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Any other Samshit owners enjoying the new One UI over stock?

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Anyone ever used samsung's trade-in thing? Will i get a decent discount on an S9+ if i trade in my old S4?

Carphone Warehouse lists the S4 as being worth £7 trade in. I doubt you'll get much more using Samsung's program.

Lads, I just bought an s9 for 440, did I fucked up?
Also, how many hours of SoT can I expect from it?

Recc me new phone
>No notch
>With headphone jack
>CDMA+GSM
>Dual sim
>Root, and custom ROM possible
Like V30+, but new.

The S9 is garbage, you really should have gone for the S9+
don't expect more than 6-8 hours.
Location?

is that girl turkish or russian

Tfw S5+Lineage

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>Location
US.
Other things that would be nice.
>microsd compatible
>Large enough to read mango
>gaming performance not a really that important, but I'm not going to turn down a phone that could smoothly play Korean, and Japanese Android Manga based games.

6-8 hours of SoT sounds pretty good. I just want me to last a full day with always on screen and qhd resolution(i dont use bluetooth, nfc or gps at all)

Is there a phone with cases that have 3D touchable tits?

I was looking at a Mi Mix 3 because I want much screen and no notch, but can't find a case I like.

You're lucky you got the SD845 version
the Exyshit one would probably get 3 hours
since you didn't specify a budget, get the Oneplus 5T. It's cheap enough and it just werks

>Is there a phone with cases that have 3D touchable tits?
W-what?

The one plus 6t would be perfect if it had a headphone jack and stereo speakers

Mate, it's chinked up garbage. Just buy the S9+, it has all that and a vastly better camera plus expandable storage to boot. Probably a better display too.

where do get modded spotify apk

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I can get a huawei p20 for just south of 200Euros. Worth it?

It's chinkshit but yeah go for it

My budget is open. Thanks I'll check the 5t.

filing a patent right now

LG q6 50% off. Should I? I own a shitty pixi3, i just want a phone to watch anime and play Kirafan on.

im using the lite right now
save for the cameras its perfect
its still a samsung

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9v10cQctws
One of the very few "mobile reviewers" with a brain.

You can rice it so who cares
hardware is more important.

>Samshit SFW edition
>
>If requesting purchasing advice, please provide your country and what carrier you will be using it with, along with wanted features, budget and size.
>
>Good Resources:
>>Reviews, Specs, Comparisons
>gsmarena.com
>phonearena.com
>kimovil.com
>
>>Frequency Checker
>willmyphonework.net
>frequencycheck.com
>kimovil.com/en/frequency-checker
>
>>Chinkphone news
>gizchina.com
>gizmochina.com
>
>>Visual Phone Size Comparison
>phonearena.com/phones/size
>
>>Post a Mini-Review of your Smartphone
>>Discuss upcoming and current models
>>Ask for help related to phones
>>Tell us how much shekels you spent on good/bad phone
>
>Previous thread
Who's the Qt in op

still has that samsung feeling
the disgusting logo too

Jesus Christ, I'm buying a smartphone after my 6 year old kitkat device died
>notches
>no hardware keys
>no notification LEDs
what the fuck?

What phone and region. Still haven't received an update on my S8

>Buying phones with expiration dates.

Not all phones are created equal. Which ones are you referring to?

Carlotta Champagne

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Like on the rear side of the phone (the back), instead of it being a flat panel of plastic, I would like it to be something like tits.

But not just an image - and obviously not life size - just small, 3D tits. Ideally pink or white skin colour, and touchable. I'm not really sure if I can describe them any better. I've seen a few people at my DC meetups with them, but I won't be able to go to another for a while.

I checked the usual places, but can't find any. Anyone got one for their Mix 3 already?

Unlocked Note 9, UK. Older models and carrier locked phones are gonna have to wait a bit longer.

What does everyone think about the Pocophone again?

Specs comparable to s9 and the camera is good enough if all you do is share photos with instagram and snapchat

Pic related, people voted blindly for pics they liked most on social media

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Straight meme.

It's good for hentai and pornga but there are better options for busting on the go. Camera is OK, OS is shit.

Best phone out currently

Just adding ref image. This is the best I could find on google.

It would be like this, but instead of 1 tit, it would be 2 tits instead. Like human tits nothing weird.

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The garbage curved screen corners and the hideous notch ruin it
plus I like phones made of metal desu not plastic. And it's chinkshit

Yeah that's where I heard about it from. I think $300 is a terrific price for the specs this phone has, and the videos from your pic and from Unboxed Therapy, but I didn't know if they were shilling it for goybucks and wanted some honest opinions.

How is it a meme? The specs do sound very good to me for ~$300

Good to know man, thanks for your input

He literally said it, retard
the OS is trash, it's not really waterproof, it's made of plastic, the camera is actually garbage. If you compared it side by side with an S9+ or a Pixel 3 you'd see, even gcam won't help there with the details and all. No NFC or whatever, plus it's chinked and bloated with ads that's how they make money. If you're not a custom ROM ricer you won't buy it in the first place tho

Actually I found a better example.

This is more what I'm looking for (the number of tits), but more in the style of the other one, which is a bit more classy and realistic. These are more like implant tits.

I've seen a few guys at DC and even Smash meetups with them.

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Literally the most virgin thing you can buy. Good luck getting laid, not even Chad can pull this off.

>the camera is actually garbage. If you compared it side by side with an S9+ or a Pixel 3 you'd see, even gcam won't help there with the details and all.
It literally has the same sensor as the Pixel 3.

You make a very good case. Are there any alternatives you can recommend?

what's your excuse for not getting the lenovo k5 pro yet?
for just $159.99 (shipping included), you get snapdragon 636, a 4050 mah battery, 6 GiB ram, 64 GiB storage, a micro sd slot, usb type-c connector, 3.5 mm jack, lte 800 b20 (an absolute must-have for europoors) and most importantly, NO NOTCH (sic!)
find a single flaw (considering the price)

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Of course youll tell the difference if you put them side by side using RAWs

Put the picture anywhere on social media where its already compressed and it looks just as good. Especially if you use a gcam

DC?

Show me side by side picture comparisons, full res no compressed youtube shite. It just won't werk
Nope, just buy it. That one and the Oneplus 6T are the current 10/10 chinkphones. Unless you really care about the camera like I do, in which case get the S9+/Note 9 or the Pixel 3.

It's not uncommon - I actually see some of the most knowledgeable and respected people in our DC fan groups with similar on their phones. And most of them have love interests.

It's not like you have to be ashamed for wanting to feel comforted by looking at or or touching tits in the day.

>Lenovo
Tienanmen Square Massacre.

and
>complaining about OS

Just flash something else to your liking retard

Mate, please fuck off.
youtube.com/watch?v=rLHkMLFa1i0
look how garbage the details are at 3:09 and 3:44, looks like overprocessed Huawei shite. Fuck off with your PRC trash

Detective Conan (maybe I should have said Case Closed?).

We meet up to discuss his investigation methods and where he could improve.

>If you're not a custom ROM ricer you won't buy it in the first place tho
I did say that. Not all of us like using LineagePOO OS.

Wow. Went into the store today to get a Huawei mate 20 pro and the clerk told me not to bother because the country (Canada) is going to drop the brand altogether, apparently. As in the phone stands a chance at being totally unusable soon if I were to buy it today? Is this really true?

>say of course theres no difference if you compare full rez raws
>say its good enough if you post on social media where they get compressed
>post a video that just repeats what i said

good job retard

I'd slap you trough the screen if I could for even considering wrapping a Mix into that thing. Buy something ugly like the pocophone if this is your end goal.
It's a Lenovo, that in itself is a list of flaws.

No, they won't and can't disable it, what the clerk probably wanted to say is that they will soon stop selling it and pushing trough any updates. If that happens there's nothing you can do to update manually as Huawei phones are locked down.

Personally I very much enjoy how they look.

I can see how they're not everybody's cup of tea, but most of the guys at my clubs like them. And I think most females will also find them funny or just inobjectionable in just daily life. Plus there's no notch so it will be attractive. No shame in tits we are all adults and sexually hungry.

Heyo. Note 8 US Unlocked

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That makes a lot more sense. Why would they still sell the phone otherwise? Also I don't know if he meant to say that, really, the way he worded it he was saying that there'd be no service(?) for it, etc, that it'd be bricked basically.

What's a good launcher? Xiaomi shit doesn't let me remove any of the apps from the starting screen, so it's full of xiaomi shit and from my shit. Xiaomi shit

nova launcher

Is there a phone that comes with LineageOS (or similar non-pozzed Android) out of the box?

I know you can put it on yourself, but then often some things don't work properly or it has bugs...

No, you're going to have to learn to install it yourself

Guess I'm buying an iPhone then.

You'll simply end up pozzed with no expansible memory and no headphone jack. I was also thinking about getting an iPhone SE, but no expansible memory is just unacceptable. Probably going to end up in the Asus Zenfone M1 with LineageOS route.

>nothing weird.

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You see a chick with a silicone dick on the back of her phone. Does this person seem classy or smart to you?

Sure maybe some people will look past it but you're fucking nuking your reputation in front of a lot of other people...

>no expansible memory
It's OK, I don't need much space.
>no headphone jack
I can't remember when I used it the last time, I just use bluetooth in the car.

I hate these gooks so much. All they can do is copy Apple. Fucking hell what a disgusting company.

Are the new Nokia phones redpilled or not?

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Yeah I guess when you put it that way, it's a bit weird. But then again ties are more normal for both genders to enjoy than just dicks.

But yeah I can see what you're saying. What would you suggest? I like how tits look and would love to touch some, and I think they would calm my anxiety when it gets heavy.

What would you suggest for getting something like that? I can maybe get some other thick case to touch and enjoy? But what about schoolgirl backgrounds, if I can't have tits?

I'm not sure about etiquette here in public. I'm going to college next year and I wanna get something I enjoy and will also show my personality to girls.

no notifications LED

I've used it for the last 4 years. Is there a way to keep the xiaomi one but don't have full screens?

Also i found some with not just white female tits. But not for a mix 3... Would it be better if not just white tits?

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Removed some google shit apps via adb (pm uninstall) without root rights on my Moto G5+.
Would it still be possible to update via OTA? Or now the system is altered and requires a full restore?

should definitely still be possible to ota update unless you deleted some google dependency with adb.

> I'm going to college next year and I wanna get something I enjoy and will also show my personality to girls.
In the case this whole post chain is not some weird attempt at a joke, as a /fa/ggot I will tell you two things: Doing things for girls is never worth it. Showing your personality trough "witty" t-shirts, phone cases and such will have the opposite effect of what you expect.
If you really want to help yourself in college, have good hygiene, get a nice haircut and wear clothes that fit your body. Make some friends and go out with them as much as possible and this is where the women will notice you. Unless you lost the genetic lottery really bad, it just werks.

God damn here's your (You), nice bait I guess

From here on out I would suggest you not stop at the phone but make sure to buy a lewd hentai sweater as well. They make the perfect compliment.

Actually seriously someone should do this, just to make an extra meme worthy image. Like the hentai sweater triggers enough people, the boob phone would be the perfect addition to that. Maybe add a couple face tattoos and you might have the ability to frustrate the entire world.

With enough dedication, anything is possible

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> Nokia 8 is currently cheaper than Oneplus 5t in my country
> check xda
> No active custom rom development

Should i take it or save more for Oneplus 5t ?

Pocophone

Stupid question from someone who haven't used android since 2.3.6 days.
I've ordered Xperia XZ1 and I'm wondering if it is possible to update the system without upgrading to android 9.0. I would like to stick with Oreo and have the latest patches and fixes Sony made.
Thanks in advance.

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> Notch

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Can't be done

Are custom ROMs for the Redmi Note 5 AI adequate enough yet? I can unlock my phone now and I want to be gone from MIUI desu.

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Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

That's not what I wanted to hear.
Thanks user.

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What about xiaomi mi a2 lite?

I'm not ready to spend a lot of money on a smartphone, plus, the last one I had was a Lumia.

Why do you want to avoid Pie?

OnePlus 6 / note 9 are the last of the great phones. Headphone jack + notification LED. No flagships will have this combo from now on.

Clerk in store said the Note 9 and the 9+ are basically the same thing. Is he retarded?

I can get any of the following three for free:

>Huawei Mate 20 Lite
>Samsung J4+
>Huawei Y9

I'd be upgrading from an iPhone 6 that can't hold battery charge for more than two hours now. Which one would you pick?

I'm just off work so I'll watch some reviews right now but I guess I could use your opinion.

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So I ordered an unlocked LG G7 and it seems fine but when it starts up it says Claro and it defaulted to Spanish is that normal? Probably not right? Anyway my Mint sim works so is it okay?

mate 20 lite out of those choices

You got a phone with brazillian carrier bloatware.

The one on tpb works for ad free. But it doesn't let you download.

Can a Plus size phone like the S10 replace a Nexus 7(2013) tablet? This thing is on its last leg and I am thinking about getting an S10 or OP7+.