How do I get unlimited time?

How do I get unlimited time?
I don't want any more responsibilities. I just want to watch youtube and masturbate to porn all day everyday. No work, no jobs, no obligations.

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remove all clocks (physical and digital) and do things only one time (because the first time always seems slower and longer)

>do things only one time (because the first time always seems slower and longer)
I've read this 50 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say.

Become disabled and live off of disability money

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I have no friends no job

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Memories take longer to write than to replay

Let's say you're going to watch a movie you've never watched that lasts around 2 hours and 30 minutes: by the end of it you'll feel like a long time has passed; you'll think "man, those were some long two hours!"

Now, if you were to rewatch the same movie, you'd already know the plot and by the time you were done watching the movie you wouldn't feel like 2 hours had passed and thus felt time pass faster

I don't think OP is asking what you think he's asking.

I think Sweden lets you lay around all day

>youtube
is there even anything worth watching?

you have to be brown and rape a bit

I get you. I dropped out of college after a couple months because I didn't feel passionate about studying, everything looked useless to me. I got in touch with a company where I did an internship, and they told me I can work with them. At the moment I'm just trying some APIs for a service from home, waiting for the real work
But in the meantime I started thinking. I don't want to spend my life writing code. I could try IT, but I don't want to throw away 8 hours of my life every day, just to earn some money that I need in order to survive. I hate the idea of wasting my whole life to work, there are so many things I want to do. I'm fine with work, I just can't accept that I have to spend so much time working. I'm also thinking that I should try something that doesn't just involve computers, I'm somehow a people person
I'll try working as the assistant of a photographer in my city. He's well known, but the city is small and he's opened his own studio recently, so I don't know how much he's gonna pay me or if he can even afford to employ me (we already talked and he'd be happy to have me). It would still be an 8 hour job, but it's near my house, it's really flexible (I can do whatever I like when there's nothing to do), and it's something I like a lot
I love writing, and I'll try to get good at it and famous enough in order to live writing stories, but I'm scared because it's really hard. I also want to try making music, but it's hard to earn money with it unless you try to satisfy normies (something I don't want to do), and I don't know where to start. Whatever the case would be, I'd still have to get a job before trying, my parents would never support me or tell me to try chasing my dreams, not even while I'm still very young
In the end, everything I think about is "I'd like to do this, but I can't". I'm so depressed lately that I'd be really glad if I went to sleep and never woke up again
Sorry if this turned into a blog, but I thought you may relate a bit