How does it feel to be an iToddler and lose 50% performance every year?

BTFO

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Honestly, as much as I like blowing the fuck out of itoddlers, it makes sense given the progress of technology and the fact that all iPhone batteries are a bitch to replace. If Apple had either came clean with their reasoning beforehand or offered an option to keep your phone's performance, they wouldn't have gotten in a tenth of as much shit as they did.

Also:

>Vox

Enjoy your even shittier neoliberal millennial mouthpiece. They're the prime reason every news outlet simultaneously thinks I'm five years old, yet have an unquenchable thirst to be as much of a walking upper-middle class twit as possible with marimba music alongside Axios and Quartz.

Apple died with Steve Jobs

bass

Real headline: Apple makes iPhones last all day at 30% battery health

>December 2017

Any other history lessons for us, OP?

Chickphone owner is shocked to know phones could last a year.

based

I know how to replace the battery (and water resistance adhesive) on my iPhone, so it isn't that big of a deal for me.

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By fix, they mean replacement of battery.

>all iPhone batteries are a bitch to replace
They have pull tabs, it takes 15 minutes

>applel

How to not look like an idiot when referencing this: Apple created this problem by not making batteries easily replaceable. They also obfuscated what they were doing and should have been more transparent. However, given those points, the rationale behind why they do this is sound. The choice they had was either letting iPhones randomly shut down, or throttling performance more than usual to keep the device active.

How to look like a mongoloid when reference this: APPLEL PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE

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Nuanced and purple pilled.

>2017

t. itoddler

based

baste

>2017
What the fuck are you doing?

>utility
>doesn't even come with IR blaster, 3.5mm jack, mSD slot, removable battery
>is made of glass
>"""""utility"""""
You're retarded.

5 seconds

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>no tard uses IR blasters on phones
>Bluetooth/aptx
>buy more storage
>no one cares for this
Utility means what the phones software does not the irrelevant 2015 era shit you’ve mentioned.

>How does it feel to be an iToddler
Pretty good, I gotta say.
It just werks, sane defaults, easy to stop tracking an spying without having to do autistic stuff for it, cheap, compact and guaranteed long software support.
Also: blue bubbles
9/10 would recommend

How does it feel to start out with less performance than a slowed down iPhone?

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Speak American.

ITT: povertydroid users supremely upset that their phone can easily be stolen, cracked and sold by niggers

>more features bad, less features good
>pay more for less good
No wonder why you're an Apple user.

>How does it feel to start out with less performance than a slowed down iPhone?
Pretty good, because benchmarks are inherently flawed because almost every single manufacturer found a way to cheat on them at this point.
youtu.be/omto9Q-eS_Q
youtu.be/vbEQf8qJXQ8

>povertydroid
Thank you for a new filter word by the way.

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>posting speed tests done by hand
And these speed tests only test load speed and storage management but even then iPhone wins with 6GB less ram.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yqPXmwUiWWc&t=232s

do you filter out getting paychecks more than $150 per week, too?

feels good, still more performance than all lagdroids combined

>buy more storage

Spoken like a true faggot

based

Better than having a lagdroid and losing performance out of the box trough bloatware

Based Satania posters

>reposting the same applehate articles from 2 years ago
And people complain about the occasional lukeposting. Seriously?

>either letting iPhones randomly shut down, or throttling performance
>Not tying throttling to the actual battery performance and adding a fucking option to disable it from the start
What a fucking joke, are they even fucking trying. You must realize this is all bullshit they come up to save face, and the braindead consumers are gobbling this shit up like it's gold.

Besides they actually do the opposite, making the phone chug even more battery.
You can't make this shit up.

>think different

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Miraculous

But I sell my old phone every year to get a new one.