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Jow Forums humor thread
William Cook
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Blake Cruz
William Martinez
James Cooper
Evan Nelson
Jason Perry
Jow Forums died the second people stopped caring about programming and degenerated into brand war faggotry between nvidiots and shintel. every thread is people shilling for Windows, OOP, and proprietary software now. everyone who wasn't a worthless poorfag wagecuck CS bootcamp /v/tard (who probably thinks lambda calculus is when you recursively integrate) either fucked off to reddit half a dozen years ago or post exclusively on forums, lainchan, and irc.
Jaxson Watson
haha
Levi Miller
Newton and his Calculus garbage are pseudo science. See xeno of elea.
Connor Garcia
why not kill yourself? seriously, nothing you ever type is going to be original funny. just do it.
Dominic King
Anyone has the collection of job interview screw ups posted by the namefag? I thought i had it saved but alas
Alexander Turner
>every thread is people shilling for Windows, OOP, and proprietary software
linux isn't programming my brain damaged friend
Anthony Cruz
and it isn't hard for me figure out that you've obtained skills in neither.
Michael Phillips
>shintel
every time
Lincoln Campbell
Robert Fisher
Isaac Cook
Parker Anderson
This are the best, what is this called
Jack Walker
Here's another one, then
Eli Reyes
Jace Green
Oliver Diaz
Matthew Brooks
Christopher Garcia
Jaxon White
Joseph Rivera
Isaiah Martin
Xavier Brooks
Ethan Smith
Julian Cooper
Dominic Lee
iTODDLERS BTFO
Benjamin Fisher
Isaac Jones
lost
Hudson Diaz
Dayum
Colton White
Same girl?
Brody Myers
>let them settle in there misery it will help them !
Sebastian Bailey
Hi Brave/Opera/Chrome/Firefox shill
Gavin Turner
>irc
which one
where is it all at?
Nicholas Garcia
maybe their isp blocks torrent traffic
Zachary Moore
Uploader can get paid by the hosting site. Harder to get some coins out of torrrents
Chase Reed
At what rate? $1 for 1000 downloads?
Cooper Ross
Jayden Evans
Christian Lewis
Wow thanks, Ian!
$ apt-cache show sudoku
Package: sudoku
Source: sudoku (1.0.5-2)
Version: 1.0.5-2+b2
Installed-Size: 124
Maintainer: Peter Spiess-Knafl
Architecture: amd64
Depends: libc6 (>= 2.14), libncurses5 (>= 6), libtinfo5 (>= 6)
Description-en: console based sudoku
This sudoku puzzle generator/solver features:
* character based (curses) interface;
* cross-platform (Minix, Unix, Windows) with full source code (ANSI C);
* generates hints upon request;
* classification of board difficulty (very easy, easy, medium, hard or
fiendish);
* generation of new boards;
* easy entry of boards published in newspapers, Internet, ...;
* multiple output formats (text, csv, HTML, PostScript).
Description-md5: b7b515c5b1173672e084c8ec432ff43f
Homepage: github.com
Tag: game::puzzle, implemented-in::c, interface::text-mode, role::program,
scope::utility, uitoolkit::ncurses, use::gameplaying
Section: games
Priority: optional
Filename: pool/main/s/sudoku/sudoku_1.0.5-2+b2_amd64.deb
Size: 42118
MD5sum: b2e328ccb5f780fdf303b1e9bda5c370
SHA256: f93baee0ef6cc4337121b89bda89f5414d5e0a48f971bb119f38f7aa2f8f5003
Caleb Foster
Kevin Edwards
Does anyone have the MSpaint version of that guy ?
Kevin Ross
Isaac Stewart
bump
Kevin Cruz
>no seeds because only 5 pajeets care about your ROM
or
>$0.10
Nathaniel Long
Could be even less. Host pushes you to buy premium account and uploader gets a referral share.
Jayden Thompson
It's OK in short bursts though
Mason Torres
bump
Josiah Allen
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3 4
Brandon Torres
you absolute motherfucker
I hate you
Blake Gray
This poor guy. This is why we can't have nice things.
Matthew Allen
i dont get it.
what's wrong with
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2
3 4?
Aaron Hernandez
fuck
James Richardson
the fact that you saw the followup picture and don't recognize it says more than thousand words could
Bentley Hall
>tfw go on /λ/ when I want to actually discuss programming and go on here when I want /v/-style shitposting in a tech setting
It's easy to just blame Reddit here or something, but I think part of it is that "true" programming is kinda dead in the wild. Most programming jobs now are just shoving shit into frameworks, or webdev where you import 200 libraries and maybe write like five lines of actual code you wrote yourself. This means less new people are doing "true" programming, so there's less interest and the population of programmers on here shrinks as a result while the population of "console wars"-tier shitters first stayed constant and then became dominant after enough programmers left to the point where newcomers see Jow Forums as a place for console wars.
Cameron Butler
bump
Parker Hughes
go back
Zachary Stewart
It's fake you triple niggers
Parker Taylor
so?
Josiah Harris
bump
Austin Barnes
Logan Wilson
>Fuck me in the eth0 Aleksi
Lost
Luke Garcia
Matthew Brown
Logan Collins
man, fuck Jow Forums, filled with these zoomer cucks in school
Luke Ross
The absolute state of intel
Brody Hughes
>Including bidirectional relationships in family tree member structs
All you need is person parent1 parent 2 and your "draw" functions should handle the rest. Trying to track children in family tree software is suicidal.
Zachary Edwards
Never forget.
John Hall
Lucas Bennett
Nolan Lee
Jackson Price
Aaron Price
Robert Walker
Cooper Ward
How can you bring a laptop with a futanari wallpaper to a public space?
Kayden Baker
Eli Cook
Colton Flores
Leo Howard
rip ;_;7
Juan Collins
Thomas James
>I'm dangerously cheesy
Lmao
Blake Reyes
Kek why are all the silliest rigs AMD FX?
Nathaniel Sanchez
You sure are monsters. That's some really disgusting shit 4channer sent him, it's not even funny anymore.
How Stallman takes everything so seriously and manages to sensibly continue every dialog?
Easton Jackson
RIP Bill Jobs
Logan Sanders
Nathan Campbell
Like really, in situation, where anyone anyone else would say something like "I'm not gonna play this stupid game", Stallman would not only play this game, he would fucking win it.
Jaxon Thomas
Jace Lewis
> tfw just time waiting in a game until life is over
Alexander Rogers
> not bringing it to some nuclear reactor facility to make unlimited power
William Nguyen
>What's that, your phone number has an odd number? Well I hope you're ready to go for that good 'ol integer overflow!
Wyatt Davis
That still wouldn't work, right?
The system is still base 2, maybe if the base was odd.
Cameron Reed
Unsure (my brain is smol) but if the max value is 2147483647 and the min is -2147483648 wouldn't adding another 2 tile once you're at the max take you the min + 1 (so negative blah blah 647)?
Dominic Barnes
Ok so after exactly 2 seconds of thinking I have realized you wouldn't be able to get to the max value in the first place as it is odd. I guess I wasn't kidding when I said my brain was smol ._.
Kayden Green
ok so I guess realistically the only way to express it is with an equation containing multiple 2048 scores, something like given a number n where n is odd, (n-1) + (a/a) where a is not equal to 0.
dont ask why I made this im autistic ok
Aaron Bell
Luis Lee
>It's wearing an intel blanket to hide the fact that it's a fucking jug of LN2
Charles Scott
teach me how to make a joke that doesn't land