>poorfag >13 or so >have a phone and charging cable but it's short >won't reach bed from wall >have something very close to pic related >plug USB cable into tower >plug tower into power strip with nothing else in it >plug power strip into wall >no use for tower besides this >no monitor >no mouse or keyboard >only purpose is to charge phone while using it in bed then overnight >stay up writing incest porn on phone all night so that /b/ will actually pay attention to my erotica and I'll get replies, no interest in incest though
>charging cable too short >pull on it accidentally a little too hard >snap >my charging cable broke >can't be bothered to move to the shop and it's quite late >what i did have was a metric ton of audio cable and a soldering iron >take the cable to the workbench >fuck my sister
all in all i think i did good
Jonathan Gutierrez
I had a PC like that as a kid except I thought it was 533mhz
Matthew Martin
/b/tard
Dominic Scott
HP Pavilions were pretty popular in the mid 90s. We had a Windows 95 machine that came was a cool CD pack of software including sonic CD
probably the stuidest, least power efficient thing you could do you literally couldve moved your bed instead or bought a $3 extension cord. you probably lost more money running the tower for one night.
Ayden James
>Weird tech shit you've had to do. True fuckin story incoming >be me >fix computers and networks for a living >work with 3 other guys we have an office >we start getting contracts coming in >get about 10 companies paying us by the month >one day get a phone call >hello user company we need your help can you help sort out our windows server >sure thing potential client be there soon >get there and it's a night club. Ring doorbell >a guy opens the door, he has on a long black trenchcoat >he looks like an ex boxer with a flattened nose >he's got a face like an explosion in a brick yard >takes us to meet the boss >it's very grim, boss tells us we are going to work for free and >he wants his porn servers all up and running again after they crashed >tells us the guy who set up the servers is no longer able to speak or walk >get the servers up and running >get paid in cash on the spot >as we are about to leave the guy says " yo nobody leaves here without a dick shot >WTF.COM > guys you are4 techies - put your willys on the server and lets get a dick shot >I'd rather not >boss cracks knuckles - do you know who the fuck I am? >willies out -
Robert Nguyen
>Fuck up sudoers file on my raspberry pi >No usb keyboard to edit cmdline.txt to get into single user mode >Likewise no computer around with SD card slot to do it >Realise my Jolla has an SD card slot >Edit boot parameters, boot into single user mode, fix sudoers file, problem solved Nothing interesting but memorable to me.
Landon King
>stuidest are you hungarian?
Blake Sullivan
>it's very grim, boss tells us we are going to work for free and >get paid in cash on the spot Which is it?
Camden Barnes
When i lived with my mum I used to have a carpet under my computer desk to keep my feet warm. However, I used to cum on it and rub it in with my slippers. After the carpet turned yellow I got rid of it. I moved onto cumming into a plastic cup that I would keep inside my PC. Every time it started to get about half full I would empty it into the kitchen sink (my pc was in the dining room). One night I went to bash one out I opened to side of my pc and the cup had spilled. The bottom of my pc case had a layer of cum on it. Instead of cleaning it, I just left it. Eventually the smell got so bad from being heated up and cooled again I took the parts out and left the pc parts on the floor.
