I want a guy to hold me close, stroke my hair and to say comforting things to me...

I want a guy to hold me close, stroke my hair and to say comforting things to me. I bet I'd feel really warm and protected.

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that'd be nice

Boring post by boring poster with no personality. Go back

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not nice

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I want this but with a cute girl

Too bad you are a man

So?

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Hold me closer tiny dancer

1v1 cage match right now. MMA rules apply I’ll be waiting in the ring megushit

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I think you made this thread already today.
And you got dubs again.

Can we cuddle instead?

I did, but I still feel like shit.

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JOIN THE FUCKING ARMY

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no wtf is wrong with you

based
>i'm too lazy to put effort into clicking "start a new thread" so i'll whine in other threads
ok lobotomite
based
already did chief

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I suggest you not staying in cage with him, Ashley he is a homo

yeah and whats your rank?

I’ll kich his ass anyway lmao

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None yet, every place was filled so Me and many others will be drafted later in 2020

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Nah.

I want to cuddle with a guy.

Based.

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I SAID JOIN ARMY

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Its compulsory in Finland, he will at some point.

>22
checked
>Its compulsory in Finland, he will at some point.
unless he decides to do community service for 9 months, in which case he doesn't have to

I'll give you a hug when I'm in Helsinki if you tell me why is your country so expensive?
Have you done it yet?

CUDDLE THIS FAGGOT *UNZIPS*
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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Good

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I’m here to shut this thread down. That’s all folks, go home!

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GIVE ME WHAT YOU OWE ME

>every place was filled so Me and many others will be drafted later in 2020
nah
lerl
he probably won't, he can go do civilian service instead
based

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Maybe because of taxes. Not sure.

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HE SHALL JOIN ARMY
MAKE HIM FINNFAG

also
>Helsinki
there are better places to go to xd

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as I said, a lot of people will be drafted in 2020, and that's because there's been a surge of young lads who want to go to the army now. Usually there are vacancies, so he might be one of these people

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Gay.

PD means faggot in French.

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You are planning on doing the military service right? Also due to a bleeding disorder I can't serve in the armed forces what happens to people in similar situations?
Thanks for answering my question you have 1 (one) free hug to claim.
I'm going to Turku cause of your advice the other day as well. Would see Tampere if I had time as well.

I hope you get stabbed IRL

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kys
THIS

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Reminder that almost Scandinavians are gay
Nah

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3 MORE TO GO

See you in like 40ish days megufinn
Reminder that almost all Americans can't into English

Unbased and rude.

Cringe ashgayfag.

>almost Scandinavians
???

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IM GONNA DO IT

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just find a cute finnish girl

will you be my cute finnish bf i have always wanted?

See you, lad.

Cringe.

But boys are better.

Probably not.

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b-but you said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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why did you reject him

Cause internet dateing is cringe and gross

it doesnt matter, i just want to get to know him

I said what?

cringing @ u

How can I be his bf if he lives in a completely different country?

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>You are planning on doing the military service right?
Yeah (if I'll be in shape by then xd)
>Also due to a bleeding disorder I can't serve in the armed forces what happens to people in similar situations?
I'm not sure, but I'd that depends on how severe your disorder is. For example I have poor eyesight, and i'm a bit overweight, so that got me B-papers.
If the disorder doesn't affect you much, you'd get a B-paper which means you have something that might affect your capability to serve, and based on that they'll send you where they see fit.
If they see that the disorder could harm your or others lives during serving, you'd get a C-paper, and you'd be released from service altogether.
>I'm going to Turku cause of your advice the other day as well.
Nice! I hope you have a great time there! :D
lerl
>Reminder that almost Scandinavians are gay
something something american education

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forgot to add xd
>Reminder that almost Scandinavians are gay
something something american education

dont we all

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im willing to move to finland

tfw gonna meet him when I'm on holiday, he's a pretty cool guy take it from me.
It's severe heamophilia b, my blood doesn't clot so it's probably C-paper, but it could well be B-paper idk.
And yeah Turku sounds really nice! Gonna see the castle and I heard the market is quite nice.

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Not everyone likes guys.

Why would you move to a country with a completely different culture and a language that is completely unrelated to yours just for some guy on the internet?

You're pretty cool too, senpai.

>implying i'm a thot

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because im DESPERATE plus we share the same ideas of cuddling and that

b-but I do.
now give me bf!

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Where do you live?

I thought you were my gf

>heamophilia b
yeah that's a c-paper 100%
>And yeah Turku sounds really nice!
It is! There might be jokes that Turku is finland's a-hole, but it's still a very pretty city all things considered!
That's not enough grounds for friendship anone

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Just don't degenerate into a sissy like the amricanfag did and protect yourself from STD.

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>implying you're not just another male roastie THOT
Slut

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no wonder you dont have a bf >:(

You should get a Slovenian bf/gf, lad.

How do I give you a bf if I myself have never had one?

Helsinki.

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im only after you because i had a dream about having a finnish bf last night

Yeah I know lad.
Is there any discrimination against people who get C-papers? Like people not likeing that you didn't do your service?
I have a question, does that river in your pic freeze enough for you to walk across it? If it does that's pretty cool!

Thats an incredibly precise and simple dream

Cuddles and pats don't transmit STDs.

Dumb amerimutt.

Oh.

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yeah well look, its a dream, you cant explain them to others...

>a literal thot telling people to leave while calling them thots
ok, now I've seen everything on this site

Also reminder that the megumin finn is a (you) slut who thinks about getting dominated whenever they post

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>ok, now I've seen everything on this site
Have you seen this?

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>download (1)
dumb phoneposter xd
OOOF
>there any discrimination against people who get C-papers? Like people not likeing that you didn't do your service?
I don't think so no. The reasoning for the C-paper existing is printed as a "human right" or something like that, the army doesn't want c-paper people, not because they cannot serve, but because they could be harmed or worse during service, and they don't want that.
>does that river in your pic freeze enough for you to walk across it?
A few years ago, maybe! Do to climate change Finland has gotten a LOT more warmer during winter, so I don't think there will be ice in Turku when you visit. Usually this time of year there's already snow, but now there is none ): (at least where I live, places like Lapland might be a different story)

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Reminder the Spanish poster above is mean and the finn is for hugging and kissing only

>Do
meant due xd

I remember seeing a squid torturing thread once.

JUST

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Not true.

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hmmm?
Then explain... THIS

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untrue, see his replies to me :,(

Dumb homo. I'm going to fap now.

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>I don't think so
That's good to hear. Still I would be upset if I was unable to serve with my peers. You still can do the community service part right?
It's a shame about the river not freezing enough to stand on, I've always wanted to be able on a frozen river or lake. It just sounds pretty cool
It's cause he doesn't want to date someone he's never heard of or met is all.

So getting called a submissive (you) slut made you horny?

heh

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he must have heard of me, im like one of two sloveneposters here

Don't come in the army, it blows.

t. II/18 monni

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...

>You still can do the community service part right?
Yeah, it's about 3 months longer than being in the army but I heard it pays decently somewhat.
Ei kai se niin pahaa ole? (PS. Onko spolle asteikolla 1-10 kuinka paha valinta?)
>Some people will consider you a pussy bit most don't care these days.
Thatäs mostly with civil service isn't it?

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> Ei kai se niin pahaa ole? (PS. Onko spolle asteikolla 1-10 kuinka paha valinta?)

Aika paskaa on (toki tähän vaikuttaa mihin hommiin pääsee, 6kk menee yllättävän nopeasti)

Itse en paljoa spolle hommista tiedä mutta vaikuttaa ainakin aika fyysiseltä (ja paljon kinkkua jne.)


>Some people will consider you a pussy bit most don't care these days.
Thatäs mostly with civil service isn't it?

Goes for both from what i've seen.

>finland
no wonder

I wish I had friends who casually talked about the Roman Empire

>Aika paskaa on (toki tähän vaikuttaa mihin hommiin pääsee, 6kk menee yllättävän nopeasti)
Kai mä mielummin teen 6kk armeijahommia kuin 9kk siviilipalvelusta
>Itse en paljoa spolle hommista tiedä mutta vaikuttaa ainakin aika fyysiseltä
Time to hit that grind and fast huh
> (ja paljon kinkkua jne.)
HOOH
>Goes for both from what i've seen.
Kinda disappointed in that, but that's Finland I guess

Siviilipalvelus on 12 kuukautta eikö ollut?

Jos spolleksi haluat niin kannattaa pikku hiljaa aloittaa se liikunta.

How heavy are you?
Also, how long is your pen0r?

>Siviilipalvelus on 12 kuukautta eikö ollut?
Saattoi olla? Kutsunnoissa puhuttiin yhdeksästä, mutta saatoin kuulla väärin
>Jos spolleksi haluat niin kannattaa pikku hiljaa aloittaa se liikunta.
Juuh, sitä tässä olen pikkuhiljaa aloitellut.

Oh that's not bad, what kind of stuff do you do with the community service?

On se 12 kuukautta, olin väärässä
I mixed community and civil somehow because I'm dumb, it's civil service (although I think you can do community service too)
The only limit for the job is that it has to be a goverment regulated company. So places like schools, libraries, hospitals etc