'sir, your laptop storage is encrypted, could you please unlock it for us?'

>'sir, your laptop storage is encrypted, could you please unlock it for us?'

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It's not mine, it's my wife's, I'm just bringing it to her since she forgot it at home.

We are going to need to hold you in the back until you provide a password. Please call your wife.

Remember that if you're a US citizen they don't have the legal authority to stop you from entering the country.

Why do I need to do that, sir?

This shit only happens in kiwi land. And if your rich enough you can just pay the fine and move on

We have it on authority from the secret service that you are the hacker known as Jow Forums. Come with us.

Only because you said please :3

That’s retarded I’m not doing that now let me through before I go kamahamahama on your ass

>traveling to the united states of no freedom
y tho

Just bill it as a business expense. When I worked in onsite support we had to bill parking tickets as expense.

Is the new Dragonball any good, user?

I've never had this happen but I've also never left America.
Do they do it for foreign flights?

Also what do employees with classified work do?

You have a warrant for it?

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I don’t fucking know I’m not a weeb

Then stop making weeb references.

I bet all they have to do is show their government ID with clearance, and airport security leaves them alone.

except they dont do that, they might sometimes ask that you simply turn the power on but thats as far as it ever goes. stop spreading lies.
nothing, because they dont care about the contents

>not disconnecting your ssd before a flight
>not just disconnecting the battery
You really think some $20 dollar an hour scrub who didn't get paid for a few weeks is going to spend 20 minutes to open it up when he could be harassing Muslims?

>oh, sorry officer. I'm taking it to my nephew for repair. He's a computer whiz

Absolute unit

>not traveling with a wiped disk and downloading the data securely over the internet at your destination

Sure; here's the code.

As you can see, it is entirely empty, since I just use the local storage as a cache when browsing the web, and it gets cleared every time I shut down.

You are welcome to keep this laptop as long as you need; just send it to me when you are done. I have extras.

Would you use it after they send it back? That's like the definition of evil maid.

>Boots into veracrypt hidden operating system

Here ya go!

I wouldn't use it, but I'd be very interested in taking a look at it after it was sent back.

>boots into templeOS
Here officer!

I'm legally contracted to not unencrypt this laptop for unauthorised personnel. You're free to try and call this up the chain but it'll waste everyone's time.

Sure.
>Dual OS laptop
>HDD boot set to Windows hdd
>Boot windows 10
>no password needed

Sure!
>unlocks dummy partition full of gay porno
Enjoy your look through my files ossifer!

>Still against NZ law
>Can't enter country
Next time use a diplomatic bag.

b-bb-but CNN told me you are all fired

Could you get a legal note signed by lawyers saying "this device contains company secrets and only authorised personnel can unlock it?

That Unit looks pretty comfy.