Swearing in Russian

Hey, do you know how to swear in Russian properly?

I'm an ordinary Russian girl and I can teach you how to do it better than any Russian Ivan

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>Hey, do you know how to swear in Russian properly?
>I'm an ordinary Russian girl
Шлюхa

Sooka bleeyart

i'm interested
>Шлюхa
This.

I am Alaskan would like to know this

how do you say "shut the fuck up retarded incel"

I'm interested too

Blyat ti menja zaebal pohel hahui cyka ili ja trahnu tvou mat cyka

How is my Russian nastya?

My Ukrainian co-worker likes to teach me how to swear in Russian. Most common ones are
>Huylo
>Idina huy
>Zalupa
>Shlyuha

At least for a really crappy romanized version of the words.

how do you say "shut the fuck up retarded incel"

Can you do this in voice?

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i know of mat and thats about it

It's suka blyat'

Also, I can recommened you mix thesr words + somethin new. Like:
> Yobannaya zalupa (Fuckin' zalupa)
> Idi na huy, shlyuha OP
> Pizdetsovaya huynya (Fuck what is happening, large scale shit – pizdec)
> Ti (just google how to say ы instead i) eblan typorылыy. (You're, eblan – maximum degree of idiocy, the last word – stupid-ugly-face)
> Idi vse v pizdu (Fuck it all. )
> Hohol ebuchiy, salo budesh'? (Fucking crest, wanna some fat?) (You can called your co-worker like that)
> Hey, ti (tы) pizdoglazoe mudilo, chmo, suka, blyadina, podzalupok, xyesos, govno, jopa, pidoras. (Also, the good nicknames for him)

It's OP.
Sorry, I've been away for some time.
There are several ways to say this. Here is one of them:
Зaвaли eбaлo, eбyчий oмeгaн
Zavali ebalo ebuchii omegan

Why not?

I used to play css with russians a lot so I learned a few phrases, one of them was something like 'vy sosat khuy'

It sounds more like 'vy sosyote khui'.
You can put the Russian variant into google translate and listen to what it sounds like.
Here it is: Bы coceтe хyи
It basically means that you suck.

poshla nahuy shluha

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lol ouch
another was like 'vy plockoe vigre' or something along those lines

Half of my Russian language skill consists of swearwords, so prolly yeah.

based

You must have misheard these words, because it doesn't really make sense in Russian
And it doesn't look like swearing either lol
I can only guess that they tried to say that you were bad at this game

this was many years ago, I'm surprised I am able to remember any of it
also I wasn't actually that bad, wtf

You have a good memory to remember all the details, really

Bleeyart is how you pronounce billiard lole

css was an embarrassingly large part of my life at that point
;-;