Mischievous things you do

>learned how to do basic computer repairs
>earn a reputation among friends and family as the "computer guy"
>they all come to me
>take half their RAM and sell it on Ebay
>they never notice a thing

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you're one of them retardeds aren't you

>put gender as non-binary when applying to jobs to increase chances

Copy theirs data
Sells them to google for 0.001 buck
???
Profit

>i don't seed torrents

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way to be original, faggot, kys

way to delete your unoriginal post, faggot, kys

kys cuck

I report racists to jannies.

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I report public reporters to jannies (including myself)

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I have that comic! Not that specific issue unfortunately. God I love over the garden wall.

way to be original, shit stick

>noticed all the laptops at work have an HDD for data and a boot SSD
>Nothing at work requires much space
>Stole all the HDDs out of the laptops
>Created virtual drives on all the computers so it looks identical to the old HDD in case somebody looks but none of the virtual drives will actually hold data

Wtf? What is your work?

Professional Jow Forums shitposter

Reported

reported OP for being a nigger? wtf bro that's racist

Fug

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>named userspace variable "KERNEL"
oh wait, that was systemd
github.com/systemd/systemd/issues/11436#issuecomment-454598207

i like to borrow people's laptops under the pretense of checking my email, then open up a terminal and type shit like sudo dnf install alsa-plugins-pulseaudio.i686 glibc-devel.i686 glibc-devel libgcc.i686 libX11-devel.i686 freetype-devel.i686 libXcursor-devel.i686 libXi-devel.i686 libNX_Xext-devel.i686 libXext-devel.i686 libXxf86vm-devel.i686 libXrandr-devel.i686 libXinerama-devel.i686 mesa-libGLU-devel.i686 mesa-libOSMesa-devel.i686 libXrender-devel.i686 libpcap-devel.i686 ncurses-devel.i686 libzip-devel.i686 lcms2-devel.i686 zlib-devel.i686 libv4l-devel.i686 libgphoto2-devel.i686 libcapifax-devel.i686 cups-devel.i686 libxml2-devel.i686 openldap-devel.i686 libxslt-devel.i686 gnutls-devel.i686 libpng-devel.i686 flac-libs.i686 json-c.i686 libICE.i686 libSM.i686 libXtst.i686 libasyncns.i686 libedit.i686 liberation-narrow-fonts.noarch libieee1284.i686 libogg.i686 libsndfile.i686 libuuid.i686 libva.i686 libvorbis.i686 libwayland-client.i686 libwayland-server.i686 llvm-libs.i686 mesa-dri-drivers.i686 mesa-filesystem.i686 mesa-libEGL.i686 mesa-libgbm.i686 nss-mdns.i686 ocl-icd.i686 pulseaudio-libs.i686 python-talloc.x86_64 sane-backends-libs.i686 tcp_wrappers-libs.i686 unixODBC.i686 samba-common-tools.x86_64 samba-libs.x86_64 samba-winbind.x86_64 samba-winbind-clients.x86_64 samba-winbind-modules.x86_64 mesa-libGL-devel.i686 fontconfig-devel.i686 libXcomposite-devel.i686 libtiff-devel.i686 openal-soft-devel.i686 mesa-libOpenCL-devel.i686 opencl-utils-devel.i686 alsa-lib-devel.i686 gsm-devel.i686 libjpeg-turbo-devel.i686 pulseaudio-libs-devel.i686 pulseaudio-libs-devel gtk3-devel.i686 libattr-devel.i686 libva-devel.i686 libexif-devel.i686 libexif.i686 glib2-devel.i686 mpg123-devel.i686 mpg123-devel.x86_64 libcom_err-devel.i686 libcom_err-devel.x86_64

they freak out but then i just laugh about how it's just to install wine on fedora 29 lol.

Fuck off frogposter

Wtf I love Monster now

>bojack horseman.jpg

There's nothing wrong with not seeding torrents.

I've thought about doing this along with selecting "decline to answer" instead of "white." Will it work?