If animals could code, which species would have the best programmers?

If animals could code, which species would have the best programmers?

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humans

epic post my Jow Forumsrother

You're asking the wrong question.
You should ask what sort of computers/languages could other nonhumans potentially create.
How far out can shit get?
How much of the things we assume and take for granted about computing itself is actually incredibly biased and anthropocentric?

monkeys

pajeets

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Bears.
Bears are fucking awesome.

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Cringe

Crows.

At this point even a border collie could produce better code than pajeets

Octopus.

swans

Octopus

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>if a bird could code it would be worse than a pajeet
t. pajeets

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Script Kitty

fpbp

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the absolute state of Jow Forums

Humans

You never really thought this though you fuck knuckle

Elephants, they're the closest the animal kingdom has come to human beings outside of apes and they don't throw shit everywhere. Imagine the complexity of program they could write all while keeping it in their head.

they couldnt even type lmao

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What do you mean? This is the best thread on Jow Forums right now.

You are gay

fbwb

I'm 2nding octobros.

Chinks

bees

Probably niggers. Not racist or anything, just never seen one doing it

What about the guy from Mission Impossible 1 and 2

You just need to give him an older thinkpad for input