So, what is it that you do with computers?

They're my interface for the sensors on the device we use to do our research. I also use Excel and Python programming language to solve math problems rather than do them all out on a whiteboard like they used to do.
Thanks for the data mining thread.

Who are you? And why are you sitting at my table?

Make shitposting threads on Jow Forums and shill for multi billion dollar corporations for free

What kind of sensors ?
Why Excel over something else ?

watch porn and study

Lots of hard computations!
Mostly stuff like compression, video formatting, archival projects, and other things.
Just this last week, I was able to compress 1.3 TB into 505 GB. That's like making two almonds fit into one.

Avoid the world around me to worry about international shit that doesn't affect me, and porn.

I write code and play games, not very interesting

I use them to achieve top 100 leaderboard statistics in various games during my free time such as siege and >DESTINY 2

But mainly in use them to search for gun parts and ammo online so I can get more practice at the range

I know that feel bro

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The Internet is for porn. Grab your dick and double-click for porn, porn , porn.

Internet is not for porn, fuck off my internet and bring your porn if you want

I install gentoo only to format it and install it again

>*clears throat* $NAME, you like a guy who can install gentoo out of muscle memory?
>wanna come back to my place to check out my dotfiles? I can see it in your eyes nothing gets you going more than a fully configured vim you filthy gurl
>wanna watch an anime using the finest upscaling and noise removing filters?

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I won't answer any questions without my lawyer being present.

>I jerk off to girls like you

Nothing, I'm a Scrum Master.

>inb4 she asks what a Scrum Master is

shitpost

Destroy old ones to trigger redditors

I send mails

qt kr gf 2019 guys, let's do it

I have a shit ton of laptops that I use to network random shit for my family. Also for making college kids jealous, as I have 5 laptops I bring to class daily.

I help rich old white guys save web pages to PDFs. Work help desk at a finance company.

>ls -a
>clear
>neofetch
>scrot
Post and rinse and repeat

Nothing personnel kidd

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Basic database management for clients. Sql, light Javascript and Java stuff. I'm basically an L3 tech consultant people come to when data processes aren't working as intended

It's kinda fun and the work is easy

make ricardo memes with a video editor

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not OP but I'll play

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Guys I'm not joking around anymore, I hate technology. It's the cancer that's destroying us and needs to be stopped. People who work with computers, that includes myself, are the scum of this earth. We are headed towards imminent doom. Humanity would be better off if we just went back.

thank you for your service

Sausage

Almonds?

I reverse engineer software for curious people/companies.

Agreed, we need to die.

Just let me get laid ONCE, before i die

compute

nemunemu

I invented dildo cams. All that penis POV porn? I started it. Wanna fuck?

>>So, what is it that you do with computers?
Hook up with your mom on FarmersOnly.com

Fuck off chink slut

I compute
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You should know you dirty ting tong cpu making monkey

say it to her face

Watch JAV. What's it to you?

Qt desu

I watch porn and play fortnite 18 hours a day, I'm 31 :(

You only live once

I, in a partnership with the famous Jow Forums, police the internet against the tyranny of terrible governments (all of them). We protect the freedom of users and allow them to browse porn. Recently the UK has become too strict and it is up to us to stop them.

I smash them

I download, organize and store a lot of JAV

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where do you get free subtitled ones

is this you

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There's javsubtitle.co and zenra.net but zenra is paid, I don't know any other with subbed JAV

Nice collection, mine is a bit more messy

fuck I love Japanese girls so much

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nice font.

Make sure they can talk to each other.

jav guru

I fuck them.

Name on that milf looking yellow bikini huge tits lady on the front please

Fuck off ugly gook

Based Saki Yanase

>Fiction writing
>Listening to music

Uh. Yeah.

Use my home made neural network comprised of 1000+ discarded Dell optiplexes I've scavenged over the years to make realistic deep fake pornography.

>ugly
you wish your fat stinky ass could get a girl like that

Jokes on you, I'm slim and use the good fabric softener.

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>GAS-273
LMAO

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I am the computer

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>mostly porn. I dig asian porn.