Jow Forumsiament: Sweet Life

JANNIE GETS A TASTE OF THE FINER THINGS
Stick with me Kid, this is just the beginning

REPRESENT YOURSELF! YOUR PEOPLE! YOU'RE BORED!

>If you'd like to play a part in deciding the future of our board come on down!
Get a trip, make or join a party (or go independent if you're a cuck), and let's get cracking.

>To do
Gather members of parliament
Form parties
Agree on a constitution
Start doing stuff

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polparliament.wikia.com/wiki/Constitution
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Reposting from This motion has already been started on the discord, so I'm starting it here too. This is being done as a show of good faith, in the interest of making this not crash and burn the moment we consider getting our foot out the door.
MOTION TO HOLD ALL VOTES ON Jow Forums, NEVER ON DISCORD, NOR ANY OTHER SITE.

A proposal to ban communist subversives flying a communist meme flag
Their only existence is to undermine unironically or ironically our glorious parliament with Marxist Leninist Bolshevik lies

I wonder how many people will actually migrate over.

Aye

SECONDED.

WE WANT OUR SEAT!

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aye
aye

Well its been going for hours and we switched boards twice

GAS THE JANNIES BOARD WAR NOW

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Thirded!

AYE

You have a seat
You just need two members for an official party
You got any friends

It's not an issue of migration. This isn't like what happened before. No alternatives are being created. People who post on sfw boards on Jow Forums will post on those boards on 4channel. People who post on nsfw boards on Jow Forums will continue to do so. People who posted on sfw and nsfw boards will use both sites.

Im talking about from the last thread to this one.

But if the mods on the sfw board feel empowered to crack down on board culture because they are noted fags that would be awful

My bad.

aye

>tfw got no frens
Any anti janny parties here? Ill move to a anti janny party

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Its built into the OP so almost everyone
But my party wants a constitution explicitly saying parliament is more powerful than them

I call for a vote one giving our working class Janitors a pay rise of 100%

All in Favor post Aye
All Opposed post Nay

AYE

I think it's safe to say that there's not going to be any objection to the motion to hold all voting here.

On a less important note:
Motion to use a smaller parliament image so that it doesn't look like we've got shitloads of empty seats.

Nay

Aye

aye, will cost us nothing

Aye

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Bump

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Nay
I call for a vote pegging capping mods salaries to be know more than ten times the average Janny salary

We shouldn't try to put that into the constitution without getting agreement from Hiroshimoot.

ITT: reddit

A constitution that you have 0 power to enforce, very nice.

You nailed it, mate!

Would you support article one being we have the authority to make laws over Jow Forums?
It would have no enforcement it just is the bedrock principle of a parliament

As the one footing the bill for these increasingly extravagant raises, I really must put my foot down here

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Aye

The nigger party stands with the mountain man on both issues

Nay

I propose to make it known in public education systems that black men were indeed kings and emperors.

Thank you

nay

why is this stickied

Motion to amend language to kangz and shit

How about more people join my party to fill it up

Upload a better template.

I hope you're trolling

To allow the people to interact with their government

The Honourable member has no trip code and will remove himself from the chamber.

The niggers are down for both

Seconded

Their used to be a better tool for the whole thing
The one I found was way worse than I remember

Yeah, he wants the data...fuck that.

[pending addition of Global-Fascism Party (1 seat)]

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I'd like to join the Stepchildren of Sargon party, we shall achieve the Skeptostate free of collectivists!

Can we get an updated pic of the parliment. Us niggas need to know we got ours

I will support the first article to be past after we get approval from Hiroshimoot being the supremacy of the parliament over mods and jannies.

Can ya blacks get a vote on changing our name from the insulting “negro party” to the nigger party. And also why we a white dot?!? We want to be the black dot!! Fuck those crackers who be black dot now

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So are we still having the same constitutional crisis from 2 years ago or what

Again th niggas are with mountain man! Our brotha from on high!

The By Myself Party demands their representation.

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Can you please update my name? Im the one that ends in FWg on the picture.

I vote against you will stay white.

this

Can I join imperial party?

Dont forget

The crisis of never agreeing on one sure
Maybe a bill of rights would be more fruitful
Fine I suppose we could organize a diplomacy mission

Did anyone save the one from earlier?

Yes and welcome

The image or the long ass one from wiki?

A constitution is being drafted, and we'll have a vote here on it at 16:00 UTC or so

I did, the new one isn't out yet. Waiting for more edits, need to reformat spreadsheet each time bc I'm doing it like a pleb.

The nigger party calls on the brothas in the national liberty and sovierty party to stand with us and vote to make us black! Talking to you mountain man and yo four votes

Is it true that hiroshimoot doesn't speak English? I can try drafting a petition for autonomy or something, but if he can't speak English, then I don't know how much good it will due unless someone can translate it.

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American Nationalist Party checking in.

Forming the mosleyite fascist party.

How many votes are the Negro party worth? 3/5?

Nice.

I was pushing hard for it one thread even changing to a constitutional party
Then jannies struck
I fully support this if it is understood that parliament and congress mean the same thing for our purposes

I can't speak for the rest of my party. I don't particularly like the idea another party to change colors, but then again none of us picked our colors.

Could you simply accept having your color be white because it's ironic, and therefore funny?

Oh understandable. Have a nice day.
Microsoft paint works better.
>google translate

missed that, added now.
image...this

...No but it is possible. I would rather use a different fraction
OR make it equal to a jannies wage

Agreed. Its a good start and also ancient lmao

Ayyye nigga

google translate is pretty shit, but I suppose that's always an option.

Ban all these namefags. Absolute slide thread trash that has nothing to do with anything. Play your gay games on discord.

GIMP but spreadsheet for data formatting
Actually not this one, background looked similar though

Says the kekistani memeflag, you're joking right?

Just to get fucking something as a foundation

This constitution is too vague, which is why we're working on a new one

Thank you good man. I'll do what I can to bathe this site in glory. Even at the cost of my own life.

We should ban memeflags if we get electable mods/jannies

Give me a second and I'll try to get an up to date version of the draft we've been working on

Choose the National Liberty and Sovereignty Party, its the right way to victory!

Hey, why are you using my name?

polparliament.wikia.com/wiki/Constitution

This is the more intricate stuff from the last time polparl actually functioned

We know it's a major adjustment for Jow Forums plebs. Going from Mob Rule to an Aristocracy, from All Anons to Larger than Life Personalities, from NYPA to you rolled triples and have been conscripted to the crypto-quarries. So we're making the process as transparent and above the board as possible.
Just get /comfy/ and know our board is in very capable hands.

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