Chipset lithography doesn't matter!
>Cray doesn't matter!
>Cisco doesn't matter!
>HPE doesn't matter!
>AZURE doesn't matter!
>5nm doesn't matter!
>TDP doesn't matter!
>10nm doesn't matter!
>Cache doesn't matter!
>IGPU doesn't matter!
>PCI-Express 4.0 doesn't matter!
>*NEW* Amazon sales don't matter!
>*NEW* Prime95 AVX doesn't matter!
>*NEW* Custom Foundry Business doesn't matter!
Any high core multithreaded soldered cpu anons?!
oh no no no no
why is everyone laughing at us, intelbros? STOP IT
The simple but effective wojak
Triggered millions of inteljews
delid dis you stupid goy
Jesus, the list almost doesn't fit in my monitor. Thankfully, I noticed you got StoreMI twice on the list. You should remove it once.
INTEL STUTTERFIRES
Gonna dump some shit. Hold on to your butts.
STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP
Imagine being so emotionally attached to a fucking consumer electronics company that you post shit like this.
just delid + delap it goy lmoa
actually saved this one.
>Dumping wojaks/memes also allowed
you fucked it up
>103/115C after 10 minutes
underrated
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>Intel® Hyper-Threading Technology: No
>Processor Base Frequency: 2.90 GHz
>6 cores, 6 threads
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>All information provided here is subject to change without notice.
>No product can be absolutely secure
>Performance results are based on testing done without the security patches
god I'm almost crying
Yikes
and yet no performance numbers were given
I bet they pulled them last minute to save face but forgot to alter the disclaimer
Both depressing and also great.
You should use the non-retarded version of that.
I'll never forget that thread
Why is this thing so overengineered compared to, well, a normal tool?
jesus christ intel is dead
>No product can be absolutely secure
It can be if you don't sacrifice security to try and stay marginally ahead of competition in perfomance at any cost.