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1 GHZ Macbook i9 BTFO
Josiah Brown
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Grayson Scott
>Cram a bunch of high TDP shit into a small laptop with no cooling
>WTF it throttles, it's Apple, they were supposed to break the laws of physics so this would work
Lmao Tim Cook taking these retards to the barn to be milked for all they're worth
Liam Hughes
MACTODDLERS BTFO
Grayson Mitchell
>Going to the Genius bar first thing in the morning to plead my case and explore available options
haha, that's not gonna end well. They're just gonna charge him $2000 ship the computer off to CSAT, whack in a new mobo and call it a day. Shit's still gonna overheat when you he gets it back. I guess fools and their money are easily parted.
Xavier Bell
interestingly I tried to stress test a 2017 Air (prime95) and it kept turbo for 20 minutes (97C), then I stopped it cuz too much procrastination.
Anyway, 97C is not a good temperature for any laptop.
I'll try to change paste later and check if it overheats less.
Hunter Stewart
Based
Jackson Murphy
>two monitors cause temp spike
dont get me wrong I think apple is shit, but if those monitors have different refresh rates then any laptop gpu will overheat even at idle, this is old behavior that still hasnt been fixed
Jaxon Young
>97C
Jace Hall
>$500 laptop has problem
>eh whatever
>$5000 laptop has problem
>b-b-b-but ALL laptops are like that leave $5000 laptop ALONE
kys
Oliver Watson
calm down incel
Xavier Morgan
disable turbo boost and/or underclock all ultrabooks
Jacob Fisher
>has to stick it in the freezer to get it operating above 1 GHz
Daniel Hall
>underclock an underclocked 1.5ghz cpu
Brandon Bennett
i want to nakadashi yuri
Jonathan Powell
Can't you shunt mod it to bypass the thermal sensor?
Sebastian Bennett
>going to the genius bar, they will surely solve overheating!
Oliver Richardson
what kind of drinks do they serve at the genius bar?
Isaiah Hall
>bypass the thermal sensor
youtube.com
Juan Evans
intel turbo boost really is that shitty
Adam Russell
yep, 97C.
I was lent a NEW EliteBook 1040 G3 and it reached 93C while doing the same test.
And I thought HP business laptops were better than the consumer crap they sell.
My old T430 doesn't even reach 80C while running the same app.
Jaxon Green
onions flavored
Owen Hernandez
>Bypass thermal sensor
Easy there bucko, you don't want vital system components getting desoldered from the board.
Hudson Garcia
>macfags still can't into physics after all these years
kek
Juan Lopez
>sticking a $5000 laptop in a goddamn freezer
Nathaniel Clark
remote into some beefy xeon to compile, macbooks are for facebook
Christopher Jackson
Even Facebook is enough to make them throttle after a couple of minutes.
(at least they don't seem to slow down on facebook and that is what the average joe expects)
Benjamin Ross
Isaiah Scott
>physics
eww, nerd shit
Gavin Price
>LITERALLY boiling water
Luke Davis
>101C
>two cores low consume chip
>Old Macbook Air
Jeremiah Edwards
The new one is even worse
Tyler Cooper
based and sataniapilled
Landon Mitchell
Go drink some bleach, shit for brains.
Andrew Perez
based
Isaac Fisher
Onions
Lots and lots of onions
Jonathan Anderson
>Putting a cooler capable of dissipating only ~15 watts of heat on an i9
Dylan Green
this
Isaac Reyes
Wena nido.
Jaxson Jenkins
Wow. The hubris of those filthy jews. It's a surprise such a shit company lasted this long. I hope that pajeet at MS won't bail them out when they go bankrupt like Gates did.
Funny thing is, heating issues in the 80s, heating issues 30some years later. They clearly have not learned and are just riding on the coattails of their idiotic hardcore consumers.
James Johnson
>applel
Tyler Walker
based
Gavin Anderson
They're good up to like 103c. But yes, all laptops these days have poor qcninclusing "premium" and even business class machines. A repaste should help. Its the reality of cheap chink labor
Sebastian Cooper
>tfw 2012 Macbook
>tfw 45°C with fans at full speed while having an IDE and SQL Developer
Eh, I've had worse.