Just installed a fresh copy of Windows

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!

Jesus fucking Christ, I've been using Linux distros since Vista/7 and have had some experience with 8... but wtf?
I knew I saw cancer ads and bloat on 8 but I always thought it was the manufactures fault of bloat and cancerware, but this is a fresh copy of Windows from the Microsoft website.

Wincucks explain yourself.

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also
>Fitbit Coach
Seriously??? Doesn't Windows cost like a $100+ bucks? Why the fuck does this have ads?

Use 7

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DEPRECATED

I really hope you didn't actually buy windows OP.

Windows 10 is literally the easiest Windows to pirate ever since MS has the tools to do it hosted right on their website.

>He fell for the windows jew

What did you expect from a market saturated by people who don't even know alternatives exist, much less use them. The W10 install CD could come with a 10 inch dildo that required to be sat on for the computer to boot and W10 would still gain market share.

>using an outdated version of an operating system because of advertising
why if I could just use Linux and get the experience I want?

Nah, I just downloaded without buying a key and entering it during installation

Good, it's unreal that MS puts ads and bloatawre in an OS you pay for.

That used to only be a problem with thirdparty PC manufactures.

this is why you don't get Win 10 Home retard

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>$100+ for an OS with aids
>$200+ for an OS who's HIV+

Uninstall them?

What's wrong with Microsoft Solitaire Collection?

>paying for non-commercial use

>install windows 7
>isos don't include USB3 drivers
>buy $5 chinkshit adapter to plug directly into motherboard for usb2.0
>spend an hour installing
>install antivirus as soon as possible because windows 7 is a bug filled pajeet tier OS
>spend 2-3 hours updating
>spend an hour installing drivers
>spend an hour installing software
>look for registry hacks from 10 years ago to stop auto-restarts
Vs
>install KUbuntu
>browse the internet while it installs
>install finished. Restart, takes less than a minute
>continue using your computer because kubuntu provides sane defaults

None of those are true. Kys

>win7 isos don't include USB3
>not true
The cope is too much

I think there are less than 100 people on Earth who've personally paid for a consumer version of Win10.

Pro has the same shit you ape.

Its been like 5 years, you're really surprised?

Imagine its competition being so bad or uninterested in desktop market that all this does not matter.

>he didn't use LTSC with KMS38
What's it like being retarded?

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It's available from MS. Integrate it, dumbass. Also every high-end platform has USB2 ports.

KEK this

I reinstalled Debian stable KDE yesterday. And?

So I don't see any ads, I do see people apps that come on every smartphone in existence however, so maybe that's what you mean

You're essentially mad that Windows pre installs popular normie shit because normies exist

Jump off a bridge

>inb4 shill

That's why you rrmaster the Win7 iso yourself. Bonus is that you can have it more up to date or remove bloat.
Here's one from me.
mega.nz/#!MFYAFIxB!8sYaIJKX3ZnLY0kaXbSZE5LU_7lwGFeVkxt07HGULck

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Just installed a fresh copy of GNU/Linux

God almighty, I've been using Linux on my router and had some experience with it... but wtf?

I knew GNU/Linux had this kind of bloat, but this is a ISO downloaded from a website.

Lincucks explain yourselves.

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I am forced to use 10 at work, I am actually thankful for this because it's cured me of my curiosity to try it at home.

this is why you get LTSC ;)

just uninstall if you lazy fuck

this is today's equivalent of solitaire, minesweeper and bantumi, yeah, every windows had bloatware

dolby acccess is bretty cool but you have to pay for it tho

Thank you, atleast someone here isn't a linux shill. Also uninstalling is as easy as pressing right click.

>setting up additional monitor for my mom's Win10 laptop
>the monitor is old as hell
>doesn't detected automatically
>had to update the display driver to get it to detect
>none of the available resolutions will display
>not even the minimum 800x600@60
>have to go into advanced options
>enable "show display modes that may not be compatible with your monitor"
>finally get the full list of display modes
>640x480@60 works fine
Why does Microsoft feel the need to hide shit from users if it's going to be fucking wrong anyway?

Windows has preinstalled simple games for normies since forever. The only difference is that now they are at the front of star menu, instead of hidden deeper.

just uninstall them you autist.

It does it on w10 Pro too

>Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-6950X CPU @ 3.00GHz 3.00 GHz
>Installed memory (RAM): 128 GB
>Windows 7

Classic shell asap.

I can't defend it but I can tell you how to get rid of it.
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/privacy/manage-connections-from-windows-operating-system-components-to-microsoft-services#bkmk-spotlight

Literally the only reason I use Windows is for games. Even Office is shit these days. So I use Windows 10 and use evey guide I can find to remove all the phone-home and advert crap. Works great except you have to redo it twice a year when they release an update.

Has anyone noticed that in Windows 10 every format you do is literally different?
Like I have formated 3 times from the time I got them, and for example one of those times I didn't get the HI screen at the start at all.
Which I know is what always happens in a fresh install.

The price of the license is included when you buy a consumer desktop or laptop. So yeah if you ever bought any computer with Windows on it, you paid for it, so did hundreds of millions of people.

Are you me?

>who've /personally/ paid for a consumer version of Win10
Besides that, OEMs pay dirt cheap prices.

>spend 2-3 hours updating
Haha look at this cuck

This Katyusha knows

>knows how to use Linux
>uses consumer versions of Windows instead of Enterprise/LTSC
You're kidding, right?

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> windows 7
> outdated

unironically is this a trap?

haha funny edited emoji meme lmaooo

I'd say so (pay attention to the jawline)

installing win 8 or win 10 you dun goof
xp win7 OSX or Linux

Welcome to the botnet, Pajeet

install classic shell cuck

Get-AppxPackage -allusers | Remove-AppxPackage

wow so hard

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>not using Windows 10 AME
Windows 10 AME and LTSC are the only decent versions of Windows.

ameliorated.info/

What is the problem here?

You have the option to jump right into crushing those candies and getting highscores and sharing this with your friends :). Also you can play the epic Royal Revolt 2, lemme guess you missed out on Royal Revolt 1 right? No worries, head on over to the Microsoft (TM) Appstore and try that out first :^).

Don't get me started on Cooking Fever - the burgers are to die for! :D Don't forget to link your game to your Facebook account to share your awards and achievements on the fly ;)

The following powershell command removes all bloat from all users
>Get-AppxPackage -allusers | Remove-AppxPackage

You will need to use the following command prompt lines to remove OneDrive
>taskkill /f /im OneDrive.exe
>%SystemRoot%\SysWOW64\OneDriveSetup.exe /uninstall
Then run GPedit.msc and navigate to Local Computer Policy -> Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> OneDrive and select Prevent the usage of OneDrive for file storage

After these steps are taken your computer is bloat free. I do this with all my new installs.

please explain

>ame
toppest of keks

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Its just a method of pirating windows coupled with a server edition of windows that has less preinstalled shit

look at those hands

>MS has the tools to do it hosted right on their website
Explain...

This is the reason I refuse to use windows.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks its completely outrageous.

Reminder that you can uninstall all that shit, and after a couple of weeks you'll still have retarded adverts for shit popping up in your start menu. Sure you can turn it off, but as default behaviour it's really bad.

>install windows 7
>isos don't include USB3 drivers
>buy $5 chinkshit adapter to plug directly into motherboard for usb2.0

>The current state of Jow Forums niggers
You do realize that you can just use a Win7 USB Installation tool from one of your mainboard manufacturers?
Why are people so fucking retarded?

>trap name

Think pre-installed crap is annoying? Wait until you see how the privacy settings come by default...

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Still not as bad as systemd

whats wrong with kms19 ?

he need to be passable to be a trap
he's just a guy

>not making a minimal install
It's almost as if you want all that bloat kek

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>download iso
>install iso to usb
>install intel usb3 drivers to the usb
>install and update in maybe an hour tops

I could buy that angle that if not for the fact that this shit installed itself some time AFTER I had already installed and set up the OS. AND WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

Well, it also does a lot of data collection without your permission.

GDPR says all that crap must be off by default. It isn't.

Linux is worse though.

>isos don't include USB3 drivers
>download USB3 driver
>flash iso with it
>install Service Roll-up, with every single update every released
>enjoy a fully working operating system that supports everything

vs

>deal with literal broken, bloated spyware that is 10
or
>suffer with broken loonix distro with no software whatsoever

How do i get the cute finnish men internet?

>bernie furry libtard garbage

Landon?

>proprietary software isn't as bad as open source software
Gnutards have gone full circle

what did he mean by that

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www.meatspin.com

my.mixtape.moe/zsrivh.pdf

The kind of shit that makes me want to when I build a new computer in a few months go to linux instead of going to 10 (I use 7)

...

that looks absolutely hideous

Most distros are crap, that's true.

This is why you don't get the cucked Home version. Get Pro, Edu, or Enterprise and GP Edit it. There are tons of 3rd party software to disable the extra crap, but you want to do all of this before you connect to the internet for the first time.

this but unironically.

that's just a straight up dude. nothing feminine there. you a gay.

>gnu/linux
Pretty sure Linux has no GUI. Maybe you installed a specific distro that includes.. some games? At least it doesn't have ads like Windows.

> explain yourself
Windows 10 is free if your data is worthless.

>Mom, cancel my meetings, windows update installed candy crush again!

>Tux Racer Extreme
Lmao

It really says something about the state of Windows if those are the only "decent" versions.

Media Creation Tool

I saw the writing on the wall with the attempted forced upgrade on my Win7 laptop and moved to Linux on all my comps except work laptop that uses Win7. Happened at a good time too haven't had problems finding games to play since Proton came out.

should've installed LTSC instead.