Is working in a place like this a dream for you?

>his job doesn't have a bouncy play area
Lmao what do you guys even do during work?

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>lmao what do you guys even do during work
Work. Now get your lazy ass out of that bouncy castle and do something productive for once.

This is my ideal workplace.

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When I was a teen, I thought that shit looked cool as hell. Now that I’m an adult, I think it looks like a.. extrovert autist pen.

I would rather work in a fucking cellar than in such a noisy bullshitty place. And the company behind such a bullshit workplace is surely (((not very right wing))).

If you want to impress me, give me trees and serenity. Controlable temp and humidity and light. Let me work at a desk in a controlled zen garden, and I might accept the pay decrease.

Id much rather work from my cozy home, have a cup of tea..

Reeks of nonproductive females and socialism. Can i have a cabin in the woods instead? I promise Im not the unibomber.

More like hell. That's why I'm seriously considering building my own company. And every day those "people" force me to consider it even more seriously.

Why the fuck would anyone want to work in such a place? Why spend day after day staring at a laptop display uncomfortably situated on your lap like swiping away at a shitty ass mousepad when the clear choice for productivity and comfort would be a desk with a nice chair, large displays so you don't fuck up your eyes, and a real keyboard and mouse?

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drinking lots of onions to become a flaming faggot

If that was my company I would fire the idiot who bought all that shit.

I can't believe these companies fleece investors for 100s of millions of dollars and then go and drop half of it on children's playground equipment.

we have 4 arcades at my job, a ping pong table and airhokey
only IT faggots use them

>Boss buys a foosball table
>None has the time to ever fucking use it.

But it's still not as bad as my previous employer (big international corporation).
>Open floor plan office
>80 people on the same floor
>too few chairs for everyone

After six months I wanted to hang myself...

I don't think I'd use it very often but I think experiments are necessary. The way we work currently is really unhealthy.
I'd prefer the following:
- Decrease the amount of time I'm expected to be in the office sitting on my computer.
- Offer gym memberships and healthy food at work.
The ideal is a group of healthy employees who are expected to sit down for maybe 3 periods of 2 hours each day and do exceptional work.

That cramped, cold garbage? Lolno. just put me next to a heater vent with a heavy blanket and I'm set lole

No. I want to work in a library inside a monastery stuffed with 50ft bookcases filled with ancient books. I want candlelit desks and Gregorian chants echoing the whole day. I want stained glass windows and crucifixes hanging from marble pillars. And artwork dedicated to Jesus Christ our Lord.

DEUS VULT

>hot seating

>I would rather work in a fucking cellar than in such a noisy bullshitty place. And the company behind such a bullshit workplace is surely (((not very right wing))).

This is a great point. One of the main reasons workplaces are so soulless is the stifling political correctness. Trannies yay, white men nay, diversity yes! Unbearable. If I could spend breaks shit talking about pussy and making racist jokes it would be a lot more fun.

Yes the 90s style office is depressing as fuck, but come one we don't need to go this far. There's got to be a better middle ground between "jail cell" and "daycare"

My ideal workplace would have lots of foliage and nice big windows with a good view of some nature and sun. Nice neutral earthy colours too, not this playground tier nonsense

Good taste, user. This and lightweight separators on desks to delineate space instead of being fully open-space, but not fully create a closed environment, I think is best.

> (((not very right wing))).
what

I prefer cubes with 5' walls. I can't stand it when someone peeks over those short walls to look at me and what I'm doing. Let me work in peace. Plus, I can play a lil music out loud and not in headphones.

>he doesn't have a bouncy office

How's it going luke

get a blue collar job then pussy, it's like that all the time. get a cushy job work with cushy people

I would unironically love this

Sorry, all you're getting is a wooden stoop in a cellar and a single candle that must last you the month.

Too late. Got 3 kids to support, can't begin at the bottom again.

I am the one who can't play the drums but wails on that kit like a deaf kid with down syndrome having a seizure whenever possible just to piss off my fucking coworkers

>If you want to impress me, give me trees and serenity. Controlable temp and humidity and light. Let me work at a desk in a controlled zen garden

That sounds brilliant I'd even go so far as to add those noise absorber things on the wall with the only sound being a small waterfall

No thanks, my posture and circulation are bad enough as is.

That would get maddening eventually. You need to regularly socialize or you're going to end up suicidal

you go socialize to the pub not in work

The happiest days of my life were when I hikkineeted for 6 months straight.

I get that, but being so isolated for hours on end isn't very healthy. Light socialization keeps you sane

If you do that for long enough it starts catching up with you. I did that shit for two years, and by the end of it I felt genuinely horribly depressed

I did it for 6 years at my old job. Greatest job I've had of my life. Anybody wants to talk they have to get up and come over to you or you go to them. Shoot the shit in the hallways or in the parking lot on the way in or out. Grab a bite to eat for breakfast or lunch in the cafeteria and kick it with my coworkers or we would go out to lunch together and we'd come back hammered. After work grab a quick drink with the crew on the way home.

There was plenty of time to socialize and being salaried made it even sweeter 'cause we never had to worry about punching a clock for lunch or breaks. But having that sense of solitude when I was sitting at my desk was priceless.

>thinking a half-wall makes it okay to play your music out loud
What is your fucking problem?

who said loud? A decent volume that can't really be heard outside of the cube. A well made 5' wall also dampens sounds coming from within the cubicle itself.

Looks infantile as fuck

I've been working under your mom in at a place like this

Your post is sophomoric as fuck.

This so much. I finally have my own office and I can get so much fucking work done it's great.

Gotta get the creative juices flowing bro

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more blood flows to the brain that way

newsflash, faggot. It can be heard and you are an ass.

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No, I really can't scrotum neck. I always check my sound level to make sure it can't be heard.

>too few chairs for everyone
>After six months
Ahaha, did noone call them out on that prank the whole time?

>tfw the daycare office meme is real

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"Enter the pod: a small, self-contained, soundproofed, modular space designed for privacy and concentration for one or two people. Workers can pop into pods for calls, quick in-person or virtual meetings, or distraction-free sessions of solo productivity."
robinpowered.com/blog/the-state-of-the-office-pods/
Jfc

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That actually sounds like a really good idea

We actually have smaller 1 person pod like things like these that are much more plain look but they're nice and incredibly quiet inside.

I don't care about this. I like how our office looks. I just wish there were more full walls now and then to cut the travel of noise.

Why not just make offices; it's the adult version of the same thing why does it have to look like a fucking childs helicopter ride.

Hotboxing a Google pod would be a good prank video

>working out in the hot sun getting paid peanuts
>do your back in and out of work for life because you have no other qualifications

no thanks