So why does America gets so much shit, while the U.K has fucking this

They can’t even make it look good either

acceptable

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Bongs are basically the same as you except they have accents that somewhat hide their stupidity. Everyone in Europe knows this.

Fug

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>American flag
>posts Australian burger

>hardly any meat
>mostly bread
They are just jelly

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That's why Monty Python is over-rated in the States

Damn, I want to eat all that, shit it out into an empty bath and just roll around in the green poo like a pig wallow.

>samosas
they are god's gift to mankind

Look up the calories in a large bag of chip shop chips and that's without any meat, sauce or sides.

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Because that will feed 20 in the U.K but one in 'Murica

That was harsh, Sergei

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>shit
>fucking this

you mean both are shit right ?

No differences between you guys beside the accent

kek

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Is that what the Jocks call a munchie box?

Based

Brits are the fattest in europe, its why we went for brexit to save the embarrassment.

It’s not even food

Because that's how you win a war pussy. You think IBS has any place on the battlefield? You think a black man could sustain that level of abuse? He'd be dead by 45. Yet look at the bong; 75 yrs old, two heart attacks, several bouts of pneumonia, type two diabetes, several broken bones and a few metal plates from ladventures in his youth, barely fook'n see but still doesn't bother with glasses and on and on. In fact the only thing bigger than his list of life threatening conditions is his will to live and his humour.

Your insults are like the intense and unrelenting 40° rays coming from the southern Mediterranean sun; fook'n luvley my son.

muslims will sell this shit but you wont find them eating it.

OMNOMNOMONOMONOMOMONOMONOMOONMONONONMOOMOMOMNNOONM

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Jello, whipped cream on the side
I'd like some ketchup on my fries...
And I won't be sorry, for breaking a fart
Well I'm just a, fat Brit, with a blocked up heart.

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I was at denny's nigga

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>mfw seeing this and I'm 3 days into a fast

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Yes nobody ever shits on British cuisine.

>bbb..buttt…. WHAT ABOUT THE U.K.! MAKE FUN OF THEM!

Brits aren't the ones walking around pretending they're White Amerimutt.

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Just stop fasting you fucking moron. What's next, you'll forcibly stop shitting so you can preserve all of your nutrients and die of sepsis?

Looks like mostly bread and cheese.

Phwaor, looks like a trip to Rishton is on the cards, wherever the fuck that is.

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You need to eat shit like this to survive here. If you pay the standard $100 for a steak you'll die because you don't have the fat stored to fight off the cold.

damn what the f why dont we have munchie boxes

I hope that's a family meal deal or something

I'm so hungry rn and that looks amazing
>inb4 famine

>two lemon wedges
Nice salad

Because in the US that's a single serving, in the UK this feeds two families.

You don't get high quality burgers in munchyboxes lad, you've got to go to places like the Grand Ponceatorium, Wyke, for gourmet 8 star stuff like what you speak of mista.

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British Bankrupt due to fatties brits lol

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You’re retarded

Hey, this food in my country (the country that created said food) looks a lot better than in other countries.
Show me how your fucking paella looks.
Muricans are at single digit IQ

it only has shit like that BECAUSE of the US.

isn't that super expensive?

What kind of asshole thought this was a good idea. Just fill the box with top right.

What the fuck I god save the queen now

No one wants your burnt rice, Spaniard.

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That's like for the whole week or something?

When you have smoked too much blunts...

can you even smoke pot in Europe besides in Netherlands

Weed needs to be systematically eradicated.

£20 bish mate, so about 15 to 20 minutes salary.

fpbp

>1st World Waste

Its called excess wealth and wasting it when you should be fucking having kids and spending money on feed and clothing them. It is the height of insanity to eat 6000 calories a day when you should be feeding 3 people with those fucking calories.

>Why point out America for shit that is everywhere
Why America gets shit is because America is more right-wing individualist politically so the leftest communist globalist media can use America's insanity to attack the right and individualism. Obviously, it doesn't play into there narrative when more lefty communal countries suffer the same exact problems.

Just imagine eating all that after a night of drinking and smoking weed. Also none of that is supposed to be eaten together. I see pizza, burgers, chinese food, chicken tenders, rice......what the hell is wrong with you brits

thanks for posting this

>price: £150 :^)

Britain is a slovenly nation, contrary to how your media portrays it. Britain is one big trough with all the fat piggies stuffing their uneducated faces with greasy heart attack food

Thanks for ruining my no fap!

That's not a complete meal for one. It needs to come with two liter bottle of diet soda and a small pan of brownies. Then it will be a good meal to last me through a night of Fallout 76.

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That's fucking disgusting. Enjoy being a fat pile of shit.

At least we have food and don’t survive off of vodka until we’re 56 then off ourselves when we realize the Great Russian Federation is a lie.

Ouch.

But keep booze aroud, right? Fuck off.

>survive until we’re 56

Yeah it's usually heart attack at 33 in muttland.

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diabetus in a box

here is someone who has clearly never watched man vs food
oii you got a licence for that frog mate?

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And our BBQ Ribs Are A1

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Maybe he's a breatharian you judgemental prick

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I'll give that one to you Vlad, well done.

THAT IS AMAZING. Hot DAMN I'm hungry now. That spread could seriously use salad and fruit desserts though, that shit is nasty to me without balance.

Challenge accepted

I chuckled
>munchyboxes
you people have the worst slang words, everything sounds like it's for two-year-olds

>A1 ribs
Eh? I'm not saying it'd be bad, but I don't think A1 is a good match for ribs. It's too strong. Works better with burger or steak (if you can't get high quality steak).

damn, uk bro tier

>Dipping pool, but douse fries with ketchup anyway because who the fuck has time for dipping

watching one mutt attack another is always so amusing

British culture is very ironic. GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU ORANGE MAN SLAVE

>has fucking this
What did they mean by this?

>ketchup
Ew, try mayonnaise unironically

You need a liscence to eat that in the UK

Try them mixed

Right there with you. 36hrs into a 72hr fast.

no, try lightly salted, i wanna taste the beer batter and lard

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Why is it all touching like that? Things can't be sorted to look nice there? Everything just goes in a box like a god damned pig trough when they bring it to you? Just throw it on the ground you gross fucks.

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Proper bants

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Because the world is jealous of us, while no one cares about how shitty the UK is.