How many tech have you invented?

Imagine what they could have invented if they were men.

>here you go boris
>with this tent you will have all electricity needed
>no boris, you cannot eat electricity
>also no boris, the tent does not come with rechargeable batteries which you can sell, and you wouldnt afford to buyback used once either
>what do you mean boris? how does this not fix your problems as homeless man?

Go ahead faggot. Tell me why this would be something high on the wishlist of the homeless.
They could've passed it off as another one of those gimmick tents for camping but they just had to make it seem like it's something the homeless actually need and that it's specifically geared towards the homeless.

>presents solarpowered tent to homeless man
>huh?
>do you guys not have phones?

Or they can just build a road of solar panels, get greater profits if any, and not have to deal with the stink

Don't you like to see at night inside your room? Same concept, if its dark and raining they could stay inside and read a book/eat if they don't feel like sleeping

Also they could be giving them away or selling them for really cheap, don't homeless people still get welfare from the government in the US?

stovetops

>the homeless
the stereotype in your head is wrong

also, there's no real reason to glue a solar panel onto a tent and call it an invention, the whole point of this thread really

slapping two existing things together is not "inventing" things user, how hard you like it to be

Whats the name user

I too enjoy chiru.no

snacks, please.

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Homeless people have phones lol.

Holy shit yeah wtf do homeless peopme do with fucking power?

The solar panels are not for homeless people. They just use homeless people's tents to put solar panels on it to sell the power.

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california should build internment camps for the homeless on the outskirts of cities and take all the human filth there

This makes sense. How is it going to charge at night? They can't leave it up during the day because it'll get stolen.

don't these cuckholds realize that they are perpetuating sexism whenever they say "woman did x, girl did y, first girl abc"? It implies that they got there through affirmative action or some sort of bullshit, not through hard work and dedication.
I hate modern society.

Ubuntu

>Sir, this is a restricted area; we have a no-tent zone here.
>Gets a ticket

Well, believe it or not, some even have computers nowadays

>if your homeless, just like, buy a solar powered tent underscore divx dot avi
yup

>t.underage
Still didn't properly answer why the fuck the homeless would be lining up to buy this shit. Do you faggots honestly think the homeless would waste money on a fucking tent with solar panels? Or that they even want something like this? Fucking autists, I swear...

>goes to public library
>uses free power outlet

The only practical benefit this 'invention' has is that it may power portable stovetops.

A long, long time ago, i created a way to make normal map work on a Voodoo 3 videocard.
The trick was to reduce the normal map to 256 colors, and then process the normals of the palette instead of the picture.
It was a bit grainy, but on close up you could make it better by adding an offset to the normal maps and "blur" it that way.

There is no real benefit to this 'invention'. A solar-powered tent would be much more expensive than a simple tent and a battery-powered cooktop (which can be charged in public community buildings for free).

>>solar powered tent for the homeless
>What the fuck are the homeless going to do with "power"? Charge their iphone and mac?
>How will the homeless even get their hands on this shit let alone manage it and maintain it?
>Peak (((female))) innovation right here.
No you male, the homeless can pull themselves up by their own solar powered tent straps.

A peak kilowatt solar requires at least 10 squaremeter of decent efficient cells, good angle, no dirt and clear air
Youre better off with butan

>Not inventing a new computer
Weak

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>t.underage
t.underage

Which is why they'd be better of with a regular portable stove-top (an electric rechargable one)

They don't give tents away for free even without solar panels so I doubt they would give ones with them

kek

>Which is why they'd be better of with a regular portable stove-top (an electric rechargable one)
These are the same dumb bints that redesign the Webmail interface every 3 months for no fucking reason

Actually, yes.
Many homeless do have jobs, but they don’t have enough for both rent *and* food. They can afford a cheap phone, but still need to find a way to charge it. Or even if it’s not enough to charge a phone, at least power some led lights.

>solar power
>if there's no light
>just add expensive and potentially dangerous batteries
The GravityLight exists for a reason, and it isn't made out of expensive, high tech and fragile materials.

...

All American billionaire invents wall to solve homeless problem, by deporting illegals.

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>Many homeless do have jobs
Those people mostly charge their shit at their workplace or at public places and have enough sense to not waste money on shit like this. Being homeless isn't the same as going camping for a few weeks.
>but they don’t have enough for both rent *and* food
And somehow they have enough money for gimmicky shit like this? And "led lights"? Fuck off. You have no idea how these people live.

that tent will last all of 5 minutes before being sold for heroin money

Kinda, kinda.
Mexico get fucked a lot more by the drug/human traffickers than the US does.
Their country is FULL of bad elements wanting to use their country as a stopgap to enter America illegally.
Which means that the orange makeup, the blonde wig, the weird way to speak, they're all part of a plan.
The mexican plan.
As soon the wall is ready, Trump will drop the english, get his sombrero, and reveal that he's actually Ronaldo Campo, there to make mexico great again.

SOLAR HOMELESSWAY!
Its power efficient, it generates electricity back to the network! it solves poverty! and the tents are so durable, they double as a roadway!

I invented a seatbelt that has two clips on either end, and is loosened/tightened through the middle.This makes it easier to adjust and to free people caught in serious accidents if the clip by the seat isn't accessible.

It has two clips, one on either end, I mean.

Cool invent shit for people who can't pay for anything.

WOMAN ARE AMAZING!

But it makes me look like a good person! Please give me social credit!

Linigs

You fucker know the homeless jack off using third hand porn on their garbage bin laptop/phone right? At least with a tent they aren't jacking off right at the public charging station

all of them

>stick a thing on another thing
>it's an invention!

>all female
i don't care, let me see the god damn thing

gunoo slash loonix

A few, but I don't talk about them, because they aren't patented yet. Learned my fucking lesson.

>They don't have enough to pay for rent and food, AND their insatiable drug addiction
ftfy

I invented ur mom lol

>Combine pre-existing tech into something slightly new.
>Invent.

Homeless men cant afford it

udindu

It'ss not even slightly new either. Unless you mean the concept of giving these to bums on the street

I wrote code to easily track the movement and loaded status of semitrailers for a shit company where I worked as a spotter moving said trailers around a warehouse, because the inefficiency of "yell into the radio and hope somebody writes it down" irked the fuck out of me.
as far as I know they still use it.

>solar powered tent
So what part of the tent is powered?

same

I wrote a program that scans military IDs and shows if the person is authorized to eat, or not at a certain time.(pull a data from another program showing if they work 0600-1800 or 1800-0600.

I was bored on deployment and the line to eat would take over an hour and the apparent reason was people were getting in line again for another meal/waking up for the 0000 meal.

I compiled 2 weeks of data and it was revealed that Navy Chefs were just trash.

Got rid of the program

The Navy now uses it to scan in/out people from the ship as an accountability tool in foreign ports. It replaced PASCAC.

Pretty gay

Finally a safe space for Diablo Immortal players.

20 Microsagans worth

Pretty cool user.

if homeless people have phones, how do they pay the cost of having a functioning 3G/4G and phone services innit?

>100 homeless given a free solar-powered tent sell solar-powered tent for a bottle of olde english 800

the zipper

the child did nothing wrong the journalist is a moron though

You set up a NGO and bribe a politician to buy them.

>why the fuck the homeless would be lining up to buy this shit
are you 15 to not know how this shit works? goverment will take your tax money and buy these overpriced tents for homeless, you pay, not the homeless, then politicians get some monies from making a good deal for tent company

i imagine your tent will be stolen if people know it's solar powered

you're out doing wage slavery and you come back and your tent is stolen. what a terrible idea!

i could probably create a house with plywood and 2 by 4s(all you have to do is create a giant box) and it will cost less than a lot of these tents

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this is how smart homeless people live

That's actually some dystopian shit right there.

Power efficient lighting, like low power LEDs. Couple this with a way to store a charge (no idea how expensive this would be) and you can charge your shitty phone, turn on a cheap overhead LED lamp.

Probably nowhere near enough power, but maybe some very, very basic form of weak heating.

Why the fuck would you make a road out of solar panels?

put a layer of bullet proof glass over them

It's still a stupid idea, no matter how durable it is.

>put a solar panels on a tent
>wow I invented a solar tent
Ok.

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if this glass bridge can hold a car i am pretty sure it can be done

It's not about durability. It's not about strength. It's just stupid.

so basicly she slapped flexible solar panels on a tent and called it an invention

Good goy, give the energy company all your monies

>solar powered tent
Sounds like a logistical nightmare.
What you want is a black tent with variable isolation and a waterproof solar rechargeable hot plate, at most.
Had a good chuckle.

Linux for Niggers

Explain to me why solar roadways are a good idea.

Donelio Trompos

Charge their phones. You can buy cheap smartphone from walmart for

>make a solar roadway
>90% of the time is not getting energy because cars are on top of the panels
>the panels lay flat, having very low efficiency either way

Solar roadways are just snake oil.

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