The Virgin Dress Code vs The Chad Dress Code

Tech Workers/ Engineers used to dress as if they were employed and responsible.

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wearing suits isn't comfortable

all I see is a wageslave on the right and an easygoing dude on the left who drinks craft beer at work and gets paid $300K

>suits
Look at the 'then' cell again.

only if you're a fat fucking slob with a belly that hangs over your belt

>dropbox
>being paid 300k

i’m pretty young at the large company I work for and all the older people dress very casual, where i dress business casual every single day. I actually like it and find it very comfy and clean looking. My manager, when he hired me, recommended that I dress this way, said the older people do appreciate it.

>Falling down
great film, guy wasn't a software dev tho iirc he was a gov contracter that held some kind of security position managing nuclear threats.

twenny fi cent

I wish coke was still 25c

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>not dressing like a millenial makes you a wageslave

>guy wasn't a software dev

That wasn't much on an industry back then.
When they wore short sleeve dress shirts with a tie to work 'High Tech' was any math heavy engineering, more or less.

Do you mean to imply they are paid more or less? I think 300k is pretty reasonable.

On the contrary. Suits are very comfortable and actually feel purposeful. I feel damned responsible and professional when I wear a suit.

How is it not? The only uncomfortable part about wearing a suit is the shirt and only if it's buttoned up the whole way. Suits are soft.

>feel purposeful. I feel damned responsible and professional when I wear a suit.
that has nothing to do with comfort

How about they adjust my wage for the cost of living then I'll wear a suit and tie

It's psychological. Good feelings allow you to overlook some things.

Semi fat bastard here. If a suit isn't the most comfortable fucking set of garments you've ever worn then it isn't fitted properly.

Yes, good, spend all your extra money on new slacks, dress shirts, shoes, and ties after destroying them while racking servers in the data center

Dress codes are bullshit. Go fuck yourself.

Haven't seen anyone in the past ten years that dressed like right side and wasn't a bowtie goober or a tatted up gague wearer, or some combination of the two.

Mole man

>*tips fedora*
>*takes fat rip from vape*
YEEEEEEEP. Back in the day, tech workers dressed really sharp.

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t. can only afford shitty mens wearhouse suits

Did you watch the movie? Michael Douglas was unemployed.

I didn't try hard to look for an example.
This image checked all the boxes.
Crew cut
shaven
short sleeve + collar
tie
briefcase
not jeans

ditto this
wearing a correctly fitted suit makes you feel like james bond

oh, and pocket protector.

The engineer does not wear a suit. The engineer wears a short sleeve dress shirt with a tie so he is free to wave his engineering arms around while projecting a air of logical rigidity.

This. Until wages are pulled out of the early 80s, get fucked.

Yea that’s right.
The only people that dress like the right are wageslave cucks who are forced to dress like that by their boss and corporate policy.

Found the fat neckbeard

Isn't that just a suit with the jacket off?

> In the 1970 compilation On the Management of Computer Programming [...]
> Dick H. Brandon, who had been a manager at IBM and Diebold, bemoaned the fact that programmers' labor-market power undermined "the normal employer-employee relationship, which, in part, depends on the fear of termination or disciplinary action."
> Brandon even cast programmers as mentally unstable--"independent to the point of mild paranoia ... slightly neurotic, and bordering on a limited schizophrenia" --as well as suspiciously non-conformist.
> He claimed [programmers] were unusu8ally likely to sport "beards, sandals, and other symbols of rugged individualism"
> and that, most of all, "Two leaders of the Haight-Ashbury hippie movement were computer programmers."

> But M. H. Schwarz, a former manager at the Federal Reserve, and the Atomic Energy Commission, took issue with Brandon's diatribe, saying programmers were simply responding to job stress:
> "The so-called prima donnas, in my view, were not prima donnas before they were immersed in a difficult [work] environment."
> Schwartz felt that managers themselves often lacked professionalism, hoarding information and relying too much on "crash projects" because of poor planning.

"tips fedora*

>tie gets caught in machinery
lol nope, engineers that aren't armchair engineers wear what their subordinates wear

>you should dress like I pay you twice what I pay you

The irony is that classic cut professional wear is far more comfortable than """casual""".

He was a ballistic missile engineer. The movie starts out with him stuck in rushour on his way to work.

>mfw dressing better than faggots who take no pride in their personal appearance

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man I fucking wish I had an excuse to wear suits

And rents a broom closet in the bay area for 12k a month

could you really wear a tie?

Where I live we have 30+°C summers. Fuck suits and shirts

I like wearing a suit.

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When grandad worked at IBM the manager would push a credit card on the face of his employees. If u had stubble, you went home

For reference back then the man on the right would go home, get violently drunk, and beat the shit out of his wife and it was considered normally and socially acceptable.

As a sysadmin I spend a lot of time crawling on the floor connecting things under desks or up in the plenum running new drops. I'll be damned if I'm going to fuck up my nice clothes because some micromanaging trust fund case executive thinks I need to follow some arbitrary dress code. Go. Fuck. Yourself.

>the manager would push a credit card on the face of his employees. If u had stubble, you went home
what does the credit card thing achieve exactly?

I "work" from home and I dress like /ic/-tan.

This. The future is now boomers. And no, I'm not turning my webcam on.

w replaced suites with Bape hoodies - zoomer out, brother

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>sysadmin
>under desks
>plugging shit it
Found the "Helpdesk Admin" lol

I dress business casual because whatever.

>One man IT shops don't exist

No, he was laid off before the start of the movie. He didn't tell anyone that he lost his job. He's trying to go to his daughter's birthday party.

>Suits are very comfortable and actually feel purposeful.
>he needs a suit to feel purposeful
I wear "casual" almost every day and am grateful my boss allows us to wear whatever the fuck we want. I only wear suits when I have to.
t.lawyer

Well I just kinda romanticize it. I've dressed casual for so long that I kind of yearn for that associated importance of role with wearing a suit, particularly for a job.

t. studying accountant.

>putting status over comfort
You'll do your job better if you're comfortable

Obviously when I've an established career, I'll have a suit tailored made for me. What do you take me for?

must be fucking loaded with a 7 figure a year salary.

fuck, wish i could afford 12k a month in rent.

I bet you'll be so cool

Fuck yeah I will.

Better make sure you don't lift or anything, because the slightest pump will render your suit uncomfortable. Tailor it to accommodate for a pump and it will look ill fitting post-pump.

Caring about how people dress is lowbrow fashion consciousness - might as well read Maxim magazine. The point of work is to influence the world or at least get rich.

Also a tailored suit costs like $900-1300 why are you looking at it like some awesome milestone. We literally call it monkeysuits for how restrictive even the most well-tailored ones are

>The point of work is to influence the world or at least get rich.
Based and greenpilled

That character isn't the best example, don't you think?

I assume the boss would drag it across the employee's face to check for stubble. It's also less gay since you're not fondling another man's face.

>chad
>tie
A chad would never wear suicide garment.

this

Imagine getting controlled on what clothes you use.

Imagine your boss haves literal control of your body.

Too hot in 90 degree weather

>grandad
>creditcard
>ibm
My buddy works for ibm. He hasn’t shown up to the office in like 2 weeks. It’s great being a millennial techie. Get payed a lot, work from home so you don’t pay tribute to the petroleum Jew, aren’t required to follow some dress code set by some homosexual Puritan so no neee to buy “work clothes”, free great food so no need to spend money on food. Life’s good man

Thank god I don't live in moon.

>claim to be a grown man
>let others tell you how to dress

serious question: is the American employee-employer relationship a daddy issues thing? It’s almost as if Americans get off to having their employer dominate them.

Yes white men love the idea of being dominated and being helpless about it. That’s why cuckold porn is so popular with them.

> undermined "the normal employer-employee relationship, which, in part, depends on the fear of termination or disciplinary action."
So basically, he was just mad that his subordinates wouldn't act like good little lackeys and worship the ground he walks on.

Best policy IMO is the business casual
>clothes must be business attire, IE no v necks, graphic tees, etc
>flexibility based on what your job entails as long as its professional

what's the difference between business casual and normal businessware?

How exactly do you tell your employees apart if they look like they look just like your customers?

the both look terrible desu

a board full of NEETs thinks a shirt and tie is a suit, very interesting

total compensation of 300k is quite reasonable for someone with 5 years experience in an established tech company such as dropbox

both are faggot shit. wear ultra comfy trash or wear a full fucking suit.

Tie = leash

I refuse to work anywhere that requires me to wear one.

Well the user I was replying to was talking about suits. The OP pic is a shirt. When one talks of suits that refers to the "coat."

>How is it not? The only uncomfortable part about wearing a suit is the shirt and only if it's buttoned up the whole way. Suits are soft.
are you dumb?

stfu /fa/ggot

People in tech are so out of shape they wouldn't look good in any clothes. They are leaving this world behind for better or worse.

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You don't need an excuse.
You are only making excuses for not wearing one.
Fuck what other people think, after a couple of days people will start talking about something else.

I didn't wear a suit at my first tech job, but I did wear a dress shirt and a tie. I think it was a contributing factor in some of them thinking that I was a much more diligent and competent worker than I actually was.

One manager ribbed me for it once. I told him I just wanted to look my best and besides, my mom got me this tie, it'd be a shame if I never wore it. (which was true) He looked embarrassed and never mentioned it again.

>stylish_tech_worker.jpg
That guy looks like an absolute fuckwit.

whatever you say leisure suit lester

>falling for marketing

if you have to wear a suit to work then Mr.Noseberg has you by the balls and probably makes you wear a penis lock as well.

that's the joke

is this thread PR from formal wear industry?

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I actually hate suits so much I have anxiety when I am required to wear them. I went to my best friend's wedding last year and literally bought the suit the day of the wedding. I almost didn't show because of how disgusted I was to see myself wearing a suit. It is so fundamentally against my character I could've barfed at how awful it was, but I had to put it on because he's my best friend. I got compliments all night from people saying "Hey user, I've never seen you dressed up before, you look really nice!" and every time people brought it up I cringed a little inside. I know people think it looks nice and it wasn't that uncomfortable but I really don't like being associated with the kind of people who wear suits.

look at this loser