I need some unique virus ideas that's never been done before

"Infected" System 32 virus.

A virus that infects itself.

cleans up your pc and frees it from every things bad including other viruses, but if it sees that you fuck up again i just encrypts everything and then deletes everything

Every time a Java program is compiled, flip a random bit on every connected storage device

So avast?

A virus that asks for virus ideas on Jow Forums

hi make a virus that makes porn on the desktop and then they can't delete, I don't know how to make viruses huts that's what I would do!!!

>I don't know how to make viruses
Are you, by chance, indian?

A virus that repeatedly fills the user's personal folders with pictures of Mark Zuckerberg

Sauce?

or
i forgot

I want a virus that replicates really well so it infects every computer
but it doesnt do anything bad its just like a little buddy for everyone

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human cloning plant, 7y ols loli-slave for price of milking cow

human cloning plant, 7y ols loli-slave for price of milking cow.

are you on drugs pedo user

(You) on drugs of wrong ideas from born
it will kill you genes

virus that produces mustard gas and rapes your wife

Virus that just finds other viruses and changes the Bitcoin address of the message. Infinite money incoming.

Probably old news but my buddy who is a manager at geek squad just had a PC comes in.

Long story short
>Turns on PC
>Short message about MEMZ
>Boots into full screen nyancat and music
>Wiped the entire drive

I laughed so hard because I've never seen it before. The absolute chaos and purposeless hilarity.

Not in ENGLISH buddy. It's just viruses. The academic community agrees with me as well. The amount of people who genuinely consider the plural to be anything other than es is extremely small and don't realize it's not the 19th century anymore.

Unless you're using the word with Latin,please fuck off.

worm with ai that kill captcha verification

Go back to China, Zhang.

Serious response.
A virus that you shit out and it thrives in septic tanks and sewers. When a human or animal catches a whiff of the airborne virus it tries to get shat out again to spread to other regions.

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How about one that de-botnets your computer and removes all spyware? Say if you had Chrome installed it would install ungoogled Chromium with an adblocker.
For things without alternatives it would just uninstall them and leave the user with a notice when they try to open them.

A virus that installs gentoo

It takes a mind virus to install Gentoo

goes through all source code and changes indentation to unbreakable spaces

Genius idea: virus that triggers discord game auto detection as some weird fetish porn title. Lock them out of being able to change it and ransom out the fix (obviously not giving in). Laugh as the normie cash flows in.

This

a self replicating BonziBuddy would be awesome

a virus that makes all case fans / coolers to run at 100%.
people hate when their computer does that without reason.

virus that deletes all the anime on your hard drive

A virus that will remove all niggers

Virus that silently installs windows 10 home basic whatever on any non win10 machine so when it reboots it boots to win10. Plus all tracking and advertising permanently enabled.

GNU/HIV

it's all been done before.
>i am the creeper, catch me if you can
>i am the reaper, i kill the creeper
etc ...
stick to encrypting hard drives and holding them ransom. that's where the money is because people are dumb and don't do backups.

this is wrong because viruses hadn't been discovered when latin was spoken. you are applying the rules of a dead language to a word that wasn't in existence when it was spoken; no one who spoke latin ever said "vira".
the accepted term is viruses.

A virus that changes your wallpaper into a picture of Hannah Montana pixel by pixel, one at the hour, so the user won't notice

It's viruses just like the plural of octopus is octopuses.

pcworld.idg.com.au/article/585920/viral-vigilante-may-keeping-an-eye-your-home-router/

virus that uses machine learning to create other viruses
>skynet is born
pls

this:

A virus that randomly speaks encouraging motivational thoughts

A virus that sets up a cjdns network used to exchange data between other instances of the virus. Moreover, it has blockchain with instructions given to it, so C&C server would have to send commands only to one infected PC, that would automatically share it with others.

cant tell if baiting or just stupid

Flash the bios with a 8bit computer emulator.

>second declension neuter noun
>ends in -us

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shouldn't you be on /asp/?

or genius but autistic

Make a virus that flips 2^n bits every n seconds.

A virus that overlays a pixel over everything.
A single pixel.

A virus to surpass Metal Gear

>ENGLISH
monkey langiage

Fucking germs

>release virus in india
>india becomes entirely made out of poo

I too have been thinking about this and you could write a virus that tries to identify a persons address and operates after it detects the same address has been written more than 10 times
When the virus starts it will order a 100 pizzas to be delivered to that address from all over town

make a virus that installs gentoo

A virus that sets all default fonts to comic-sans.

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Russian roulette.
You give the user a chance to play and save the data. Result of their systems fate lies in a random number from 1-6 where its either 0 or 1. 0 will allow them to breath again and live free, 1 will burden them with guilt of pulling the trigger. If player does not respond to the extended chance to play the system data is shredded.

make a background process that runs Alex on everything the user types

Even if it was cute and harmless and open source, you'd still go to jail for computer crimes because someone hijacked your virus to mine monero and crypto ransom people

a virus that renames all your files to 'niggers'

This is actually a cool idea. I'm literally gonna do this right now.
Thanks user :)

topkek

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Let them choose to either destroy their own or some other infected pc's data

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Every so often pushes trap porn as advertisements

Takes whatever character you type and actually render one key to the left of right if you're on the far left side of the keyboard

e.g.

o kolr upi = I like you

>pixel by pixel, one at the hour
>dude if you leave your PC on for 236 years you are going to get so pranked

make a wirus that turns people into cows

this one i'll test it for you OP

Find your way into real low level shit and see if you can flip bits on data writes to storage. Aim for persistence inside of "auto-leveled heh heh" solid state drives.

americans in charge of being ignorant as usual

Something like dead space halucinations mixed with screamers

Instead of a cryptominer it installs BOINC and donates CPU cycled to medical and technical research. Like the clean energy project (renewable energy), ODLK (orthoginal mathematics; benefits compilers and static analysis tools), or whatever medical project you care about. Or go high tier and make the contribution target random.

If people are dumb enough to get infected we should hijack their hardware for the benefit of the rest of us.

its called HIV

Make a virus that cures AIDS.

A virus that replaces all executable programs with copies of itself.

An ideal virus would create a backup of the user data, partition the drive, install some distro of linux (mint?), and move all the user data from the backup into the linux profile. Install the appropriate wine packages for running games and shit, too.

Most normies wouldn't see a difference, and it would actually make shit better.

>freetards actually believe this

that virus is also known as being a sysadmin. at least that's what I did with all the servers I had full control of.

Underrated

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A virus that replaces all your drivers with the oldest available version.

install windows

I think i have that one

Best one so far

but thats what viruses do!

Is it called "Debian"?

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>take screenshot of desktop
>rotate screenshot 180
>set as desktop wallpaper
>auto-hide taskbar and hide desktop icons
>rotate display 180
it's technically harmless?