I constantly fantasize about being a multi-billionaire entrepreneur that fucks insane amounts of beautiful women and...

I constantly fantasize about being a multi-billionaire entrepreneur that fucks insane amounts of beautiful women and then brags about it in interviews.

I imagine that I use my insane wealth to commission auteurs to create zeitgeist defining art and film projects and fund huge research projects into esoteric areas such as psychedelics and conspiracy theories. I also envision myself as the far-right equivalent of George Soros and flagrantly antagonise SJWs everywhere with my hardline, outspoken diatribes.

I sail around the mediterranean on a super yacht, surrounded by dozens of stunning Instathots and huge breasted Scoreland models. I literally give millions of dollars to random people and seek to antagonise those who are jealous of my wealth and politics by handing over huge sums to already wealthy sociopaths. I do this to make a statement about how little I actually care about money. I spend 10s of millions on Picasso's, Dali's, Warhol's, Basquiat's and then publicly burn them or destroy them in some other novel manner.

I am the all-time most viewed guest on the Joe Rogan Podcast and we sat for 4 hours discussing my life less ordinary. I'm Joe's perfect guest - a filthy rich, kickboxing expert, anthropologically obsessed psychonaut. I inform Joe that recently, through the 'friend of a friend' I took a 2 hour intravenous DMT trip and discovered the meaning of life.

I bought Jow Forums from Hiro, immediately trolled the whole userbase by removing every board and the homepage contained nothing more than piccolodick.gif. I then re-opened the site, removed Captcha and began forcing memes like crazy from my 100 million dollar mansion.

The reality? I'm the biggest loser you could ever meet in all your days. No job, no girlfriend, no independence. Absolutely nothing to live for whatsoever. Just Jow Forums and my porn addiction.

Thanks for ignoring this thread.

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It was real in your mind.

You should kill the prime minister of Malaysia.

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How old are you? If you are under 25 you have time to turn that shit around. It will be harder, but the earlier you work towards your goal, the better.

It's ok brother

Get fucking working on your dream you fucking faggot, just start with small steps and build a pyramide, you can do it, we're counting on you

Also sage

>Ima nigger
the post

stop pitching black mirror episodes on here

Don't give him false hope you retarded emu fucker.

OP even if you're under 25 there's a great chance things will only get worse. Prepare your anus.

stop watching porn

enjoy stds

Finally a decent thread on here that's not forest fire lazers muh boobgoblin

Noice post op I want all the moneys and a huge boob gf with tits about this big

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>100 million dollar mansion

pleb

So do we all.

Under 20 here. What's the best route to take to get OP's dream life?

why are so many yachts registered in Britain even if the owners are Russian oligarchs?

Nice pasta user.

If we knoew, we wouldn't tell you now would we?

>Finally a decent thread
You're a fucken disgrace

*knew
Really

>These women have never really had a hard day in their lives
> they make far more than you do even though you bust your ass everyday.
>by the time they are old and busted theyll have either a dead rich husband or will have made enough during their sexy youth to cover them.

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No u

Go masterbate over qanda

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I need this asap.

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I fantasize about having a loving wife who was a virgin when I married her, five kids, and a dog on a big piece of land that I can farm and do whatever I want on. I imagine all my neighbors hold the same values of honor and justice that I do, my kids go to the local school and learn about the glorious history of their ancestors so they can also be instilled with these values and be inspired to greatness. I imagine the the purpose of the nation I live in is to secure a future for my descendants for our posterity and our collective action as a nation makes us a sovereign entity on the world stage capable of defending our borders and interests and pursuing great works such as landing men on other celestial bodies. The reality? Well the first bit may actually work out thank God but the rest is more like living in hell where the nation is actively trying to exterminate my kind slowly and there is the ever looming threat of a hyper violent civil war the likes of which the world has never seen. And what's scary is war is the preferable option.

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>I constantly fantasize about being a multi-billionaire entrepreneur
You don't want to be a billionaire, you just want to spend a billion dollars. Strangely, the two are often mutually exclusive.

>porn addiction

This is what's keeping you down, user

based and redpilled

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>I spend 10s of millions on Picasso's, Dali's, Warhol's, Basquiat's and then publicly burn them or destroy them in some other novel manner

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come to la, i'll find you

you can hang out with me

but you'll have to drop that faggy protty kebab shit before i let you ride some of the bitches in my stable

So you're a Jew

Report to your local rabbi for advice on a shitty app that you could make, get bought out for 2B and do this

inspirational digits, user. don't dream it, be it.

>they are no smart enough to not to spend their "slut" money defore they get old and fat

this

>I literally give millions of dollars to random people and seek to antagonise those who are jealous of my wealth

This is how i know youll never be rich

I constantly fantasize about living in a world inhabited by no one but me. And saging shit threads.

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user go get yourself a job and a qt gf. What have you got to lose?

Money is the coind you complain about being two sided. If we lived in a world without money half the people would die off with no gibs me dats.

i actually day dream like this too. but my dream is to buy an old castle in the UK or Ireland and live like a larping king.

i'm a neet to but i just started a business, trying to build something up, get some momentum. Day dreaming helps because it motivates me and i'm working on breaking bad habits and shit. end of blog post

Dreaming to be rich isnt redpilled.

I enjoyed this. Thanks for helping me start my day in a positive mindset user. I hope you manage to kick the porn and get your money and sluts one day

Youre no bettwr than the kikes you hate so much.

I just want to be free. I envy the caveman who knew not of your strife.

I know a guy who did that, he's an ameritard from LA who made 2 billion in oil in texas and moved to a castle in scotland. He now trolls people on youtube and acts like a guru at 80 years old

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if you have a hunchback just throw some glitter on it honey and go dancing

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First off, get a job.

>Basquiat's
dropped.

I don't allow myself to fantasize like this because it might create a life-long hurt. So I justify around it in an attempt to block out the thought. Dunno if this is the best way of coping with it.

This your flat, mate?

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Seriously. An user wrote every single one. Film and television has no creativity left. They have to steal from us. It's quite ironic, really. Shutting down the board bodes worse for them than oldfags.

its ok, we all dream sometimes.

nice get by the way chap

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Join the fucking club.

You don't need a billion dollars to do that though. You just need a few million, a porn contract, and some drugs.

Good luck.

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I never understood the appeal of fucking some whores over finding an actual relationship with a hot woman. Been with the same chick for years and im still not tired of her body. Perfect pussy too and never have to worry bout thots or stds

999

Digits don't lie.

That said, psychedelics are great tools for helping the mind see the logic of political Third Position.

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Think about all the wealthy billionaires and how many are known for stuff like this. Hell look at Elon Musk. The dude has more money than he can spend on a lifetime and who does he choose to date? A musician thot who hasn't put out an album in years. The closest thing to a billionaire that changes society is Soros and he is an irresponsible sociopath. Learn to live with what you got and your life will be better than it would constantly wanting.

literally me

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You have a mental disorder, likely narcissism. Work on yourself, you can fix it.

You may never be a billionaire but you can easily become wealthy with a bit of planning and hard work.

Holy shit wtf is even happening in this pic?

Out of all of those women you lick the Amy Schumer lookalike?

a she-spic thought it would be a good idea to inflate her tits

Cool. Now stop jerking off and start focusing on your dream

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OP here

I actually got a response to this thread. This has literally made my day.

I am in my mid-30s and still live with my mother. I wish I could pretend I was an autistic neckbeard as that would be an excuse at least. But the truth is that I'm failed normie as fuck. I have reasonable intelligence and creative talents but I simply cannot focus and the defeatist voice in my head beats me to a pulp and always has. So it goes.

"Rejoice O young man in thy youth"

I think that's called narcissism

Leafs reno their cucksheds like this not lying(sans the view ofc)

>I then re-opened the site, removed Captcha and began forcing memes like crazy from my 100 million dollar mansion.
checked and based

What good is money and status when it's acquired through depravity, abuse and personal indignity? It's not unlike becoming a multi-millionaire by dealing drugs, becoming a contract killer or going to war - by the time you're done you've seen shit no amount of money can help you unsee let alone forget. It will have all been for naught, you'll be just a heavily medicated husk of a human being fighting the urge to end it, putting up a front.
>inb4 only a minuscule population makes it in those professions
Same applies for those whores. You don't see the used up, drug-addicted human wrecks the rich playboys leave behind, because they're either OD'ing in slums or at the bottom of some body of water wrapped in a carpet.

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They all do it, Elon is in the public eye so he can't you picked the worst example

I mean, can you prove it was a bad idea?

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sneed

i've managed to beat back the defeatist voice to such a degree that i'm finally strarting to live the life i want, but it took me until about 25 (i'm only a few years older now). you're still a young man, user. you can make it if you start now

Her nudes leaked. Send them to ben on twatter.

Then how come nobody has bought this site from Hiro?

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absolutely shit taste

Imagine

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Stop jerking off to porn man.... If you really can't handle it TRY doing it once in a week max... You'll feel much better but you will notice how bad you feel after the one day you fap compared to others.

>passes up the titcows for slutty amy schumer

First of all, nice trips on your blog faggot. Secondly TL;DR, and lastly I remember when I had your age.

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This site is worthless, a single digit million amount could buy it.

Check out the wives of silicon valley chinks and poos who have billions and your mind will be blown at their amazing life.

Just relocate to a British colony. Canada perhaps. And start over... they have a good welfare system if everything else fails. What is the worse that can happen? At least you are not a nigger so that is a positive you can always think of when you're down..

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>1488
OOOOOOOOOHHHH include me in the screencap!

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Fucking escapist doomer.

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amy schumer is slutty amy schumer

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its okay fren. you can always just become a nerd and work on genetic weapons

Daily reminder, this would be your dream wife OP.

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Top kek containment is breached.

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Why?

Can I report this as a porn dump?

>Why?
Because she is a certified bimbo airhead cumrag, borat.

some big breasts there. nice