In line for burger

>in line for burger
>see this
Wat do?

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Kidnap and hold to ransom.

Be a prick and photograph the guy waiting in line for a burger and violate his privacy by uploading it to the internet because apparently that's the thing to do these days.

Ignore and continue installing gentoo

dude's in public, there's no expectation of privacy
nothing as he's not a celeb that I'd geek out over. now if he was a famous architect or philosopher that's a different story.

smash a pie in his face

youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

Steal car and wallet.
Ditch both in Tim Cook's driveway.

I wouldnt recognize him, he looks like any other old dude.

Sup bill

YO BIIIILLAAAAAYYYYY!
MAH NIGGA! WADDUP FOO?
YO FO REAL DUDE LOVIN' DA 10
YO DIS NIGGA BURGER ON ME
WHAAAATTT!

youtu.be/7-5OKvVb9ec

hire him as a internet CEO for my startup

Fistpump that nigga

Oi Bill can I have some money cunt cheers

keked

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Hey Bill mate, how're ya going cunt?
Sorted out that malaria shit yet mate?

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Wow, the guy who put a universal backdoor in his OS gets his privacy violated.

The ANZACs would be mortified to hear the way you speak, mainlander.

the fuck you on about cunt? am I gettin a lecture from some Tassie fuckwit?

You're a disgusting continental. Get off these islands.

I think I know where this picture was taken

>continental
>fucking inbred tassie cunts havin the audacity to shitpost in my thread
NOT TODAY MATE

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You wogs have disgraced Australia's heritage long enough. Say the C word once more and the mainland is going down.

The perfect crime.

Hold cardboard sign reading “Will code C# for food”

>when an inbred cunt from a joke of an island has size envy

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Not size envy. Disgust at the fact that the mainland is so pathetic. Foul language, continental Europeans allowed to live among the superior men and women of the British Isles, non-Europeans allowed to live, Aborigines were never wiped out due to mainlander incompetence, disrespect to the ANZACs and colonial soldiers who preceded them, spreading filth on television and radio, kowtowing to minority groups. You are a wretched lot.

Doin a fine job keeping that lineage alive by rooting your family members
Remind me again of the wonderful accomplishments of Tasmania? Oh right, having more than one tooth

Yell "FIX WINDOWS 10" and go away.

>le botnet meme XD

We killed all of our abos, unlike you pathetic, soft cowards.

get behind him and whisper on his ear
>linux is better

holy fucking shit, is that at Dick's?

ask him for job

I'd ask him about the early days back when he and Paul Allen were working on Altair BASIC and bitching about the Homebrew Computer Club.

stand behind him and whisper "the year of linux on the desktoooop"

To which he replies:
>Linux is just a kernel

I CC at every moment and I assure you that if I actually saw Bill Gates in real life I would try my best to end his life. Think about how many ordinary people all these tyrants pass by every day and they all blow their chance to make a mark on history.

>Hey, anyone ever tell you that you look like Bill Gates? I wonder what he's up to these days?

Boom. Ice broken.

"Install gentoo"

The guy in line does that for a living kiddo

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Kill him for RMS and Linux!
You do know that your ancestors were convicts right? so stow the superiority complex ya bogan.
You're right about the abos, they need to go back to africa or be eliminated.
You forgot about Monopolizing new PC's with their shitty OS.
HEH.

>You forgot about Monopolizing new PC's with their shitty OS.
What was so shitty about MS-DOS? Or are you talking about Windows? There were plenty of competing GUIs up until Windows 95 and even then you could always opt for something like OS/2 instead.

>You do know that your ancestors were convicts right?
Then why do you continentals want to come to Australia so badly? If you want to come here so much then you must accept that the country we built far exceeds anything your people were ever capable of. You must acknowledge that we are the superior people if you want to live in OUR country. Otherwise you wouldn't have so cowardly abandoned your own people for the mere opportunity to grovel at our feet for the chance to seek shelter in the country we built. Say thank you. Tell use how much better OUR PEOPLE are than yours. Admit that your people could NEVER EVER build something as great as we can. Tell us why you abandoned your own people in favour of being a second class citizen among your superiors.

I wish Microsoft and Gates would respect my privacy

>internally think "oh cool it's bill gates"
Why do people sperg out when they see public figures? Yes they are real people. You've seen them a thousand times before
Kek. Scratch all that, I'm going to shill him FOSS

I would invite him a beer for triggering so many freetards/Mactoddlers

kek
honestly probably this if I'm tired

Windowz, I ran OS/warp.
My people wern't forced to leave in shackles, that's the difference.
I wouldn't wanna live down unda with the killer crocs, snakes, and spiders.
Too late.

buy my fucking burger what the fuck am I supposed to do
guy probably just wants to have a normal night out

>My people wern't forced to leave in shackles, that's the difference
Then don't try to come here. But plenty of your people have accepted our superiority, so obviously some of you are the grovelling kind.

blacks are cool slaves

who's the guy above kaczynski?

Superiority lol, this from a society that gave us 3 crocodile dundee movies and the crocodile hunter.
I never said I wanted to go there, I might wanna visit but not move there ya wanker.
Yep, they make great cotton pickers.

I took a selfie with rms; I wouldn't even give a fuck about this old fuck.
Maybe give him a pie in the face.

>He doesn't see the 4 cyborg ninjas in stealth camo.

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>Superiority lol, this from a society that gave us 3 crocodile dundee movies and the crocodile hunter.
Then don't come here if you don't think so. But your countrymen have begged so for the chance to live on their knees under our superior glow.
> I might wanna visit but not move there ya wanker.
>wanna
This is silly.

>yo mate woot the fook did you say about me
>you are a disgrace to or people fookin mainland
I don't actually know what the fuck you guys are talking but this is all I hear

Tell him Satella is the best thing that happened to Microsoft since forever.

knife.

My countrymen are Irish, and came to america in the 20th century.
We freed ourselves from the rule of the limeys, while you're still their subjects.
Would want to be better?

How's your toilet thing going? Then we start discussing shit while he's eating.

Ask if he can give me a job at MS

You know he has bodyguards waiting in the distance!

Oh, you're an Amerimutt. That's funny. I almost thought you were human.
>We freed ourselves from the rule of the limeys
Such a silly thing to call us. You didn't free yourselves, you were freed by the French and the Spanish.
>while you're still their subjects.
We are proudly subjects of the crown. That is a good thing. You are the subjects of Israel.
>Would want to be better?
I don't speak Spanish, el mutto.

get in line, fucking burgers have to be good.

Says the aussie; how are those counter-clockwise toilets and freak animals?
No they bought land from the french and spanish; the french have never won a war and never will.
Nope, we just protect them and the other crown worshipers the canooks.
Is "want-to" better than "wanna"?

>how are those counter-clockwise toilets
What? We don't have those giant toilets like you.
>and freak animals
You mean marsupials?
>No they bought land from the french and spanish; the french have never won a war and never will.
American education at work. You mutts really believe that you defeated the Queen's army? The French and Spanish did all the fighting for you and even trained your soldiers while giving your political elite refuge.
>Nope, we just protect them
They own you.
>Is "want-to" better than "wanna"?
No. "Want to" does not necessitate a hyphen. Wanna is a nonsense word.

Reach up his asshole and delete system32

Oh god those shoes. Just why.

The water goes counter clockwise south of the equator, look up the Coriolis Effect.
Freak of nature only found down unda.
Yes they did, but like I said my family came over in the 20th century.
LOL ok, go shag a sheep with your kiwi neighbors.

>The water goes counter clockwise south of the equator, look up the Coriolis Effect.
I am not concerned. I have never cared to inspect my bowel movements, the likelihood of diagnosing a disease is much smaller in us than your kind.
>Freak of nature only found down unda.
Define "down unda".
>Yes they did, but like I said my family came over in the 20th century.
Cowards. Abandoning your own kind. How pathetic.
>LOL ok, go shag a sheep with your kiwi neighbors.
You are a grotesque mutt.

>a kernel that works as intented

Stay in line and buy burger. Bring it home and eat it.

You probably have dropbear disease.
Where that's not a knife, this is a knife.
No, just on the wrong side of a war against your precious brits.
Go root a roo.

>You probably have dropbear disease.
I don't keep up with yankee memes, sorry.
>Where that's not a knife, this is a knife.
Vague at best.
>No, just on the wrong side of a war against your precious brits.
So you fled? That is cowardice.
>Go root a roo.
Good one, mutt. Your ancestors clearly couldn't resist the chimps that reside in your cities.

You should know what a dropbear is.
This should be obvious.
No my parents did, considered terrorists for fighting to reunite Ireland.
No my family don't have relations with the equivelent of those petrol huffing abos you've got.

>You should know what a dropbear is.
I am not aware.
>This should be obvious.
It isn't.
>No my parents did, considered terrorists for fighting to reunite Ireland.
So your parents are the cowards who fled with their tails between their legs? Such cowardice leaves such a stain on you lineage. No wonder you seek to darken your blood so.
>No my family don't have relations with the equivelent of those petrol huffing abos you've got.
All yankees like to claim that THEY are the ones who do not lay with beasts. Why should I believe you?

HEY BILLY BOY
>*PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT*
WHAT A QUITE *INHALES* RANCID DAY IT IS TODAY

Take an autograph and return Windows 98 copy

oooh edgy son, keep it up! Soon you'll be cooler AND more intelligent than the other 14 year olds around yuou

Yeah and all the thylacines ya slack cunts.

make him eat the curb

I hope this pic isn't ironic.

His manifesto is unironically based AND redpilled

>FREE BURGERS FOR EVERYONE?
>THANK YOU MR GATES!

And make sure there's at least 3 niggers nearby to seal the deal

They were pests and deserved to die.

pee on my feet because thats what i do when i step on a jellyfish

Yep, was just at the same one earlier today actually.

You're never too rich for a burger.

Bill gates TV series ala curb your enthusiasm when?

>block line
>ask for $150 to unblock
>unblock the line but he has to look at ads
>put signs everywhere saying "He paid to see ads in his line"

Great poem cunt

>expect a fun comedy thread
>instead greeted by some 32% abos arguing over who is more white
End yourself daft cunts.

pull his pants down and put his old dick in your thirsty mouth and watch him piss by reaction

Stab stabbity Stab Stab Stab.

For real, though, I'd ask him (if he's okay with it) what's his opinion on the whole "Windows Linux" Situation.

"hey, I use Arch"