How do you refer to your computer

Unironically call it a playstation

my computer

>how do you refer to your COMPUTER
>top tier: cpu
>middle tier: COMPUTER

Low effort.

peecee

it's a TOWER
*cracks open bear*
*siiiiiiiiiiip*
honey where's my guinness book of world records I wanna oogle that diamond bikini some more

This.
It works on my machine.

A pair of Levi's standing in the corner

fucking kek

dis
>rig
too gaymer

desktop
>desktop
laptop
>laptop
server
>server

it's really not that hard

>what's a computer?

She

>Not calling it a mainframe like a real pro

>he doesn't say rig
Why don't you frag off before I download myboot.exe into your slagging mainframe, chummer

Chassis

work book

occasionally by its hostname

That is a sexy case.

Math engine

Settle down smallfry. He still hasn't been to the Renraku Arcology

Hal-tard (the)

Top tier
>cpu

Fan

That box all of the computer stuff is wired to.

Bet he hasn't even burned some corp ICE at a shiwase biotech installation

>Not calling your computer/any obscure object a blicky

the yacht

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Zip diskette dock

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usually I switch between "baka" and "darling". I find that acting tsun towards it appeases the machine spirit the best.

>Paste on that AM3+ socket
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH THAT'LL NEVER GET OUT YOU NIGGERRR

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Thicc boi

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My CPU is a neural net processor. It is a learning computer.

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I call things that take input data, manipulate it, and spit out the resulting data computers. Even a calculator is a computer, albeit, one with a very specific use case. Computers that are extremely underpowered and lack sufficient I/O and software support for desktop usage are called micro controllers. I call both tower PCs and laptops "desktops". I only say laptop when referring to that specific form factor. I define a desktop as a computer that has a screen, physical keyboard, and a dedicated pointing device (mouse, track point, touch pad, etc). Phones are pocket computers that have cellular capabilities and are smaller than 7 inches, with either a number pad or touch screen. Anything larger than 7 inches is a tablet. If a tablet like a Surface Pro has x86 hardware similar to that of a desktop machine and is meant to run desktop oriented software, then I might call that a tablet PC. Last but not least, there are laptops with touch screens and keyboard cases for tablets. I call those faggot shit.

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Potato

Lisp machine

more like r*ddit tier

Mr. Processor

Honey, baby, sweetheart