Japanese site

>japanese site
>it looks and feels like something straight out of the 90's
Why are they like this?

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Because they understand that computing was better in the 90s.

>implemented in PHP --- the web technology of the late 90s/early 2000s
That's why

He is talking about design

>silicon valley website
>60 mbs of javascript
>laggy animations and drop down menus
>horrific and malicious advs
>unresponsive on hardware more than a year old

>ripped off from 2channel in 2005 by a 15 year weeaboo who didn't know how to code or do CSS/HTML
>surprised it looks like it's from 2005

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Because it save bandwidth and it's supremely compatible.
Super fast.

>unresponsive on hardware more than a year old
just buy the latest iphone every year xDDDD

This, the website werks perfectly and contains minimal bloat.

Most of them don't work though. They look like shit and have a lot of really shitty design practices

Just because it's a different type of bad from what you're used to doesn't make it any less bad

>straight out of the 90s
I don't see this as a bad thing user also:

animayell dot com

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Oh, I thought he was talking about 4chinnel.
I'm a zoomer, but I'm done with how bloated and slow """modern""" websites are.

fuck, that's a good web design

agreed. speed and function over looks is my philosophy.

Their websites are confusing clusterfucks.

Wtf? Did he get plastic surgery? I have a hard time believing that the fat underneath his jaw just vanishing without corrective surgery in 2 years

>load into modern site
>bot chat program in right corner that pops up as soon as you idle
>infinite page lengths that chain "related" articles together
>vital information is squashed and segmented to allow for ads
>1 or 2 video players that play muted no matter what
>slow and unnecessary animations on menus and buttons
>detects your screen size and automatically but incorrectly switches to their terrible mobile view
>assaulted with pop-up boxes offering a subscription or discount for a subscription
>have to pass a mandatory ad page to access their site

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You may not like it, but that's what peak site performance looks like.

how do Jow Forumsentoomen design their websites? Mine is just a plain background with some links on the left. If screen width is mobile-like, the links get shifted to the top. Nothing about the material presented (or the links themselves) actually changes.

the japanese are used to fitting lots of stuff into small amounts of spaces. They end up getting used to the cluttered mess aesthetically and it translates into their web design.

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Judging by this thread, like this:
homestarrunner.com/mywedpage.html

Japanese sites ARE awful clusterfucks and any one who disagrees is just being edgy "hurr have to argue against whatever op said"

Here's a vacuum cleaner on Rakuten

item.rakuten.co.jp/dondon/sjk-001/

Find the purchase button.

This doesn't look like a 90s site at all.

>being this dumb to not know that this site is an american copy of a japanese site from the 90s.
You're dumb op

>a broke weeb who could barely afford to run this shitty site getting plastic surgery at 17.

Jow Forums evolved. Futaba did not.

It's what real usability is. Not the modern one where every site is heavy and overdesigned while being oversimplified for normies.

There should be a level of usability that if you can't use, you have no right on the internet and even less the right for making the sites worse everyone else so they are simple for normies.

You forgot:
>massive THIS WEBSITE USES COOKIES
>microscopic "Privacy settings" button

man I do love that timeless japanese website aesthetic

ascii2d.net/recently
skyrim.jpn.org/uploader.php

omfgdogs.com/

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I found the "add to cart" button in 2 secs. However, I can read moonrunes.

>finally get a new hardware
>no more youtube being laggy trash reminding me of windows explrorer in the early 2000
>actually not much of a difference
aren't those bigger websites like youtube or twitch like 200MB? what the fuck is wrong with webdev

Lmao the page source with node bloat n shit

>Moot is David Bowie
Excuse me what the fuck

Nips value efficiency over memes and lies. They're into doing stuff, not looking cool.

So kind of like 4chinz?

Puberty works better on some people than others

Most Japs still use flip phones. They aren't exactly a forward thinking people.

>based and not bloated

I download fastcopy twice a day to enjoy this comfy computing style.
Send help.

Based Japan.

>Most Japs still use flip phones. They aren't exactly a forward thinking people.

They are, you are just too stupid to understand it.

melonbooks is a disgrace

That's because they're only smartphones options are either Sony or Apple, they'll never use Korean or Chink shit

they unironically use internet explorer

This is bullshit, at least with anyone under 40.

They're actually massive iFags.

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My 2013 computer runs websites fine.

>I have a hard time believing that the fat underneath his jaw
It's called a healthy diet and regularly exercising, you fat american fuck. How american do you have to be in order to believe that weight can only be lost through surgery?

Cause japan is stuck in the 90's which was their golden age. It's kinda sad but also very nostalgic

say what you want but if it works it works

>Why are they like this?

you post on a site that is a direct copy of one of those sites so you tell us.

stop being poor and living in the past lol modern demandikng websites demand modern hardware

current Jow Forums is nothing like futaba

also >implying Jow Forums isn't shit

t. starbucks drinking "web artisan" writing the next great electron app

>current Jow Forums is nothing like futaba

they're 99% the same retard.

>zoom in on a page
>mobile version kicks in

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If Jow Forums is indicative of anything there’s no problem because they buy the newest Shitdroid Chinkphone every year.

This was true like 10 years ago.

This.W.T. Snacks didn't just jack off to cp all day whilst developing Yotsuba