ITT: We laugh at iToddlers

So sad. Cortana, play the world's smallest violin

old screenshot

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>y-you don't need a second button
Fucking macfags, I swear.

It's so good, Apple refuses to use it themselves.

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That site is fucking comedy gold

>why have 70 extra keys when you have a shift key
It's fucking right you know

lol

I don't understand what he's even trying to say.

>adobe
wew

Instead of right-click as people with two or three button mice do, Mac users who use Apple-designed mice have to hold a key (Control) on the keyboard while clicking their one mouse button.

Apple has never made a competent mouse.
The key mechanical interface for users on graphical displays, and Apple cannot manage to make something with form _and_ function.
That says how limited their "creativity" is when designing new features or killing off products.
The Mac will be dead within the next decade.

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ahhhhaha the delusion

lmao

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>a product that should be in 4k comes in 720p
[desire to know more intensifies]

How do you save a picture in a macfag browser if you can't rightclick on it? I genuinely have no idea.

That's wrong though, even the magic mouse has a right click zone.

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This is actually a thing. Just because the screen is 4k, doesn't mean the video stream is.
Yes, there are idiots who think a 4k screen automatically makes all of their content 4k.
No, they do not learn.

you click with two fingers on the trackpad instead of one

So this is what "Think Different" really means...

Kek

Based homosexual wojak poster

In a study of Americans ages 20-34, occupational therapists found that men younger than 30 have significantly weaker hand grips than their counterparts in 1985 did. The same was true of women ages 20-24, according to the study published online by the Journal of Hand Therapy a few months back.

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>people with office jobs have weaker hand muscles than manual laborers
WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>with my teeth
Crack heads

Are they not aware that most craft beers don't have twist tops? (I just assume itoddlers don't drink cheap domestic beers).

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Why would you get bottled beer?

>itoddlers

I've never done drugs other than weed two times in my while life. Fuck you.

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based

Because the alternative is cans, which are shit.

>opening beer with your teeth

How degenerate do you have to be to do this?

Because I'm so hipster that I only drink non-commercial craft beer, which only comes in generic brown bottles.

ITT: shills go and fetch supposedly stupid false flag comments made by other shills

Why are shit? Cool faster, easier to dispose of, no chance of dropping it and having 50 shards of glass on your kitchen floor.

I wouldn’t.

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>Why are shit?
Ogga booga.

they*
Missed a word, it's almost 1 in the morning.

>there are retards in this thread that have less intelligence than their own digestive tract that easily detects and sends poison straight to the liver

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Learn to proofread.

I wouldn't notice my typos proofreading this tired.

Then fuck off if you want to act like a retard.

>getting this upset over a missing word
Autism.

>getting this defensive over your own retardation
Faggot.

>saying I'm tired is defensive

Yes. It is a defensive maneuver known as deflection.

Deflect these nuts.

It's like I'm really on le Reddit.

you need both for entering female parts tho

there are actually a lot of people who do this

Can you not open a non-twist top with your hands?

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does he have to poo?