There are two types of people

switch python and java with php and MAYBE you're right
also why the fuck are you censoring fag? You some kind of fag?

>F#
what

>and java
what?

fixed your shitty zoomer meme

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>PHP
>not an oldtimer language

lol scaredfag

>so many bommers ITT

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>plain js on the left
Interesting, this is totally true in my case.

>Literally any programming language being "Chad tier"

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What about typescript?

Literally using time of your life to post frustrations about being too much of a brainlet to program

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Where's Java?

>Vue frontend C# backend
I truly am the missing generation/link

swap php and python

Not worth learning.

>one of the most demanded languages in the enterprise sector
>Not worth learning.
this board really is full of retards

i wanted swift to be good but clearly apple doesn't know how to make a language

>Everyone in this industry at this point has recognized OO/Encapsulation was a bad idea.

no it's just too many people are javascript and python chuds whose idea of software engineering is cutting and pasting stuff from stackoverflow until it sort of works

>learning a pajeet tier enterprise BS language which will make you hate your life
>worth learning
only if you can't get any other dev job desu

t. fagfag

certainly not worth learning

you drank too much oracle semen

there is nothing wrong with Swift tho
but you hate your life anyway, user. I'd rather wipe my tears with Benjamins

>javascript fameworks and php on the fag side
are you going to write the server side part of a website with java or python?
disgusting

And I haven't really gotten into Kotlin yet, but I only heard good things about it.

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Kotlin makes Java not as shit for people already using Java. Even fucking Swift is better than both however.

>Swift
stopped the apple engineer

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PHP and Python need to be switched.

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There should be more sophisticated regulation.

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Chad tier:
Assembly

youtube.com/watch?v=JA96Fba-WHk

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It's still an ugly, slow, dated language.

No, encapsulation itself is a leaky construct. It CAN work if you design your whole system from the beginning but that's never the case. In fact, no OO language is purely OO unless you look at something like the original small talk. You have fucking objects HAVING to share information about its state and allowing other objects modify its state.
We have so many things around in modern software engineering to compensate for all this fucking bullshit; Agile, TDD, IOC, DI, etc.
This is fucking insanity. And I say this as a guy who usually recommends using Java for most projects. and I don't recommend it because I think OO is good, I do it because of the community and the wealth of good libraries and framework.

>dated language
It's lost the fad magick?

once you go React you never go back

SQL isn't a programming language, react/vue/angular are frameworks, and why you think vanilla JS is better than a framework is beyond me

A long time ago C was considered a newfag language

>It's still an ugly
Yeah I agree but verbosity is honestly a GOOD thing when you're working with a shit ton of people. I don't believe the fad in terseness nor "aesthetics" people are so fucking obsessed with. You're writing code not a fucking novel.
>slow
Compared to what? It's much faster than most of the other modern/popular languages used out there. Yeah system languages (C, Rust, C++, etc.) are faster but they have different use cases.
>dated language.
Java is still getting updated. Now they've even upped their release cycle, Java is getting interesting again.

In the bin, where I dropkicked it after seeing that printing something is

public class HelloWorld {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello, World");
}
}

>SQL isn't a programming language
Sure it is.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declarative_programming

>deciding upon a language after a fucking Hello World program
Try engineering a massive system with multiple teams working on it kiddo.

There weren't that many feral children and retarded half-men involved in computing "a long time ago". Terms like "newfag" comes from unmanaged, know-nothing teens.

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I'd rather hang myself.

kek I feel ya senpai. I always say, my software would be fucking perfect if we didn't have users fucking up and introducing bugs/variability in my system.

>new thing bad

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I currently use C, SQL, Go, PHP, HTML all for one project. They all have different uses. There is no perfect language for everything.

>java
>chad

kys

Fake news, you faggot.

>PHP is not on the chad side

PHP is easily the most chad language of them all. It doesn’t give a single fuck about anything except getting work done.

Boomers

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t. "That PHP guy" who shits up /wdg/

Kotlin is like a nice modern version of java, better in virtually every way

Seems weird you would love java and hate kotlin

My exact thoughts

SQL for retards
xBASE - ancent no sql from times when intel286 CPU serve huge corporations

>PHP is easily the most chad language of them all. It doesn’t give a single fuck about anything getting to work.

fixed it 4 ya

Fixed it for you.
JS, Scala and F# go to the right as well.

Forgot pic related like the boomer I am

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>python
>scala
>C#
>java
pajeet detected

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>There are two types of people
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_premise

I have gotten a temp ban for saying nigger on Jow Forums before. wouldn't surprise me someone got in trouble for saying fag.

nigger faggot

>Go
>Not chad

fag

fixed that for you

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fixed your gay nigger toucher chart

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Swift is basically just C++ if every variable was a shared_ptr, and with nice syntax around optional/exceptions.

candyass roodypoo

fixed

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based and redpilled

>be highschool 20 years ago
>first time introduction to programmering
>oldfartboomer wants us to learn visualbasic
>come away from it never wanting to touch programming ever again for the rest of my life

Working in IoT atm, my team design the boards and compile custom kernel. Currently writing C++ like C with classes and Javascript. Using a gorillion of C++ frameworks but only plain Javascript.

Hey you forgot to add Objective C had

nigger

>He still uses jquery

Python is for morons.
I use C and Rust. What are you going to do about it, brainlet?

>python
>java
>c++
>php
>good
Wtf senpai? C is passable though.

What do you program in Rust? I've been curious but I have no real use case for all that performance.

you think you're being smug and clever but you're not even right. the left side should truly be "things that people i like use" and the right should be "things that people i don't like use". it's not even about the things themselves anymore.

which isn't even entirely a dismissal. OP is right, people who use a lot of the stuff on the right are oftentimes insufferable faggots of the highest order. and is it really too crazy to think there's some kind of connection between them and the things they like, even if you can't totally explain it? i think OP is perfectly ok to want to avoid the shit he put in the right column.

Lisp transcends both.

Php & python should switch sides

Op & you are fagy fag faggots

>python
>C#
>C++
>Java
Fuck off with that trash.

Nigger faggot

Python is the most overrated zoomer bootcamp shit imaginable right now.

Fixed it, and removed the silly censoring. We are all adults here, OP.

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You'd be suprised how many website backends run on python

JS is for utter fagboats regardless of framework. Honestly writing js without frameworks actually makes you an even bigger faggot. Also python niggers should be shot

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Not a fan of Java anymore.

imagine being this afraid.

Found the nigger faggot

Just make a Chad C vs virgin rust pic already

>Java
>Python
>Scala
>C#
>JS

>Chad

Really makes you thingk