You ARE investing in Apple, right user?
You ARE investing in Apple, right user?
Asher Wilson
Joseph Sullivan
that's very stupid
Nathan Allen
I went halfway through reading that before I burst into laughter.
Hunter Ross
>investing right before a crash
Noah Cook
>iPhone
>radio
Cheap $50 dollars android phones are better for this.
Christian Price
BUY HIGH SELL LOW
John Martinez
some lawyer actually had to write that and get it checked off up the chain. That batshit paragraph probably cost $1500 to write.
Sebastian Wright
Wut
Charles Torres
When some people are feeling down they call suicide hotlines. Others pop antidepressants. I check out nasdaq:aapl
Adrian Nguyen
Will I need a dongle for my hand crank?
Austin Young
apple will be fine because despite you retards hating them, normies like apple and will buy their shit
Jordan Richardson
Is the crisis inflation going to be so bad that iphones cost less monopoly money than food?
Anthony Gray
Nah. That ship has sailed. Investing in apple now would be like investing in them in the early 90's.
Luke Cooper
fucking hell this is some next level desperation
>buy this expensive phone, you can use it as a flashlight!
fuck me...
Michael Bennett
AND THE *SIREN*, user
YOU JUST IGNORING THE BIT WHERE IT WORKS LIKE A SIREN
>suspect the were having a seance to invoke The Spirit of Steve before producing this hogpish, and copious quantities of lysergic had been partaken. There's no other explanation, surely
Daniel Young
Ironically, iPhone disable fm radio in chip so that people would buy iTunes shit.
Elijah Jackson
>When some people are feeling down they call suicide hotlines. Others pop antidepressants. I check out nasdaq:aapl
Massive kek
10/10 post
Truly underrated
Parker Flores
Yeah but they haven't done what android did yet and be a computer in your pocket
Jackson Thomas
Lmao, this is actually true. I even download an app to view AAPL stock daily
Gabriel Evans
>IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FM RADIO
How can they even pretend to care about emergency preparedness when they removed the most useful feature for itune sales.
Nolan Thompson
>they can provide first aid instructions
IF you still have cellular access or are near a working wifi point.
There's literally nothing on that list a budget smartphone can't do.
Nathaniel Morales
>There's literally nothing on that list..
..$10-$20 in Home Depot and a first aid kit wouldn't do a thousand fucking times better, with the added bonus, it will keep on doing it, even when dropped, even in SHTF End Of Days. Can't help but think it all went wrong when applul built that giant circle.
Andrew Wright
How long would you even need to crank before that thing reaches adequate charge?
Holy shit, this is one of the most insane things I've ever read.
Jose Lopez
>Trusting an apple device, which is designed for failure, in a survival situation.