Isn't it obvious who gets pussy?

Isn't it obvious who gets pussy?

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linux user probably has many cats

Yes.

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Mah nigga

Who she? Sauce pls

cringe. Don't you know that is cool to be a nerd (xD) in the year of primenumber+1?
based and greenpilled

It's obvious that OP doesn't.

Linux user with a gundam building, slim, ten years younger wife. AMA

I wonder how this unfolded.

The windows guy fucks his fat wife, the Linux guy faps to loli and the mac guy gets cock

Windows user gets pussy (wife and kids)
Mac user gets ass from his boyfriend. Sometimes he likes to bottom.
Linux user is an incel.

/thread

stallman's body is bloat

>based and gnupill-
Oh my! Would you look at that ankle tattoo.

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>and kids

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RMS got some pussy (not really, since his face is shopped).

Oh I didn't care to look closely lol

The windows user has sex every week because he provides a stable home for his loving wife and children.
The mac user receives anal almost daily, he has a boyfriend who's a little rough at times but makes him feel wanted.
The linux user has "sex" with inanimate object shaped like japanese anime characters about ten times a day while hoping that eventually he'll pass as a woman.

How hard was it to get your Asian wife through immigration?

Windows user is betabux
Mac and Linux spitroast his wife
/thread

Suddenly...

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>meanwhile at dreamhack

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i fixed it

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>linux
>looking that good
you wish

What if i use all three? Does that mean i get all kinds of pussy or am i all kinds of gay or something in between? This is really confusing.

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None of them.
You're right, it was obvious!

None of the above, too much time on your hands = asexual

>commodore girl.jpg
>meanwhile at dreamhack

She's white. Anything else?

Windows, mac is a demipansexual xenokin

Sex is sinful

sinn sage. She's fat and gross now compared to that pic

>3d girls

Ewww..

>ankle

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>Windows
Marriage falling apart, alimony for life. Becomes functioning alcoholic, ropes himself eventually.
>Mac
Gay, everybody knows even the little kid with the balloon knows it. Adopts daugther with husband and lives some kind of a nice but meaningless life.
>Linux
Happy marriage to churchgoing wife, well behaved children (they need a little spanking every now and then). Has lots of male friends with which he works on a lot of projects.

The answer on who gets pussy is:
Whoever obsesses about what OS is superior.

Congratulations, a Swedish model is on her way over to your house RIGHT NOW to suck your dick.

>Building your own OS
Love with wife is so strong you don't even need to live with her, you send her youtube videos from your van and she communicates with you telepathically.

finally my shitposting on Jow Forums has paid off

>3DPD